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(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)
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shut up fag
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solid flame thread bro
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not flame just got my payment too lmao
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  08/20/18
(xo 2018)
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this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways
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*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*
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in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but t...
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yeah bend the knee motherfucker
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I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.
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yw
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180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.
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*subscribes*
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update?
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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Offensive Carmine Lettuce School Cafeteria

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice tests, and he tried to mouth off at me like it was my fault.

he threatened to tell daddy i was no-showing for lessons and otherwise slacking off (not true) so he'd withhold the $1K he owes me for the last month.

to which i replied "OK, go ahead and do that. Then one night while you're all asleep in your beds, i'm going to come into this house, slit your dog's throat, duct tape your cute little sister's mouth, and then i'm going to rape her tight pink asshole until it looks like expired fucking hamburger meat. and the instant i cum, i'm going to splatter her head on the wall with a 9mm hollowpoint from my silenced Glock. then i'm going upstairs and putting one shot in your faggot father's worthless shriveled raisin balls, and one in each of your dried up fatass mom's pancake tits. i'll leave a few more in daddy's stomach and kneecaps so he has extra fun bleeding out, then it'll be your turn for a visit from the Sandman... and with you I'm going to take my time and really enjoy it. This could be tomorrow, it could be next week, it could be next year. But it's going to happen, and there's nothing you or your sheltered, overfed family can do to stop it. I've been coming here every week for the last 3 months, so I know 100 silent ways inside, and if you think your off-the-shelf made-in-china ADT security system is going to protect you, no wonder you're scoring somewhere between the 'nigger' and 'cerebral palsy' medians on your practice tests."

he knows i have a gun since i showed him a pic of it on my phone after he insisted a while back.

there were a few moments of stunned silence and then he started softly crying, lmao. little 16 y/o bitch thought he was a big man.

i just said "...so i guess i'll expect that late payment on monday" and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36645552)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Chocolate house

(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)

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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: Offensive Carmine Lettuce School Cafeteria

not harrison, though he's 180

this 100% happened a few hours ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36645638)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Glassy Aromatic Dingle Berry

if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after walking away like the bitch you are then sure

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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: cobalt field personal credit line



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Offensive Carmine Lettuce School Cafeteria

sure keep telling yourself that rajesh

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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Lavender kitchen



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: claret outnumbered ceo stage



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: Bisexual Nursing Home Death Wish



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Splenetic locale circlehead



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Diverse grizzly black woman

OP:

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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Offensive Carmine Lettuce School Cafeteria

u:

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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:36 AM
Author: motley hospital



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: White stag film dysfunction



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:29 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:40 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:41 AM
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: hairraiser shivering piazza

180

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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Frisky Charismatic Internal Respiration

cool story teddy

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: Tripping Burgundy Base Kitty Cat



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: drunken abode

You get zer0 pussy bro

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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Offensive Carmine Lettuce School Cafeteria

(chink)

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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: drunken abode

Show me a picture of your gun dude

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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Offensive Carmine Lettuce School Cafeteria

https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle elite senate

penis do not click

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Date: August 20th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: jet embarrassed to the bone theater

maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36646935)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: Sticky olive trump supporter



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: hyperactive station



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Opaque hall karate



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Gay Place Of Business Crackhouse



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted flickering messiness

lol

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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle elite senate

flame

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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Offensive Carmine Lettuce School Cafeteria

shut up fag

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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle elite senate

solid flame thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36647026)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Offensive Carmine Lettuce School Cafeteria

not flame

just got my payment too lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36647072)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Vivacious travel guidebook

(xo 2018)

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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: Black galvanic stead

this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36647077)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Splenetic locale circlehead

(gay dork)

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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: Offensive Carmine Lettuce School Cafeteria

*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36647428)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Splenetic locale circlehead

(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36647438)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:28 AM
Author: Offensive Carmine Lettuce School Cafeteria

in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but this just happened yesterday and i got paid so it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36647458)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Splenetic locale circlehead

yeah bend the knee motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36648969)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: apoplectic laughsome menage voyeur



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: bat shit crazy lemon space

He’s only vintage Sonic Youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36692724)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: sapphire state reading party

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36647073)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: Bright pozpig



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: Offensive Carmine Lettuce School Cafeteria

yw

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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:40 AM
Author: azure home faggot firefighter

180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36647128)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: apoplectic laughsome menage voyeur

*subscribes*

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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: hyperactive station

the asian mind, ladies and gents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36648088)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Black galvanic stead

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36692616)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Maniacal love of her life business firm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0

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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: gold cracking university potus

lol @ not collecting all money in advance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2).#36692695)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Lavender kitchen



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Author: Offensive Carmine Lettuce School Cafeteria



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Author: Offensive Carmine Lettuce School Cafeteria



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Author: Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!



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