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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Silver violent nibblets pocket flask
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Wine really tough guy goal in life
  08/28/25
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Silver violent nibblets pocket flask
  08/28/25
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free-loading philosopher-king
  08/28/25
that's it?
Splenetic chest-beating foreskin
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Silver violent nibblets pocket flask
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
motley tank indian lodge
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Splenetic chest-beating foreskin
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
impressive stage
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
zippy orange nursing home
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
impressive stage
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
zippy orange nursing home
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
impressive stage
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
zippy orange nursing home
  09/12/25
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zippy orange nursing home
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
Laughsome Bbw Legal Warrant
  08/28/25
Happy?
Bateful ocher point
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Laughsome Bbw Legal Warrant
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
impressive stage
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
free-loading philosopher-king
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
impressive stage
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
free-loading philosopher-king
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Fuchsia box office dragon
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Contagious Library Dog Poop
  08/28/25
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geriatric mediation
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Salmon domesticated university
  08/29/25
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supple bat-shit-crazy area doctorate
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Adventurous volcanic crater
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
hairraiser sooty love of her life headpube
  08/29/25
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geriatric mediation
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
fragrant mewling cuck
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
hairraiser sooty love of her life headpube
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
zippy orange nursing home
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Exciting Sick Jew
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
impressive stage
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Laughsome Bbw Legal Warrant
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Adventurous volcanic crater
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
impressive stage
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
stimulating ivory prole reading party
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
bespoke mad-dog skullcap
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Laughsome Bbw Legal Warrant
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
free-loading philosopher-king
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
impressive stage
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
hairraiser sooty love of her life headpube
  09/01/25
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impressive stage
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
hairraiser sooty love of her life headpube
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
impressive stage
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Bateful ocher point
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Laughsome Bbw Legal Warrant
  09/01/25
?
zippy orange nursing home
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
sienna curious water buffalo
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Laughsome Bbw Legal Warrant
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
impressive stage
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
zippy orange nursing home
  09/12/25
Yes
impressive stage
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
zippy orange nursing home
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
zippy orange nursing home
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Silver violent nibblets pocket flask
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Silver violent nibblets pocket flask



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Wine really tough guy goal in life

lol @ the cowboys

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Silver violent nibblets pocket flask



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: free-loading philosopher-king



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Splenetic chest-beating foreskin

that's it?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Silver violent nibblets pocket flask

pack is paying him $47 million per year

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: motley tank indian lodge

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Splenetic chest-beating foreskin

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: impressive stage

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: zippy orange nursing home

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: impressive stage

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: zippy orange nursing home

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: impressive stage

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: zippy orange nursing home

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: zippy orange nursing home



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Laughsome Bbw Legal Warrant

Haha wow

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Bateful ocher point

Happy?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Laughsome Bbw Legal Warrant

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: impressive stage

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: free-loading philosopher-king

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: impressive stage

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: free-loading philosopher-king

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia box office dragon

three fifths, ackshually

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Contagious Library Dog Poop

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: geriatric mediation



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Salmon domesticated university

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: supple bat-shit-crazy area doctorate



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Adventurous volcanic crater

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: hairraiser sooty love of her life headpube

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: geriatric mediation



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: fragrant mewling cuck

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: hairraiser sooty love of her life headpube

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: zippy orange nursing home

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Exciting Sick Jew

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: impressive stage

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Laughsome Bbw Legal Warrant

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Adventurous volcanic crater

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: impressive stage

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: stimulating ivory prole reading party

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: bespoke mad-dog skullcap

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Laughsome Bbw Legal Warrant

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: free-loading philosopher-king

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: impressive stage

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: hairraiser sooty love of her life headpube

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: impressive stage



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: hairraiser sooty love of her life headpube

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: impressive stage

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Bateful ocher point

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Bbw Legal Warrant

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: zippy orange nursing home

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: sienna curious water buffalo

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Bbw Legal Warrant

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: impressive stage

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: zippy orange nursing home

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: impressive stage

Yes

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: zippy orange nursing home

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: zippy orange nursing home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Silver violent nibblets pocket flask

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259839)