Date: March 30th, 2025 9:13 PM Author: Oh, you love men?
“Becky, there’s just something so mysterious about how extremely online he is, yet with so much gaiety… and don’t get me started on all the subliminal Christian references he leaves just for me in his unsolicited online “essays” that nobody ever responds to - AND best of all I know Stacy is sooooo jealous of me because he always responds promptly to my texts, but leaves that bitch on ‘read’ for days…”