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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: talented gaped circlehead menage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: maroon frozen puppy

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: talented gaped circlehead menage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring cuckoldry crackhouse



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Comical church



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Exciting Alpha

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: talented gaped circlehead menage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: diverse rose kitty cat people who are hurt



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: talented gaped circlehead menage

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring cuckoldry crackhouse



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Laughsome shrine friendly grandma



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring cuckoldry crackhouse



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Comical church

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: talented gaped circlehead menage

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: useless thirsty center mood



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant salmon lodge

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: talented gaped circlehead menage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: balding fluffy macaca



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring cuckoldry crackhouse



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: hot den juggernaut



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring cuckoldry crackhouse

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: talented gaped circlehead menage

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring cuckoldry crackhouse

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: talented gaped circlehead menage

also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp

there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: curious internet-worthy plaza

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: diverse rose kitty cat people who are hurt



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Twinkling multi-billionaire

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: curious internet-worthy plaza



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: useless thirsty center mood



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Comical church

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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