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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon
  08/20/18
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cerebral spot
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
tantric theatre circlehead
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
cerebral spot
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
glittery slap-happy indirect expression
  11/14/19
can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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flickering selfie jewess
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Learning disabled psychic lodge
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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Adulterous dark school sweet tailpipe
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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  08/20/18
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flickering selfie jewess
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Bateful unhinged chapel gaming laptop
  08/20/18
In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon
  08/20/18
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Adulterous dark school sweet tailpipe
  11/14/19
Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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stirring hospital
  08/20/18
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Dull vibrant business firm hairy legs
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curious bespoke forum
  08/20/18
I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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curious bespoke forum
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
tantric theatre circlehead
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
curious bespoke forum
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
curious bespoke forum
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
curious bespoke forum
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
curious bespoke forum
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
curious bespoke forum
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
Cerise irradiated queen of the night really tough guy
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Cerise irradiated queen of the night really tough guy
  08/20/18
lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
Talented Genital Piercing
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Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
Contagious Aqua Sanctuary Sound Barrier
  08/20/18
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Up-to-no-good vigorous newt clown
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Puce Hairraiser Old Irish Cottage Jew
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
Translucent pistol meetinghouse
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heady national
  08/21/18
Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Up-to-no-good vigorous newt clown
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
Blue Boyish Bbw Temple
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
big chest-beating bawdyhouse athletic conference
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
beady-eyed incel
  08/21/18
Lawman8 weeping
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curious bespoke forum
  08/25/18
Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon
  11/14/19
historically important thread
Talented Genital Piercing
  11/14/19
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Startling address
  01/21/20
Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: cerebral spot



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: tantric theatre circlehead

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: cerebral spot

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: glittery slap-happy indirect expression

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed incel

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: flickering selfie jewess



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Dull vibrant business firm hairy legs



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Laughsome Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Learning disabled psychic lodge



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: big chest-beating bawdyhouse athletic conference

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Adulterous dark school sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: slate marvelous trailer park wagecucks



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Adulterous dark school sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Pungent Bronze Brunch Pisswyrm

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: flickering selfie jewess



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Bateful unhinged chapel gaming laptop



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Adulterous dark school sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Violent Home

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: stirring hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Dull vibrant business firm hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: curious bespoke forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: curious bespoke forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: tantric theatre circlehead

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: curious bespoke forum

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: curious bespoke forum

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: curious bespoke forum

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: curious bespoke forum

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: curious bespoke forum

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Cerise irradiated queen of the night really tough guy

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Cerise irradiated queen of the night really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Talented Genital Piercing

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Contagious Aqua Sanctuary Sound Barrier

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good vigorous newt clown



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Puce Hairraiser Old Irish Cottage Jew

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Translucent pistol meetinghouse

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: heady national



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good vigorous newt clown

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Blue Boyish Bbw Temple

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: big chest-beating bawdyhouse athletic conference

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed incel

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Naked rusted goyim partner

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: curious bespoke forum



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Talented Genital Piercing

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Startling address



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Alcoholic Nowag Quadroon

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Canary Shrine Halford



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