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Reached out to an interior designer, RATE this birdshit's rates

$400 initial consultation $175 per hour after that with a...
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
BTW, I wanted her to just pick out tiles and shit for 3 bath...
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
you're legitimate one of the dumbest jews on the bort
Big if true
  07/22/25
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ParaAbnormal Mohammad
  07/22/25
it's a made up job purely for the wives of rich men to prete...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
Design is a real skill IMHO and she's very good. But yeah yo...
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
lmao
male emotional laborer
  07/22/25
it's a skill any ordinary functioning woman can do. some ...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
any guesses to how she will respond to my reply? Thanks s...
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
lol chatgpt doing good work here gl. it's as good a chance ...
Kenneth Play
  07/22/25
lol damn it was that obvious
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
lmao i hope this is flame. the cr here is to ghost or sa...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
lol
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
im confused Small bathroom / powder room design: 15-18 hou...
fulano
  07/22/25
just on design dude. like she works REALLY hard to evoke an ...
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
j/c
ParaAbnormal Mohammad
  07/22/25
never pay for an interior designer unless you are Legit Rich...
male emotional laborer
  07/22/25
I disagree about them being useless. It's not that easy to h...
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
you can literally just upload pics to an AI for free and hav...
male emotional laborer
  07/22/25
no it can't. you only say that because you're an uncouth hea...
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,
  07/22/25
It definitely can. It's more of an indictment of "inter...
male emotional laborer
  07/22/25
post moniker synergy.
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
...
eucalyptus bubble bear
  07/22/25
You're telling me, brother....
male emotional laborer
  07/22/25
...
eucalyptus bubble bear
  07/22/25
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Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
You know I actually tried that and ChatGPT made a respectabl...
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
Tbh I've only tried it with chat gpt but I've heard there ar...
male emotional laborer
  07/22/25
ntcr i have hired 3 2 sucked me off multiple times ...
i gave my cousin head
  07/22/25
it's funny when lolyers bitch about rates at this level. ive...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
How many Czechoslovakians has he killed?
mountain cat
  07/22/25
...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
His place looked like shit
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  07/22/25
Context?
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
i love you brother but if you dont watch sopranos within the...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
I tried it just looks too old on the screen now imho
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
get out!
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
...
potluck
  07/22/25
you have to go back
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/22/25
...
Ass Sunstein
  07/22/25
is it possible to find someone to do this for way way cheape...
Kenneth Play
  07/22/25
I hired a fucking Pakistani on Fiverr and he gave me some sh...
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
UPDATE: To fall within your budget, I could do a virtual...
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
"Basically you can use the time however you would like ...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
haha wow, didn't even register that. i'm getting old
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
Is this cowshit impersonating PM to sound lame and gay itt
Paralegal Muhammad
  07/22/25
i'm somewhat miffed i've never been lampooned by cowgod
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
it's an honor i do not take lightly
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
...
eucalyptus bubble bear
  07/22/25
...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
You’re totally nondescript imo
Paralegal Muhammad
  07/22/25
people have very strong opinions about me afaict
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
“Waaaah! I need recognition! I need attention! Waaaah!...
'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/22/25
this seems fair. DONE.
ParaAbnormal Mohammad
  07/22/25
TITCR. Gonna do a bunch of the legwork before she cums so al...
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/22/25
just buy some of those designer mags and make your own choi...
ParaAbnormal Mohammad
  07/22/25
I will do it for $1500
Drunkard
  07/22/25
is that a lot of money to you? maybe just go talk to the ...
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/22/25
is she hot? also if you pay does she flirt/give off the impr...
Pope Leo XXX
  07/22/25
op is a smelly muzzie it’s more likely that she ove...
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/22/25
having met paralegalmo irl i can assure you he smells of car...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
Seems cheap for California.
Candy Ride
  07/22/25


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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

$400 initial consultation

$175 per hour after that with a 30 hour minimum

Below are example project scopes and design hours to provide for reference:

• Small bathroom / powder room design: 15-18 hours

• Medium / larger bathroom design: 20-30 hours

• Kitchen remodel: 30-40 hours

• Living room furnishing / styling project (excludes cabinetry design): 20-30 hours

• Bedroom furnishing / styling project: 15-20 hours

Oh and if you get her to buy furniture using her discounts she marks that up too (but you won't pay above retail hehe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49121990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

BTW, I wanted her to just pick out tiles and shit for 3 bathrooms and a laundry room, I was willing to pay her like $1500 total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49121996)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Big if true

you're legitimate one of the dumbest jews on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122002)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: ParaAbnormal Mohammad



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

it's a made up job purely for the wives of rich men to pretend to have a career. what did you expect?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122003)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

Design is a real skill IMHO and she's very good. But yeah you're basically commissioning an artist at her rates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122015)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: male emotional laborer

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122016)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

it's a skill any ordinary functioning woman can do.

some are better than others but it's in the same tier as high-end travel agents where it's so superfluous that only people who don't care about that amount of money should even consider it. and the people actually doing it as a legit business command those rates because it's niche and low volume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122077)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

any guesses to how she will respond to my reply?

Thanks so much for sending that over — I really appreciate your time and the thoughtfulness behind your approach.

To be transparent, I’m working with a smaller budget (more in the range of $1,500), and I’m really just looking for help with selecting tiles, fixtures, and maybe a few furniture pieces — not any layout changes or a full design package.

Totally understand if that’s outside the scope of what you usually take on, but I really love your style and figured it was worth asking in case there’s a scaled-down way to collaborate.

Either way, I hope we can stay in touch — I’d love to work together in some capacity, now or in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122090)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

lol chatgpt doing good work here gl. it's as good a chance of success as any other way you'll ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122342)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

lol damn it was that obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122486)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

lmao i hope this is flame.

the cr here is to ghost or say "thanks but no thanks." this is the equivalent of having a private jet salesman show you a plane and emailing him "thanks but can you help me get a good deal on economy round tro detriot instead?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122369)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122485)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: fulano

im confused

Small bathroom / powder room design: 15-18 hours means the design and the execution? or she works for 15 hours on designing a bathroom that already exists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122009)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

just on design dude. like she works REALLY hard to evoke an emotion or whatever and play with textures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122013)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: ParaAbnormal Mohammad

j/c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122857)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: male emotional laborer

never pay for an interior designer unless you are Legit Rich

they are almost entirely useless and a complete scam and waste of money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122014)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

I disagree about them being useless. It's not that easy to have a visually 180 bathroom. But yeah I agree that you'd have to be legit rich to afford this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122018)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: male emotional laborer

you can literally just upload pics to an AI for free and have it design a room and it will look way better than anything 98% of "interior designers" can come up with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122029)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,


no it can't. you only say that because you're an uncouth heathen. back to your masturbation chamber with you, go go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122037)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: male emotional laborer

It definitely can. It's more of an indictment of "interior designers" than praise of AI's current capabilities

I probably have more experience with interior designers than anyone else on this board btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122058)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

post moniker synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122084)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: male emotional laborer

You're telling me, brother....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122105)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122232)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122371)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

You know I actually tried that and ChatGPT made a respectable attempt but it felt very corporate and bland imho. Are there any bots you could recommend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122080)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: male emotional laborer

Tbh I've only tried it with chat gpt but I've heard there are other specialized ones now that could be better

Just treat it like a human interior designer. Tell it that it's an interior designer in your prompt with whatever personality traits or tastes you want. Upload pics of the room you want designed and some inspiration pics, just like you would with a human interior designer. It can try to find products to match or you can give it specific products to render

In general AI can do any Computer Stuff better than most humans man. Like if you actually think about it, does it really seem like a Woman would be better at interior designing than an AI trained with billions of images and access to the whole internet? Hell no lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122120)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

ntcr

i have hired 3

2 sucked me off multiple times

1 let me put chocobar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122039)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

it's funny when lolyers bitch about rates at this level. ive been multiples of this to fucking POAST all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122079)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: mountain cat

How many Czechoslovakians has he killed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122081)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122085)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

His place looked like shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122245)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

Context?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122267)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

i love you brother but if you dont watch sopranos within the next year im joining the "paralegal mohammand must go back" retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122350)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

I tried it just looks too old on the screen now imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122488)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

get out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122500)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: potluck



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

you have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49123034)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

is it possible to find someone to do this for way way cheaper on something like taskrabbit? agree you need an average woman, maybe an average art student too or gay man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122346)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

I hired a fucking Pakistani on Fiverr and he gave me some shitty formulaic crap and didn't take my feedback into account at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122492)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

UPDATE:

To fall within your budget, I could do a virtual design consultation (flat fee $300) or an in person design consultation (flat fee $450) to help select some tiles, fixtures etc. This would be a one time commitment on my part, and we could spend 90 minutes together answering any questions or selecting items for your design. Basically you can use the time however you would like to spend it. With my current work schedule / summer schedule the soonest I have time for this would be August 14th. Let me know if you have any questions about this service.

Seems pretty CR, I might do this imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122692)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

"Basically you can use the time however you would like to spend it."

*however* i want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122737)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

haha wow, didn't even register that. i'm getting old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122843)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Paralegal Muhammad

Is this cowshit impersonating PM to sound lame and gay itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122807)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

i'm somewhat miffed i've never been lampooned by cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122819)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

it's an honor i do not take lightly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122844)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122863)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122966)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Paralegal Muhammad

You’re totally nondescript imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49123073)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

people have very strong opinions about me afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49123131)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover

“Waaaah! I need recognition! I need attention! Waaaah! I’m a woman brained faggot! Waaaaah! Me me me!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49123135)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: ParaAbnormal Mohammad

this seems fair.

DONE.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122862)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

TITCR. Gonna do a bunch of the legwork before she cums so all we're doing is executing, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122879)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: ParaAbnormal Mohammad

just buy some of those designer mags and make your own choices or ask an ASSociate at homedepo for opinions/thoughts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49122835)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Drunkard

I will do it for $1500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49123001)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

is that a lot of money to you?

maybe just go talk to the guy at Lowe’s and diy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49123044)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

is she hot? also if you pay does she flirt/give off the impression you can fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49123100)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

op is a smelly muzzie

it’s more likely that she over quoted so that she didn’t have to be around him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49123117)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

having met paralegalmo irl i can assure you he smells of cardamom, saffron, lavender, wood, smoke... like a swarthy arab buccaneer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49123138)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Seems cheap for California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2).#49123445)