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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Rusted 180 senate ladyboy
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Rusted 180 senate ladyboy
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
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If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
burgundy slap-happy institution pocket flask
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Rusted 180 senate ladyboy
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
burgundy slap-happy institution pocket flask
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
burgundy slap-happy institution pocket flask
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Rusted 180 senate ladyboy
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
burgundy slap-happy institution pocket flask
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Wine shitlib set
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
burgundy slap-happy institution pocket flask
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do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
fragrant disturbing stead
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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Ruby Hall Windowlicker
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Stirring underhanded gas station nowag
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
nofapping rigor
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
high-end orchid messiness
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Mint doctorate trailer park
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Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Obsidian electric foreskin really tough guy
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Wine shitlib set
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Obsidian electric foreskin really tough guy
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
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multi-colored black woman public bath
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veddy veddy not kosher
Obsidian electric foreskin really tough guy
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cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
high-end orchid messiness
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Wine shitlib set
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I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
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prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Obsidian electric foreskin really tough guy
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
multi-colored black woman public bath
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are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Obsidian electric foreskin really tough guy
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I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
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so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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No 40k for you
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  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Dark boyish lay athletic conference
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
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concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Rusted 180 senate ladyboy

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Rusted 180 senate ladyboy

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: turquoise razzle orchestra pit

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Startling library



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring chocolate national security agency

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: burgundy slap-happy institution pocket flask



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: turquoise razzle orchestra pit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Motley kitchen halford



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Stirring underhanded gas station nowag



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Impertinent Maroon Deer Antler Meetinghouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Mint doctorate trailer park



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Lascivious Self-absorbed Kitty Home



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: multi-colored black woman public bath



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: lime charismatic sandwich



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Bearded crawly idiot twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Elite Center



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Floppy twinkling cruise ship



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Ruby Hall Windowlicker



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: burgundy slap-happy institution pocket flask

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Rusted 180 senate ladyboy

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: burgundy slap-happy institution pocket flask

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: burgundy slap-happy institution pocket flask

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Rusted 180 senate ladyboy

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: burgundy slap-happy institution pocket flask

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Wine shitlib set

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: burgundy slap-happy institution pocket flask

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: fragrant disturbing stead

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Vibrant cerise whorehouse

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Ruby Hall Windowlicker



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Stirring underhanded gas station nowag

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: nofapping rigor

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: high-end orchid messiness

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Mint doctorate trailer park

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Obsidian electric foreskin really tough guy

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Wine shitlib set

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Obsidian electric foreskin really tough guy

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Wine shitlib set

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: multi-colored black woman public bath



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Obsidian electric foreskin really tough guy

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: high-end orchid messiness

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Wine shitlib set

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: multi-colored black woman public bath

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Obsidian electric foreskin really tough guy

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: multi-colored black woman public bath

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Obsidian electric foreskin really tough guy

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: multi-colored black woman public bath

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Obsidian electric foreskin really tough guy

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Obsidian electric foreskin really tough guy

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Stirring underhanded gas station nowag



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: multi-colored black woman public bath

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: magical location jew

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: burgundy slap-happy institution pocket flask



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: multi-colored black woman public bath



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Dark boyish lay athletic conference

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Elite Center

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: concupiscible primrose nursing home macaca



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Ebony Organic Girlfriend Area

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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