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Shitlennial w fat wife here - devastated I will never fuck a hot slutty zoomer

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Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling
  11/11/24
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Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling
  11/11/24
I think it’s a fair question what the point is where i...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
  11/11/24
Wife's height/weight?
sph
  11/11/24
I don’t really know how much she weighs. 165? She&rsqu...
Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling
  11/11/24
Wiping tears from my eyes bro. Are we married to the same...
Shanks 'n Skanks
  11/11/24
dude you fuck prostitutes and you are married? wow
,.,.,.,.,.,. .,.,. ,.,.,. ., ,.,., .,,.,.
  11/11/24
Wait wtf? You do that to your wife? WTF site is this lmao
crazed lunatic
  11/11/24
i feel like social media exacerbates this when u see a strea...
Fratty McFratterson
  11/11/24
Yup And occasional forcememe breakouts on xo
Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling
  11/11/24
my wife started ozempic about 6 months ago and is slowly los...
Fratty McFratterson
  11/11/24
My wife started ozempic but didn’t like how often it m...
Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling
  11/11/24
yeah by all accounts it's like having low level nausea which...
Fratty McFratterson
  11/11/24
This is a large reason imo why the youth are all virgins. Si...
ceci n'est pas un avocat
  11/11/24
? if i was 20 and single again i would be sliding into DM...
Fratty McFratterson
  11/11/24
If you were a zoomer you would be a broccoli haired catamite...
So we looked at the data
  11/11/24
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ceci n'est pas un avocat
  11/11/24
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Peter Brady
  11/11/24
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You have set them limits which they must not cross
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,.,.,.,.,.,. .,.,. ,.,.,. ., ,.,., .,,.,.
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Trump is the Lib Killer
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will arnett
  11/11/24
cr big reason for zoomer males moving towards Trump
Pajeert Wilders
  11/11/24
You could absolutely do this within 24 hours. Probably 6. ...
female penis
  11/11/24
Yeah I’m a risk averse INFJ faggot
Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling
  11/11/24
Lol whats the risk
So we looked at the data
  11/11/24
Rejection
Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling
  11/11/24
Lol these girls are retards, they are using u for $ and u ar...
So we looked at the data
  11/11/24
the F in INFJ stands for faggot so phrasing it this way is r...
Fratty McFratterson
  11/11/24
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female penis
  11/11/24
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woah
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So we looked at the data
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(poast monik ....
female penis
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So we looked at the data
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do I just walk onto the georgetown campus with my junk expos...
the place where there is no darkness
  11/11/24
Honestly what's the point Is there any difference No ...
ceci n'est pas un avocat
  11/11/24
The election revealed how millennial women are the lowest fo...
Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling
  11/11/24
this is actually a cr takeaway imo
Bill DaWall
  11/11/24
i think it's more just the realization one has at a certain ...
Fratty McFratterson
  11/11/24
another turning point a fork stuck in the road
ceci n'est pas un avocat
  11/11/24
This is a cop out. Plenty of people stay trim and fit into ...
female penis
  11/11/24
the zoomer girl might feel a genuine spark of affection for ...
Rapist Renaissance
  11/11/24
"When he 'sparked' all over my double pierced nipples i...
female penis
  11/11/24
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So we looked at the data
  11/11/24
$400 will buy you one hour of legal analysis or eighteen sec...
ceci n'est pas un avocat
  11/11/24
It's your fault your wife is fat.
Jed Dews
  11/11/24
As someone with a fat toxic wife i kind of agree with this
So we looked at the data
  11/11/24
Not really the point of this thread or remotely close to it
Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling
  11/11/24
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dicksucking fag
  11/11/24
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yay
  11/11/24
Can you not round up 2K for a pro?
Shanks 'n Skanks
  11/11/24
Ask your wife to sit on your face and get BBWpilled
......,,,,,,........,
  11/11/24
I love my shitlennial Jewish wife and wouldn't trade all the...
jafar
  11/11/24
based
ceci n'est pas un avocat
  11/11/24
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You have set them limits which they must not cross
  11/11/24
Risten
Trump is the Lib Killer
  11/11/24
This is not difficult to accomplish. At all.
askav
  11/11/24
You just need to accept it. We lost the generation.
Candy Ride
  11/11/24
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dip spit
  11/14/24


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Date: November 11th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling



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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling



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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


I think it’s a fair question what the point is where it’s necessary to fuck hookers. Wife over 170 I think is a clearly understandable threshold. 12 months of dead bedroom and multiple attempts by husband to initiate and directly address it is another. Harder to quantify is when a wife isn’t fat and fucks you, but is a horrible partner in day to day life ie constantly nagging, criticizing, continuous source of negative energy in your household and life. And obviously the threshold is much higher if you have kids. But OP, if your fat wife doesn’t fuck you, doesn’t make an effort to lose weight, is a shitty negative nag all the time, this is literally why escorts exist. It’s for you. You should fuck an escort.

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: sph

Wife's height/weight?

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling

I don’t really know how much she weighs. 165? She’s 5’2”

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Date: November 11th, 2024 3:30 PM
Author: Shanks 'n Skanks

Wiping tears from my eyes bro.

Are we married to the same woman?

I’ve resorted to pros every few months

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Date: November 11th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,. .,.,. ,.,.,. ., ,.,., .,,.,.

dude you fuck prostitutes and you are married? wow

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Date: November 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: crazed lunatic

Wait wtf? You do that to your wife? WTF site is this lmao

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Fratty McFratterson

i feel like social media exacerbates this when u see a stream of cute slutty zoomer girls all day every day on ur feed

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling

Yup

And occasional forcememe breakouts on xo

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Fratty McFratterson

my wife started ozempic about 6 months ago and is slowly losing weight to the point where she is passably attractive again. we still have a dead bedroom but she is generally chill and less of a bitch than she used to be when the kids were younger and life was more stressful.

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling

My wife started ozempic but didn’t like how often it made her vomit and stopped. Very disappointing, I was really looking forward to having her return to spinner status

We still fuck a couple times a week fwiw

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Fratty McFratterson

yeah by all accounts it's like having low level nausea which sucks i guess

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat

This is a large reason imo why the youth are all virgins. Sick and sad

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Fratty McFratterson

?

if i was 20 and single again i would be sliding into DMs left, right, and center

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

If you were a zoomer you would be a broccoli haired catamite and fortnite addict

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat



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Date: November 11th, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: Peter Brady



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Date: November 11th, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: You have set them limits which they must not cross



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Date: November 11th, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,. .,.,. ,.,.,. ., ,.,., .,,.,.



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Date: November 11th, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: will arnett



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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Pajeert Wilders

cr big reason for zoomer males moving towards Trump

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: female penis

You could absolutely do this within 24 hours. Probably 6.

You shouldn't, but you could.

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling

Yeah I’m a risk averse INFJ faggot

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

Lol whats the risk

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling

Rejection

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

Lol these girls are retards, they are using u for $ and u are using them to fulfill a gay fantasy

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Fratty McFratterson

the F in INFJ stands for faggot so phrasing it this way is redundant

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: female penis



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Date: November 11th, 2024 3:39 PM
Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: female penis

(poast monik ....

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



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Date: November 11th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: the place where there is no darkness

do I just walk onto the georgetown campus with my junk exposed

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat

Honestly what's the point

Is there any difference

No one has ever explained this to me to my satisfaction

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling

The election revealed how millennial women are the lowest form of life on earth

So yes

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Date: November 11th, 2024 4:05 PM
Author: Bill DaWall

this is actually a cr takeaway imo

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Fratty McFratterson

i think it's more just the realization one has at a certain point that ur legit old and that time of ur life is well and truly behind u

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat

another turning point

a fork stuck in the road

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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: female penis

This is a cop out. Plenty of people stay trim and fit into their 60s and 70s. Stop accepting mediocrity.

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Rapist Renaissance

the zoomer girl might feel a genuine spark of affection for you, if only for a second

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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: female penis

"When he 'sparked' all over my double pierced nipples in exchange for the $400 I made him pay me I felt a second of affection, Becky."

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Date: November 11th, 2024 3:38 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



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Date: November 11th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat

$400 will buy you one hour of legal analysis or eighteen seconds with a pierce nipple zoomer. choose wisely

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Jed Dews

It's your fault your wife is fat.

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

As someone with a fat toxic wife i kind of agree with this

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Date: November 11th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling

Not really the point of this thread or remotely close to it

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Date: November 11th, 2024 3:22 PM
Author: dicksucking fag



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Date: November 11th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: yay



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Date: November 11th, 2024 3:29 PM
Author: Shanks 'n Skanks

Can you not round up 2K for a pro?

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Date: November 11th, 2024 3:43 PM
Author: ......,,,,,,........,

Ask your wife to sit on your face and get BBWpilled

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Date: November 11th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: jafar

I love my shitlennial Jewish wife and wouldn't trade all the slutty Zoomers in the world for her

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Date: November 11th, 2024 4:09 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat

based

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Date: November 11th, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: You have set them limits which they must not cross



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Date: November 11th, 2024 5:26 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

Risten

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Date: November 11th, 2024 7:35 PM
Author: askav

This is not difficult to accomplish. At all.

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Date: November 11th, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: Candy Ride

You just need to accept it. We lost the generation.

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Date: November 14th, 2024 7:54 AM
Author: dip spit



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