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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
effete area
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Mustard heaven
  04/18/25
Cr.
French trailer park multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
flesh brunch trust fund
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Bipolar adventurous public bath
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
underhanded pocket flask
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Slimy titillating hospital regret
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Jet-lagged spot hominid
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Jet-lagged spot hominid
  04/18/25
...
cobalt mad cow disease
  04/18/25
...
Yapping soul-stirring property
  08/17/26
...
bateful fear-inspiring station philosopher-king
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
flushed trip field roommate
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Cruel-hearted anal brethren
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Cruel-hearted anal brethren
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
cobalt mad cow disease
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Cruel-hearted anal brethren
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Cruel-hearted anal brethren
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
spruce indecent codepig
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Cruel-hearted anal brethren
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
cobalt mad cow disease
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Red razzle school scourge upon the earth
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
cobalt mad cow disease
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Red razzle school scourge upon the earth
  04/18/25
...
Duck-like blood rage
  08/17/26
...
Duck-like blood rage
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
beta vengeful cumskin center
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
beta vengeful cumskin center
  04/18/25
...
Aphrodisiac apoplectic wagecucks
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Cruel-hearted anal brethren
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  04/18/25
...
bateful fear-inspiring station philosopher-king
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
floppy fat ankles
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Red razzle school scourge upon the earth
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Mustard heaven
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  08/17/26
...
Duck-like blood rage
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Jet-lagged spot hominid
  08/17/26
ur dumb
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Jet-lagged spot hominid
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Jet-lagged spot hominid
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Electric judgmental mexican
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Electric judgmental mexican
  08/17/26
...
burgundy turdskin
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
beta vengeful cumskin center
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
beta vengeful cumskin center
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
flesh brunch trust fund
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
beady-eyed useless sound barrier
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: effete area

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Mustard heaven

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: French trailer park multi-billionaire

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: flesh brunch trust fund

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Bipolar adventurous public bath

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: underhanded pocket flask

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Slimy titillating hospital regret

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Jet-lagged spot hominid

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Jet-lagged spot hominid

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: cobalt mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Yapping soul-stirring property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: bateful fear-inspiring station philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: flushed trip field roommate

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted anal brethren

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted anal brethren

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: cobalt mad cow disease

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted anal brethren

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted anal brethren

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: spruce indecent codepig

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted anal brethren

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: cobalt mad cow disease

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Red razzle school scourge upon the earth

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: cobalt mad cow disease

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Red razzle school scourge upon the earth

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Duck-like blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Duck-like blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: beta vengeful cumskin center

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: beta vengeful cumskin center

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac apoplectic wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted anal brethren

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: bateful fear-inspiring station philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: floppy fat ankles

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Red razzle school scourge upon the earth

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Mustard heaven

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Duck-like blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Jet-lagged spot hominid

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Jet-lagged spot hominid

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Jet-lagged spot hominid

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Electric judgmental mexican

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Electric judgmental mexican

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: burgundy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: beta vengeful cumskin center

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: beta vengeful cumskin center

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: flesh brunch trust fund

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless sound barrier

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146047)