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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
hairless odious french chef voyeur
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
mentally impaired amber pocket flask chad
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
hairless odious french chef voyeur
  04/14/22
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carmine adventurous puppy
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Jade sadistic crotch
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
hairless odious french chef voyeur
  04/14/22
...
Jade sadistic crotch
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Orchid marvelous orchestra pit
  04/14/22
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ultramarine office
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Olive box office
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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hairless odious french chef voyeur
  04/28/22
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hairless odious french chef voyeur
  07/04/23
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ultramarine office
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
crimson disturbing sound barrier library
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
seedy beady-eyed theater karate
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
hairless odious french chef voyeur
  04/27/24
?
seedy beady-eyed theater karate
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
hairless odious french chef voyeur
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
seedy beady-eyed theater karate
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
hairless odious french chef voyeur
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
seedy beady-eyed theater karate
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
well-lubricated idea he suggested preventive strike
  04/27/24
Georgia?
seedy beady-eyed theater karate
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
well-lubricated idea he suggested preventive strike
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Cerebral Ape
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Learning disabled forum giraffe
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
motley liquid oxygen
  04/24/26
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appetizing sable community account abode
  04/27/24
180
Doobsian Fishy Mental Disorder
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Olive box office
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Doobsian Fishy Mental Disorder
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
well-lubricated idea he suggested preventive strike
  04/27/24
...
Pink massive gas station new version
  04/27/24
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appetizing sable community account abode
  10/08/24
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high-end soul-stirring indirect expression brunch
  10/08/24
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bat shit crazy big-titted ratface
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
frum masturbator
  06/06/24
...
Wonderful tanning salon antidepressant drug
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
floppy jet-lagged ticket booth ceo
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Bearded area
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
floppy jet-lagged ticket booth ceo
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Bearded area
  06/06/24
...
Greedy pistol elastic band
  04/24/26
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high-end soul-stirring indirect expression brunch
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
hairless odious french chef voyeur
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
hairless odious french chef voyeur
  09/14/25
...
narrow-minded glittery water buffalo
  03/31/26
flame?
Cerise filthpig telephone
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
hairless odious french chef voyeur
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
tripping national
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
brilliant bisexual senate turdskin
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
tripping national
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
naked mildly autistic church building cuckold
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
...
Greedy pistol elastic band
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: hairless odious french chef voyeur

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: mentally impaired amber pocket flask chad

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: hairless odious french chef voyeur

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: carmine adventurous puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Jade sadistic crotch

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: hairless odious french chef voyeur

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Jade sadistic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Orchid marvelous orchestra pit

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: ultramarine office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Olive box office

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: hairless odious french chef voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: hairless odious french chef voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: ultramarine office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: crimson disturbing sound barrier library

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: seedy beady-eyed theater karate

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: hairless odious french chef voyeur

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: seedy beady-eyed theater karate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: hairless odious french chef voyeur

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: seedy beady-eyed theater karate

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: hairless odious french chef voyeur

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: seedy beady-eyed theater karate

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: well-lubricated idea he suggested preventive strike

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: seedy beady-eyed theater karate

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated idea he suggested preventive strike

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Cerebral Ape

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Learning disabled forum giraffe

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: motley liquid oxygen

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: appetizing sable community account abode



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Doobsian Fishy Mental Disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Olive box office

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Doobsian Fishy Mental Disorder

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: well-lubricated idea he suggested preventive strike

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Pink massive gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: appetizing sable community account abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: high-end soul-stirring indirect expression brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: bat shit crazy big-titted ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: frum masturbator

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Wonderful tanning salon antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: floppy jet-lagged ticket booth ceo

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Bearded area

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: floppy jet-lagged ticket booth ceo

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Bearded area

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Greedy pistol elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: high-end soul-stirring indirect expression brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: hairless odious french chef voyeur

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: hairless odious french chef voyeur

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: narrow-minded glittery water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Cerise filthpig telephone

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: hairless odious french chef voyeur

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: tripping national

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: brilliant bisexual senate turdskin

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: tripping national

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: naked mildly autistic church building cuckold

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Greedy pistol elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50021007)