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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
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passionate pozpig gaping
  12/17/25
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Excitant Crystalline French Chef University
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
free-loading school associate
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
Boom
magical business firm
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
magical business firm
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
magical business firm
  12/17/25
Incredible
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
boom lives
Bipolar histrionic sweet tailpipe crotch
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
free-loading school associate
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Drab Feces
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
magical business firm
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
wmtp
Pale apoplectic mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
provocative skinny woman center
  12/17/25
Strong contender
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
provocative skinny woman center
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
provocative skinny woman center
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
turquoise international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
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gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
evan39
Crusty Garrison
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
passionate pozpig gaping
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
low-t twinkling office half-breed
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
low-t twinkling office half-breed
  12/17/25
who are you
Bipolar histrionic sweet tailpipe crotch
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
low-t twinkling office half-breed
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Bipolar histrionic sweet tailpipe crotch
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Crusty Garrison
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
pearl marvelous gas station dysfunction
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
low-t twinkling office half-breed
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
low-t twinkling office half-breed
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
low-t twinkling office half-breed
  12/18/25
whokobe
Bipolar histrionic sweet tailpipe crotch
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
turquoise international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
turquoise international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Glassy boistinker twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Bipolar histrionic sweet tailpipe crotch
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Glassy boistinker twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Bipolar histrionic sweet tailpipe crotch
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Glassy boistinker twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/25
Who is IH
gaped windowlicker
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Glassy boistinker twinkling uncleanness
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
frisky water buffalo
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
gaped windowlicker
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
aphrodisiac parlor
  12/18/25
Stfu
gaped windowlicker
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Razzle-dazzle institution
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Black shrine coffee pot
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
naked factory reset button filthpig
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
gaped windowlicker
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
lilac thriller ticket booth pervert
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
gaped windowlicker
  12/18/25
Thanks.
frisky water buffalo
  12/18/25
Boom
Orchid Maniacal House
  12/18/25
whokebe
hyperventilating contagious heaven circlehead
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: passionate pozpig gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Excitant Crystalline French Chef University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: free-loading school associate

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: magical business firm

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: magical business firm

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: magical business firm

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Bipolar histrionic sweet tailpipe crotch

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: free-loading school associate

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Drab Feces

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: magical business firm

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Pale apoplectic mad-dog skullcap

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: provocative skinny woman center

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: provocative skinny woman center

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: provocative skinny woman center

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: turquoise international law enforcement agency

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Crusty Garrison

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: passionate pozpig gaping

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: low-t twinkling office half-breed

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: low-t twinkling office half-breed

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Bipolar histrionic sweet tailpipe crotch

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: low-t twinkling office half-breed

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Bipolar histrionic sweet tailpipe crotch

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Crusty Garrison

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: pearl marvelous gas station dysfunction

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: low-t twinkling office half-breed

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: low-t twinkling office half-breed

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: low-t twinkling office half-breed

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Bipolar histrionic sweet tailpipe crotch

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: turquoise international law enforcement agency

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: turquoise international law enforcement agency

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Glassy boistinker twinkling uncleanness

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Bipolar histrionic sweet tailpipe crotch

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Glassy boistinker twinkling uncleanness

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Bipolar histrionic sweet tailpipe crotch

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Glassy boistinker twinkling uncleanness

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Glassy boistinker twinkling uncleanness

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: frisky water buffalo

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: gaped windowlicker

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac parlor

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle institution

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Black shrine coffee pot

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: naked factory reset button filthpig

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: lilac thriller ticket booth pervert

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: gaped windowlicker

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: frisky water buffalo

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Orchid Maniacal House

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating contagious heaven circlehead

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519546)