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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
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High-end University Corn Cake
  12/17/25
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aromatic honey-headed dragon
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
vibrant son of senegal liquid oxygen
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
Boom
peach razzmatazz yarmulke principal's office
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
peach razzmatazz yarmulke principal's office
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
peach razzmatazz yarmulke principal's office
  12/17/25
Incredible
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
boom lives
Bright Fat Ankles Digit Ratio
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
vibrant son of senegal liquid oxygen
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Hairraiser chestnut theatre
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
peach razzmatazz yarmulke principal's office
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
wmtp
Pungent Motley Selfie
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Mauve roast beef bbw
  12/17/25
Strong contender
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Mauve roast beef bbw
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Mauve roast beef bbw
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
stimulating mewling whorehouse
  12/17/25
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fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
evan39
Arousing plum regret
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
High-end University Corn Cake
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Outnumbered Awkward Plaza
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Outnumbered Awkward Plaza
  12/17/25
who are you
Bright Fat Ankles Digit Ratio
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Outnumbered Awkward Plaza
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Bright Fat Ankles Digit Ratio
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Arousing plum regret
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
bateful chrome church
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Outnumbered Awkward Plaza
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Outnumbered Awkward Plaza
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Outnumbered Awkward Plaza
  12/18/25
whokobe
Bright Fat Ankles Digit Ratio
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
stimulating mewling whorehouse
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
stimulating mewling whorehouse
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
citrine dilemma
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Bright Fat Ankles Digit Ratio
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
citrine dilemma
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Bright Fat Ankles Digit Ratio
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
citrine dilemma
  12/17/25
Who is IH
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/17/25
(n00b)
citrine dilemma
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
filthy degenerate
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Violent Brass Brunch
  12/18/25
Stfu
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
charismatic forum quadroon
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Flirting roommate
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
translucent fighting house preventive strike
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
angry lodge
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
fear-inspiring slimy puppy
  12/18/25
Thanks.
filthy degenerate
  12/18/25
Boom
maniacal temple death wish
  12/18/25
whokebe
painfully honest sapphire institution queen of the night
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: High-end University Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: aromatic honey-headed dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: vibrant son of senegal liquid oxygen

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: peach razzmatazz yarmulke principal's office

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: peach razzmatazz yarmulke principal's office

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: peach razzmatazz yarmulke principal's office

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Bright Fat Ankles Digit Ratio

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: vibrant son of senegal liquid oxygen

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser chestnut theatre

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: peach razzmatazz yarmulke principal's office

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Pungent Motley Selfie

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Mauve roast beef bbw

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Mauve roast beef bbw

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Mauve roast beef bbw

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: stimulating mewling whorehouse

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Arousing plum regret

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: High-end University Corn Cake

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Outnumbered Awkward Plaza

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Outnumbered Awkward Plaza

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Bright Fat Ankles Digit Ratio

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Outnumbered Awkward Plaza

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Bright Fat Ankles Digit Ratio

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Arousing plum regret

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: bateful chrome church

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered Awkward Plaza

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered Awkward Plaza

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Outnumbered Awkward Plaza

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Bright Fat Ankles Digit Ratio

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: stimulating mewling whorehouse

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: stimulating mewling whorehouse

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: citrine dilemma

IH or Earl

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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Bright Fat Ankles Digit Ratio

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: citrine dilemma

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Bright Fat Ankles Digit Ratio

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: citrine dilemma

TY bro 4 the luv

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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: citrine dilemma

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: filthy degenerate

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Violent Brass Brunch

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: charismatic forum quadroon

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Flirting roommate

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: translucent fighting house preventive strike

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: angry lodge

Johnsmeyer

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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring slimy puppy

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: filthy degenerate

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: maniacal temple death wish

Boom

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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: painfully honest sapphire institution queen of the night

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519546)