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Rate my new house, brothers! (CSLG)

Wife bought me out of the old house for 2 million. I bought ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/03/26
Out the map
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  07/04/26
How many sq ft?
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/03/26
4K
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/03/26
soulless McMansion tp
cucumbers
  07/03/26
I'm assuming he plans to decorate it
Born to Die
  07/03/26
With Scarface posters and paintings of money.
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,
  07/04/26
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that buzz, that bling, that smile
  07/04/26
After 3 months?
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/04/26
Not even a McMansion - soulless suburban tract home
that buzz, that bling, that smile
  07/04/26
cookie cutter, bland, and soulless, looks like cheap materia...
.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.
  07/03/26
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cucumbers
  07/03/26
The unused playground and toy less kids room made me feel es...
that buzz, that bling, that smile
  07/04/26
100% looks like a D.R. Horton or Lennar builder grade goyslo...
Giant Naked Hitler
  07/04/26
look at some of this shit nearby him which is for sale which...
.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.
  07/04/26
That first one is fucking DOPE, that's what I imagine a 5MM+...
Giant Naked Hitler
  07/04/26
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  07/04/26
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UhOh
  07/04/26
If I was rich like CSLG I’d get that second house.
chandler (retired)
  07/04/26
nice view
richard clock
  07/03/26
i need to buy that huge gun safe you had, thing was 180
Ricky
  07/03/26
I have a new huge gun safe, brother!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/03/26
a garage sauna - san frenando valley luxury at its finest
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  07/03/26
House next door to me just went on the market for 2.7 millio...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/03/26
goddamn ive seen this too many times. guy makes a bunch of m...
dat rigor
  07/03/26
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Born to Die
  07/03/26
I just moved in, brother. I still need to decorate!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/03/26
its not even nice. can't the nigger spend 6 mil of his 50-1...
.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.
  07/03/26
right. if the house was being honest about what it is -- an ...
dat rigor
  07/03/26
...
.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.
  07/03/26
...
Born to Die
  07/03/26
Cr. He should have spent $12 million on a literal castle
that buzz, that bling, that smile
  07/04/26
the angular walls everywhere and cookie cutter builder shit ...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  07/03/26
...
that buzz, that bling, that smile
  07/04/26
i'll withhold my thoughts on the general aesthetic, about wh...
zarathustra
  07/03/26
everything he does is Just For Show
Born to Die
  07/03/26
Ya that one is a pos
AI_concubine
  07/03/26
if his records are of any value they could get damaged
zarathustra
  07/03/26
Was it built and designed by Walmart.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/03/26
...
dat rigor
  07/03/26
Yes
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/03/26
The House That Burned Penis Built
Panini Stone
  07/03/26
Smaller and uglier than mine
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/03/26
180, friend! Though I’m a bit concerned about how clo...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/03/26
It's 180, but LJL at buying a "pool table" at Cost...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/03/26
my thought as well. i have a 9' diamond pro
t.rick o'treat panama
  07/04/26
Really cool house! Please send me your new address so I can ...
luke the drifter
  07/03/26
180 brother. I loved the card if I hadn't said so before. Be...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/04/26
I didn't get a Christmas card from you.
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  07/04/26
Email me, brother!
luke the drifter
  07/04/26
is this a parody account poking fun at what a pretentious we...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  07/03/26
crazy that this would be like 500k in suburban texas but i b...
UhOh
  07/03/26
it's comical but all things considered it's not that hard to...
zarathustra
  07/03/26
It’s 180. Would love to see how the homes of critics i...
steffan miller
  07/03/26
it's totally fine for the average white collarmo but this gu...
UhOh
  07/04/26
Why would you think that people worth $100 million want to l...
steffan miller
  07/04/26
that city is full of sick houses, why wouldn't a baller - es...
UhOh
  07/04/26
Just depends on what you personally value. Obviously someone...
rape ape
  07/04/26
it's less about scale than taste. but we live in a nouveau r...
zarathustra
  07/04/26
Check out Michael Eisner's Malibu estate. More thought has b...
rape ape
  07/04/26
impressive. some people have so much money that serious desi...
zarathustra
  07/04/26
I think people really overestimate how smart and creative an...
rape ape
  07/04/26
all cr. but cheap DTC economics and the corporate-academic t...
zarathustra
  07/04/26
You can always look to the Past for inspiration. It's fun...
rape ape
  07/04/26
The view is nice.
you\'re the puppet
  07/04/26
Genuinely an ugly place. You should spend $100k and get a de...
Paralegal Marandi
  07/04/26
You're big on this interior decoration thing, I could defini...
Gay Grandpa
  07/04/26
Really ugly. Hard to believe those are post-renovation pictu...
Darnell
  07/04/26
How does someone at your wealth level end up in this kind of...
Rage Problems
  07/04/26
Would look bad in the divorce, brother.
total lawyer genocide
  07/04/26
Does this kike not realize that he’s finished as a pos...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  07/04/26
Lol Im a legend brother. I could post a picture of my turds ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/04/26
I can only imagine the emptiness one must feel in order to s...
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  07/04/26
*picks up morning paper, waves to Chandler sitting on the to...
Judas Jones
  07/04/26
this place is a million dollar shitbox but after sleeping on...
UhOh
  07/04/26
...
FizzKidd
  07/04/26
Nice Fuck Pad
that buzz, that bling, that smile
  07/04/26
This looks nice but seems like a typical suburban home that ...
Minimally acceptable, boyfriend-grade penis
  07/04/26
180, looks similar to some of the Airbnbs I stay in Africa. ...
AZNgirl in Africa searching for Afrikaner
  07/04/26
Starter home shitbox that looks identical to your other star...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/04/26
Disco Fries texted me he was buying this house weeks before ...
chandler (retired)
  07/04/26


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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Wife bought me out of the old house for 2 million. I bought a new house a block away that was 1K sq/ft bigger for the same price and renovated it. Moved in three months ago. It has a sauna, hot tub, infinity pool, cold plunge, secret room with a movie theater, library, etc. I also put in a 300 gallon salt water fish tank! I actually live 3 doors down from Chandler now too. I can see his bathroom from my driveway!

https://imgur.com/a/LFmeUe2



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

Out the map

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

How many sq ft?

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

4K

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: cucumbers

soulless McMansion tp

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: Born to Die

I'm assuming he plans to decorate it

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Date: July 4th, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,


With Scarface posters and paintings of money.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

After 3 months?

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile

Not even a McMansion - soulless suburban tract home

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.


cookie cutter, bland, and soulless, looks like cheap material used too, 3/10

money can't buy taste

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: cucumbers



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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile

The unused playground and toy less kids room made me feel especially sad

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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong)

100% looks like a D.R. Horton or Lennar builder grade goyslop in every corner. Far from the worst kike home I've seen (they have absolutely repulsive taste in design) but it's violently bland.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.


look at some of this shit nearby him which is for sale which isnt NIGGER GOYSLOP. 2 second search

https://www.redfin.com/CA/West-Hills/7210-Woodlake-Ave-91307/home/184542095

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Hidden-Hills/25217-Eldorado-Meadow-Rd-91302/home/3303209

even this goyslop cookie cutter shit is much better

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Calabasas/25532-Gaylord-Ct-91302/home/3304077

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong)

That first one is fucking DOPE, that's what I imagine a 5MM+ house ought to look like. CSLG's looks like it should have run him 1/10th that (ouside SoCal of course, I get that the land is crazy)

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.




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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: UhOh



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

If I was rich like CSLG I’d get that second house.

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: richard clock

nice view

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Ricky

i need to buy that huge gun safe you had, thing was 180

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I have a new huge gun safe, brother!

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


a garage sauna - san frenando valley luxury at its finest

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

House next door to me just went on the market for 2.7 million and it isn't as nice.

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: dat rigor

goddamn ive seen this too many times. guy makes a bunch of money to buy a big house and then has nothing and no one to fill it with lol

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Born to Die



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I just moved in, brother. I still need to decorate!

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.


its not even nice. can't the nigger spend 6 mil of his 50-100 mil fortune to buy something that doesn't look like a 750k chinese condo

christ

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: dat rigor

right. if the house was being honest about what it is -- an attempt at a king's palace for 1 -- it should be significantly more audacious, have more character, etc. right now its a sad in-between where it can't quite reckon with the fact that it will be empty -- if not physically, then emotionally, spiritually -- until it's sold

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.




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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Born to Die



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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile

Cr. He should have spent $12 million on a literal castle

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

the angular walls everywhere and cookie cutter builder shit is horrible but at least it has a nice pool area. I would just spend all my time out there.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: zarathustra

i'll withhold my thoughts on the general aesthetic, about which you'll hear enough itt, just to say that, for a relatively modest investment by your standards, you could improve significantly on your turntable / audio setup, if it's not just for show

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Born to Die

everything he does is Just For Show

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: AI_concubine

Ya that one is a pos

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: zarathustra

if his records are of any value they could get damaged

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Was it built and designed by Walmart.

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: dat rigor



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Yes

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: Panini Stone

The House That Burned Penis Built

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


Smaller and uglier than mine

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

180, friend! Though I’m a bit concerned about how close to the playset those concrete pavers are. make sure that there aren’t any corners sticking up!

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

It's 180, but LJL at buying a "pool table" at Costco. JFC man.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

my thought as well. i have a 9' diamond pro

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Really cool house! Please send me your new address so I can update my Christmas card list!

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

180 brother. I loved the card if I hadn't said so before. Beautiful family who by appearances seemed grateful for all that you do to provide for them.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I didn't get a Christmas card from you.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Email me, brother!

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

is this a parody account poking fun at what a pretentious weirdo would do right after a divorce?

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: UhOh

crazy that this would be like 500k in suburban texas but i bet it's closer to 5 million in la.

agree with the above poasters that for your kind of money you should be able to get a really killer unique place, but you have such terrible taste you end up with a mcmansion in a basic ass neighborhood. it's hard to comprehend.

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: zarathustra

it's comical but all things considered it's not that hard to comprehend

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: steffan miller

It’s 180. Would love to see how the homes of critics itt stack up. He’s clearly buying a home close to his wife/kids to make things easier post divorce. And I love that Chandler will have even greater constant work anxiety now that daddy boss man is living 200 yards away and can make sure he’s going into the office Ljl.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:00 AM
Author: UhOh

it's totally fine for the average white collarmo but this guy makes millions a year and this is his prize? what's the point?

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: steffan miller

Why would you think that people worth $100 million want to live in mansion estates costing $10 million. Maybe old money types like that but I think for the majority of people at that level who are new to the money they don’t really care about a real estate flex, it’s just a place to live with enough square footage and “nice” countertops and stuff

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: UhOh

that city is full of sick houses, why wouldn't a baller - especially a newly single baller - want to live in one of them? this place is completely cookie cutter.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: rape ape

Just depends on what you personally value. Obviously someone at that level has a choice. Ken Griffen is building an actual palace. CSLG lives in in a typical 850k prefab flyover McMansion that costs way more due to CA real estate insanity. But he could make different choices if he were a different person. He's not. This is the person that he is. Some rich people live in stunning homes with a lot of character. That's not who this guy is. He is living his rich guy fantasy which is tasteless and prole as fuck. Maybe if you were rich you would do the same. He seems to love travel and prole experiences. To each their own. It's not Balmoral. He's not that guy and he has never claimed to be. He's the millionaire we have, not the millionaire we want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978175)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: zarathustra

it's less about scale than taste. but we live in a nouveau riche society where an overabundance of cheap chink shit has killed new money's last line of defense against its own poor taste: the bespoke tailor, the interior designer, etc., to whom uncultured petty merchants like cslg once outsourced aesthetic judgment.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: rape ape

Check out Michael Eisner's Malibu estate. More thought has been put into that than the cumulative lifetime brainpower of thousands of people. Execs used to have real taste and try and outdo each other. It's a masterpiece.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: zarathustra

impressive. some people have so much money that serious design teams can't help but be engaged for the scale of the project involved, but even they often manage to fuck it up because we as a culture have lost so much will to taste. but for every michael eisner there are thousands of shitlaw kings and regional mcdonalds franchise emperors with enough money to ball out but without the first idea of how to do so, and that plus DTC everything has completely overwhelmed the taste industry.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: rape ape

I think people really overestimate how smart and creative and passionate rich people are. Most rich people were really good at one simple thing. A hundred years ago you could get insanely rich just by flipping burgers with maximal intensity and drive. There were countless huge burger chains started by people who didn't know how to read and didn't even understand business they were just colossally hard working and could do 1 thing really well. That's how a lot of businesses are.

Like gun to the head who makes more money the Ferrari dealership or the Honda one? No one creative is passionate about Hondas. I met a rich as fuck immigrant family who came here in the 80s to work in nursing homes and wipe old people's asses. They now own a nursing home empire. This is the typical rags to riches story. People with mettle and grind and hyperfocus on their business. You're right Eisner's case is rare. He oversaw the company during a classic period of immense creative and financial success. These people are insanely rare.

Most people who have taste and vision and are capable of great beauty have no ambition, drive, or practical sense. And most people who are rich enough to design the Taj Mahal live in ugly shitboxes and would never notice the difference.

But you're right about one thing. The elites of yore tried to emulate old money and buy class. They hired artisans. Today? Not so much. It's Queen of Versailles shit. Upjumped proles who think luxury is you can buy anything at Wal-Mart. There does seem to be a cultural shift where no one is embarrassed about being tacky. No one is competing with the House of Windsor. Really does seem like everything has changed. Age of social media and too many immigrants. The cultural decline of WASPs. Lots of explanations but it does seem like we're headed headlong into Idiocracy. Just remember that the rich don't typically ascend on artistic or creative merit. It's usually some asshole who pounded a single successful idea into oblivion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978201)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 1:15 AM
Author: zarathustra

all cr. but cheap DTC economics and the corporate-academic takeover of design were serious nails in the coffin. if you got rich in 1950 you didn’t have a choice but to go to a real tailor for your wardrobe even if you cheaped out. and the 1960-70s california new rich were still getting mid-century modern villas with eames chairs and shit. now the petty rich buy everything for themselves without guidance, and even where there is design consulting available there is nobody around doing interesting yet appealing modern design because the taste-makers are professors who design for the sake of theory and academic status, and global architectural outfits doing boring design by committee to get multi-billion dollar deals done. there's no more aspiration to emulate old money but there's not even a coherent and interesting modern design movement for people like clsg to glom onto. just prefab mcmansion designs with the same mass produced parts from china.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: rape ape

You can always look to the Past for inspiration.

It's funny my father who is a wealthy boomer with a lifelong net zero interest in materialism whatsoever the one thing he judges people hard on is their suits. He owns one dress watch, he has never bought a sportscar. But he is ruthless about tacky suits. He can look at a suit in the blink of an eye tell you what's wrong with it. He keeps a mental list of whose suits are Right and Wrong. Wrong suits are basically a crime against humanity. They are Rules goddamnit. He says people who don't have the right suit he can't take seriously and aren't worth listening to. It's funny that's how I feel about people who believe in trans kids. A full write off. That's how he is about suits. If someone is on TV with an ill fitting suit he has to leave the room. Call me when they have a good suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978214)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: you\'re the puppet

The view is nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978164)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Genuinely an ugly place. You should spend $100k and get a decorator to furnish the place. You do not possess the skills to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978174)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

You're big on this interior decoration thing, I could definitely never get around to that mentally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978177)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Darnell

Really ugly. Hard to believe those are post-renovation pictures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978219)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 3:17 AM
Author: Rage Problems

How does someone at your wealth level end up in this kind of place and neighborhood? Can’t you just move to a nicer area? And why buy cookie cutter stuff when you could afford something with character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978255)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:12 AM
Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐)

Would look bad in the divorce, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978422)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

Does this kike not realize that he’s finished as a poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978301)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Lol Im a legend brother. I could post a picture of my turds and it would get 100 responses :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978566)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,


I can only imagine the emptiness one must feel in order to share with XO to this degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978400)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Judas Jones

*picks up morning paper, waves to Chandler sitting on the toilet in his bathroom*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978416)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: UhOh

this place is a million dollar shitbox but after sleeping on it i realized that cslg could live wherever he wanted but he's placing a huge value on being close to his family and bestie, which is pretty admirable. i'd move to beverely hills and do blow with sluts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978437)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: FizzKidd (probably not even asian)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile

Nice Fuck Pad

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Minimally acceptable, boyfriend-grade penis

This looks nice but seems like a typical suburban home that a biglaw mid level in LA could afford.

Isn’t CSLG worth like $100 million?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978461)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: AZNgirl in Africa searching for Afrikaner

180, looks similar to some of the Airbnbs I stay in Africa. Hearty Congrats πŸ‘

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Starter home shitbox that looks identical to your other starter home shitbox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978541)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

Disco Fries texted me he was buying this house weeks before CSLG bought it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2).#49978567)