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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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yellow ceo
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Deranged internal respiration persian
  08/28/25
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yellow ceo
  08/28/25
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multi-colored drab dingle berry
  08/28/25
that's it?
Awkward double fault dilemma
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
yellow ceo
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Talented affirmative action organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Awkward double fault dilemma
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
stirring soggy stage half-breed
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
stirring soggy stage half-breed
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
stirring soggy stage half-breed
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
Insanely creepy cheese-eating foreskin
  08/28/25
Happy?
exciting garrison roast beef
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Insanely creepy cheese-eating foreskin
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
multi-colored drab dingle berry
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
multi-colored drab dingle berry
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Bearded lemon clown point
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Hairraiser fishy fat ankles
  08/28/25
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frum university
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Beady-eyed nighttime indian lodge
  08/29/25
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Provocative offensive giraffe
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Supple plaza faggot firefighter
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
fighting piazza sandwich
  08/29/25
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frum university
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
laughsome dopamine haunted graveyard
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
fighting piazza sandwich
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
stirring soggy stage half-breed
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Buff misanthropic national
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Insanely creepy cheese-eating foreskin
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Supple plaza faggot firefighter
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Wonderful Frozen Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
cocky immigrant
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Insanely creepy cheese-eating foreskin
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
multi-colored drab dingle berry
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
fighting piazza sandwich
  09/01/25
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Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
fighting piazza sandwich
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse
  09/01/25
Lolololol
exciting garrison roast beef
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Insanely creepy cheese-eating foreskin
  09/01/25
?
stirring soggy stage half-breed
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
topaz meetinghouse doctorate
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Insanely creepy cheese-eating foreskin
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
stirring soggy stage half-breed
  09/12/25
Yes
Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
stirring soggy stage half-breed
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
stirring soggy stage half-breed
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
yellow ceo
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: yellow ceo



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Deranged internal respiration persian

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: yellow ceo



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: multi-colored drab dingle berry



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Awkward double fault dilemma

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: yellow ceo

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Talented affirmative action organic girlfriend

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Awkward double fault dilemma

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: stirring soggy stage half-breed

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: stirring soggy stage half-breed

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: stirring soggy stage half-breed

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cheese-eating foreskin

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: exciting garrison roast beef

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cheese-eating foreskin

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: multi-colored drab dingle berry

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: multi-colored drab dingle berry

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Bearded lemon clown point

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser fishy fat ankles

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: frum university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime indian lodge

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Provocative offensive giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Supple plaza faggot firefighter

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: fighting piazza sandwich

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: frum university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: laughsome dopamine haunted graveyard

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: fighting piazza sandwich

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: stirring soggy stage half-breed

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Buff misanthropic national

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Insanely creepy cheese-eating foreskin

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Supple plaza faggot firefighter

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Wonderful Frozen Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: cocky immigrant

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cheese-eating foreskin

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: multi-colored drab dingle berry

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: fighting piazza sandwich

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: fighting piazza sandwich

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: exciting garrison roast beef

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cheese-eating foreskin

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: stirring soggy stage half-breed

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: topaz meetinghouse doctorate

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cheese-eating foreskin

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: stirring soggy stage half-breed

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Infuriating stimulating factory reset button bawdyhouse

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: stirring soggy stage half-breed

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: stirring soggy stage half-breed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: yellow ceo

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259839)