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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
gaped ocher voyeur
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
dashing cruise ship partner
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
gaped ocher voyeur
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
floppy theater
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
gaped ocher voyeur
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Snowy Excitant Garrison Coldplay Fan
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
floppy theater
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
smoky laughsome stock car codepig
  09/22/23
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gaped ocher voyeur
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
floppy theater
  09/22/23
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Purple volcanic crater
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Glittery black idea he suggested
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Avocado Indecent Stage
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
iridescent affirmative action
  09/22/23
Yes
gaped ocher voyeur
  09/22/23
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Rose kitchen foreskin
  09/22/23
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coral aphrodisiac pit old irish cottage
  09/22/23
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Vibrant house
  09/22/23
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Purple volcanic crater
  09/23/23
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Vibrant house
  09/27/23
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Diverse clear fortuitous meteor turdskin
  10/01/23
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Motley Temple Ratface
  10/02/23
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flirting range tank
  05/22/26
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self-absorbed soggy brunch
  05/22/26
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gaped ocher voyeur
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Fighting meetinghouse
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
gaped ocher voyeur
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Vibrant house
  09/22/23
...
flirting range tank
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Frisky Incel Space
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
maniacal copper center toaster
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
gaped ocher voyeur
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
contagious shaky lay
  09/22/23
...
gaped ocher voyeur
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Insane glassy school
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Snowy Excitant Garrison Coldplay Fan
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
gaped ocher voyeur
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Insane glassy school
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
gaped ocher voyeur
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
contagious shaky lay
  09/27/23
...
gaped ocher voyeur
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
mint ticket booth
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
gaped ocher voyeur
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
mint ticket booth
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
gaped ocher voyeur
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
mint ticket booth
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Marvelous overrated hell kitty
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
bistre whorehouse internal respiration
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Arousing university
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
bistre whorehouse internal respiration
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
gaped ocher voyeur
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Shivering thriller nowag jewess
  09/27/23
Ungh
Tan round eye market
  10/01/23
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Shivering thriller nowag jewess
  10/02/23
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gaped ocher voyeur
  10/01/23
Yes
Drab lodge
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
autistic selfie mad cow disease
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Shivering thriller nowag jewess
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
Lascivious dilemma
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: dashing cruise ship partner

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: floppy theater

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Snowy Excitant Garrison Coldplay Fan

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: floppy theater

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: smoky laughsome stock car codepig

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: floppy theater

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Purple volcanic crater



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Glittery black idea he suggested

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Avocado Indecent Stage

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: iridescent affirmative action

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Rose kitchen foreskin



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: coral aphrodisiac pit old irish cottage



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Vibrant house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Purple volcanic crater



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Vibrant house



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Diverse clear fortuitous meteor turdskin



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Motley Temple Ratface



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: flirting range tank



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: self-absorbed soggy brunch



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Fighting meetinghouse

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Vibrant house

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: flirting range tank



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Frisky Incel Space

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: maniacal copper center toaster

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: contagious shaky lay

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Insane glassy school

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Snowy Excitant Garrison Coldplay Fan

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Insane glassy school

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: contagious shaky lay

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: mint ticket booth

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: mint ticket booth

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: mint ticket booth

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Marvelous overrated hell kitty

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: bistre whorehouse internal respiration

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Arousing university

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: bistre whorehouse internal respiration

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Shivering thriller nowag jewess

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Tan round eye market

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Shivering thriller nowag jewess



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: gaped ocher voyeur



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Drab lodge

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: autistic selfie mad cow disease

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Shivering thriller nowag jewess

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Lascivious dilemma

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#49894111)