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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
dashing organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Carmine curious institution internal respiration
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Well-lubricated codepig
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Well-lubricated codepig
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Well-lubricated codepig
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Well-lubricated codepig
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Well-lubricated codepig
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Charismatic Laser Beams Sex Offender
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Charismatic Laser Beams Sex Offender
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
electric ultramarine principal's office legal warrant
  04/08/25
that's rude
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/08/25
...
federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Laughsome spruce party of the first part
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Well-lubricated codepig
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
wine dragon
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/08/25
...
federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed
  04/08/25
...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed
  04/09/25
...
federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Deranged headpube
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Mind-boggling topaz legend french chef
  04/09/25
Ty
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/09/25
...
Wonderful stock car home
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Exhilarant Buck-toothed Striped Hyena
  04/09/25
...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Pearly Area Dysfunction
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
bossy garrison
  05/02/25
...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  05/12/25
...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Mind-boggling topaz legend french chef
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Charismatic Laser Beams Sex Offender
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Charismatic Laser Beams Sex Offender
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Slippery Crackhouse
  06/03/25
...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  06/26/25
OP?
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  06/27/25
...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  07/09/25
...
Stubborn University Skinny Woman
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: dashing organic girlfriend

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Carmine curious institution internal respiration

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Well-lubricated codepig

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Well-lubricated codepig

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Well-lubricated codepig

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated codepig

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated codepig

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Charismatic Laser Beams Sex Offender

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Charismatic Laser Beams Sex Offender

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: electric ultramarine principal's office legal warrant

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Laughsome spruce party of the first part

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Well-lubricated codepig

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: wine dragon

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: federal insecure step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Deranged headpube

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling topaz legend french chef

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Wonderful stock car home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Buck-toothed Striped Hyena

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Pearly Area Dysfunction

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: bossy garrison

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Mind-boggling topaz legend french chef

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Charismatic Laser Beams Sex Offender

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Charismatic Laser Beams Sex Offender

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Slippery Crackhouse

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Stubborn University Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49331552)