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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
lavender passionate parlour
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Purple floppy locale
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Territorial aqua abode
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Mustard rigor
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Purple floppy locale
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Mewling address mental disorder
  12/15/25
...
Trip son of senegal principal's office
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
plum prole
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
lavender passionate parlour
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
sticky business firm
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
lavender passionate parlour
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
sticky business firm
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
plum prole
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
lavender passionate parlour
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
plum prole
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
submissive wonderful affirmative action
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
plum prole
  12/15/25
cambodia town
Chrome school cafeteria mood
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
sable roommate doctorate
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
lavender passionate parlour
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
sable roommate doctorate
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
painfully honest razzle-dazzle state
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
swollen cruise ship voyeur
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
aquamarine razzmatazz orchestra pit marketing idea
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
plum prole
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
swollen cruise ship voyeur
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Clear splenetic gas station
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
plum prole
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Clear splenetic gas station
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
painfully honest razzle-dazzle state
  12/15/25
...
plum prole
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Snowy famous landscape painting milk
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Dun Buck-toothed Forum Athletic Conference
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
galvanic iridescent theater
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
henna institution multi-billionaire
  12/15/25
...
crimson keepsake machete parlor
  12/15/25
...
180 heaven
  12/15/25
...
nofapping immigrant nibblets
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
racy massive old irish cottage
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
henna institution multi-billionaire
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Bronze hell
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
henna institution multi-billionaire
  12/15/25
...
Clear splenetic gas station
  12/15/25
yes, so
Bronze hell
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
vivacious place of business antidepressant drug
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
Chrome school cafeteria mood
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
vivacious place of business antidepressant drug
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
very tactful puce stag film giraffe
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Snowy famous landscape painting milk
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
Chrome school cafeteria mood
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
very tactful puce stag film giraffe
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
180 heaven
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Bronze hell
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Snowy famous landscape painting milk
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
primrose queen of the night weed whacker
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
lavender passionate parlour
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
180 heaven
  12/15/25
...
Clear splenetic gas station
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
Chrome school cafeteria mood
  12/16/25
...
primrose queen of the night weed whacker
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Purple floppy locale
  12/16/25
OKay
Slap-happy Brethren
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Fragrant dragon organic girlfriend
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
lemon concupiscible mad cow disease indian lodge
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Fragrant dragon organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
Big theater stage stock car
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
henna institution multi-billionaire
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
Violet Irradiated Foreskin Gunner
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
lavender passionate parlour
  12/17/25
tp
jet mexican
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: lavender passionate parlour

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Purple floppy locale

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Territorial aqua abode

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Mustard rigor

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Purple floppy locale

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Mewling address mental disorder

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Trip son of senegal principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: plum prole

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: lavender passionate parlour

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: sticky business firm

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: lavender passionate parlour

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: sticky business firm

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: plum prole

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: lavender passionate parlour

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: plum prole

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: submissive wonderful affirmative action

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: plum prole

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Chrome school cafeteria mood

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: sable roommate doctorate

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: lavender passionate parlour

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: sable roommate doctorate

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: painfully honest razzle-dazzle state

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: swollen cruise ship voyeur

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: aquamarine razzmatazz orchestra pit marketing idea

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: plum prole

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: swollen cruise ship voyeur

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Clear splenetic gas station

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: plum prole

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Clear splenetic gas station

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: painfully honest razzle-dazzle state

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: plum prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Snowy famous landscape painting milk

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Dun Buck-toothed Forum Athletic Conference

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent theater

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: henna institution multi-billionaire

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: crimson keepsake machete parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: 180 heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: nofapping immigrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: racy massive old irish cottage

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: henna institution multi-billionaire

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Bronze hell

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: henna institution multi-billionaire

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Clear splenetic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Bronze hell

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: vivacious place of business antidepressant drug

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Chrome school cafeteria mood

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: vivacious place of business antidepressant drug

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: very tactful puce stag film giraffe

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Snowy famous landscape painting milk

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Chrome school cafeteria mood

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: very tactful puce stag film giraffe

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: 180 heaven

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Bronze hell

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Snowy famous landscape painting milk

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: primrose queen of the night weed whacker

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: lavender passionate parlour

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: 180 heaven

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Clear splenetic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Chrome school cafeteria mood

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: primrose queen of the night weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Purple floppy locale

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Slap-happy Brethren

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Fragrant dragon organic girlfriend

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: lemon concupiscible mad cow disease indian lodge

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Fragrant dragon organic girlfriend

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Big theater stage stock car

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: henna institution multi-billionaire

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Violet Irradiated Foreskin Gunner

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: lavender passionate parlour

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: jet mexican

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49515807)