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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Sapphire boyish useless brakes
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
cruel-hearted digit ratio
  08/28/25
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Sapphire boyish useless brakes
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Sadistic thriller address cumskin
  08/28/25
that's it?
floppy disturbing friendly grandma home
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Sapphire boyish useless brakes
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
laughsome wine box office lettuce
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
floppy disturbing friendly grandma home
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
mischievous anal stag film
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
mischievous anal stag film
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
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  09/12/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
soul-stirring amber business firm incel
  08/28/25
Happy?
Hairless tanning salon fat ankles
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
soul-stirring amber business firm incel
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Sadistic thriller address cumskin
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Sadistic thriller address cumskin
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Lemon shaky lodge
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
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  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
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  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
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  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
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  08/29/25
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Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
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  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Fighting hairraiser legend
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
mischievous anal stag film
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
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  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
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  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
soul-stirring amber business firm incel
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Cheese-eating gaming laptop field
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
swashbuckling purple sneaky criminal
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
primrose seedy university ratface
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
soul-stirring amber business firm incel
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Sadistic thriller address cumskin
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Fighting hairraiser legend
  09/01/25
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trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Fighting hairraiser legend
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Hairless tanning salon fat ankles
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
soul-stirring amber business firm incel
  09/01/25
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mischievous anal stag film
  09/12/25
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  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Judgmental mind-boggling rehab generalized bond
  09/01/25
Fuck you
soul-stirring amber business firm incel
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
mischievous anal stag film
  09/12/25
Yes
trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
mischievous anal stag film
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
mischievous anal stag film
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Sapphire boyish useless brakes
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Sapphire boyish useless brakes



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted digit ratio

lol @ the cowboys

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Sapphire boyish useless brakes



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Sadistic thriller address cumskin



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: floppy disturbing friendly grandma home

that's it?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Sapphire boyish useless brakes

pack is paying him $47 million per year

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: laughsome wine box office lettuce

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: floppy disturbing friendly grandma home

1 sack doesnt sound good

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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: mischievous anal stag film

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: mischievous anal stag film

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mischievous anal stag film

Where are we on this.

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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: mischievous anal stag film



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: mischievous anal stag film



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring amber business firm incel

Haha wow

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Hairless tanning salon fat ankles

Happy?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring amber business firm incel

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference

Good move by the Boys.

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Sadistic thriller address cumskin

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference

He costs more than he is worth.

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Sadistic thriller address cumskin

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Lemon shaky lodge

three fifths, ackshually

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: crystalline locale

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Henna stock car



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Magenta cerebral area pervert

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Wonderful telephone hospital



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Cheese-eating gaming laptop field

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Fighting hairraiser legend

im with xo jerry on this.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Henna stock car



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Opaque stimulating parlor toilet seat

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Fighting hairraiser legend

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: mischievous anal stag film

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: rambunctious sooty school codepig

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring amber business firm incel

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Cheese-eating gaming laptop field

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference

, he lisped.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling purple sneaky criminal

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: primrose seedy university ratface

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring amber business firm incel

I responded in under one hour

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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Sadistic thriller address cumskin

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Fighting hairraiser legend

xo jerry wins again

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Fighting hairraiser legend

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Hairless tanning salon fat ankles

Lolololol

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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring amber business firm incel

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mischievous anal stag film

?

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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: mischievous anal stag film

?

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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Judgmental mind-boggling rehab generalized bond

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring amber business firm incel

Fuck you

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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: mischievous anal stag film

"shouldn't've" you mean?

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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: trip pearl whorehouse athletic conference

Yes

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: mischievous anal stag film

ty for your honesty

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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: mischievous anal stag film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Sapphire boyish useless brakes

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

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