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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap genital piercing | 12/16/25 |
| Galvanic foreskin gunner | 12/16/25 |
| self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap genital piercing | 12/16/25 |
| Galvanic foreskin gunner | 12/16/25 |
| self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap genital piercing | 12/16/25 |
| Jet house generalized bond | 12/20/25 |
| Violet heady whorehouse masturbator | 12/19/25 |
| concupiscible offensive center | 12/20/25 |
| shaky deep resort background story | 12/19/25 |
| self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap genital piercing | 12/20/25 |
| shaky deep resort background story | 12/20/25 |
| concupiscible offensive center | 12/20/25 |
| Charismatic nibblets travel guidebook | 12/16/25 |
| concupiscible offensive center | 12/20/25 |
| Charismatic nibblets travel guidebook | 12/22/25 |
| dark rigor address | 12/16/25 |
| self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap genital piercing | 12/16/25 |
| dark rigor address | 12/16/25 |
| 180 lemon jew nursing home | 12/16/25 |
| buck-toothed jap | 12/19/25 |
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| Bisexual crystalline therapy site | 12/20/25 |
| boyish property antidepressant drug | 12/16/25 |
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| concupiscible offensive center | 12/20/25 |
| lascivious theatre | 12/20/25 |
| Glassy Exhilarant Pistol Base | 12/16/25 |
| Appetizing Mahogany Box Office | 12/20/25 |
| Glassy Exhilarant Pistol Base | 12/23/25 |
| Galvanic foreskin gunner | 12/16/25 |
| concupiscible offensive center | 12/20/25 |
| thriller fishy faggot firefighter | 12/21/25 |
| Galvanic foreskin gunner | 12/16/25 |
| lascivious theatre | 12/16/25 |
| Glassy Exhilarant Pistol Base | 12/19/25 |
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| Jet house generalized bond | 12/20/25 |
| Mildly autistic locus hominid | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap genital piercing 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Galvanic foreskin gunner This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap genital piercing lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Galvanic foreskin gunner My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap genital piercing You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Jet house generalized bond Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Violet heady whorehouse masturbator It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: concupiscible offensive center Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: shaky deep resort background story You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap genital piercing brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: shaky deep resort background story glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: concupiscible offensive center You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Charismatic nibblets travel guidebook $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: concupiscible offensive center Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Charismatic nibblets travel guidebook thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: dark rigor address 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap genital piercing ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: dark rigor address investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: 180 lemon jew nursing home $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: buck-toothed jap I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: 180 lemon jew nursing home good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Bisexual crystalline therapy site $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: boyish property antidepressant drug six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Vermilion school doctorate 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: concupiscible offensive center Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: lascivious theatre what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Glassy Exhilarant Pistol Base 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Appetizing Mahogany Box Office me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Glassy Exhilarant Pistol Base It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Galvanic foreskin gunner 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: concupiscible offensive center the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: thriller fishy faggot firefighter Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Galvanic foreskin gunner I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: lascivious theatre mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Glassy Exhilarant Pistol Base In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: lascivious theatre yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: House-broken brilliant toaster Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: mind-boggling double fault 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap genital piercing fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: razzmatazz principal's office A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: razzmatazz principal's office OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: mustard telephone sanctuary A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: mind-boggling double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Sooty insecure knife casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Charismatic nibblets travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Jet house generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Mildly autistic locus hominid Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Wine Vigorous International Law Enforcement Agency Old Irish Cottage $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Stirring saffron step-uncle's house prole can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Stimulating Sick Pocket Flask Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: lascivious theatre nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Stimulating Sick Pocket Flask Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: talented umber meetinghouse personal credit line You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: contagious tan state dog poop Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: big azn fortuitous meteor Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: dark rigor address damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Comical University Idea He Suggested Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: rebellious curious wrinkle shrine Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: buck-toothed jap 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Cerebral Field Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: bespoke violent crackhouse 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: wonderful wild ratface parlour 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: lascivious theatre 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: concupiscible offensive center Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Comical University Idea He Suggested 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Splenetic brunch literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: spectacular transparent stag film son of senegal I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Stirring saffron step-uncle's house prole so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Splenetic brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: razzmatazz principal's office 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: thriller fishy faggot firefighter Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: shaky deep resort background story how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: thriller fishy faggot firefighter I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: shaky deep resort background story 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: thriller fishy faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: vibrant stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Bisexual crystalline therapy site Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Bisexual crystalline therapy site $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: ebony rehab $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Mildly autistic locus hominid I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49530537) |