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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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talking school cafeteria
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
crawly self-absorbed piazza
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
talking school cafeteria
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
crawly self-absorbed piazza
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
talking school cafeteria
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
primrose heady meetinghouse
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
talking school cafeteria
  07/06/25
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exciting adulterous love of her life step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Dead glassy native voyeur
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Garnet fanboi
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primrose heady meetinghouse
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swollen space
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umber bonkers fat ankles
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Arousing sable site
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arrogant harsh selfie incel
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Violent Awkward Mother Stain
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Garnet fanboi
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
crawly self-absorbed piazza
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Garnet fanboi
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
talking school cafeteria
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Garnet fanboi
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
crawly self-absorbed piazza
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
talking school cafeteria
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Garnet fanboi
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
bateful snowy property mexican
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Garnet fanboi
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
infuriating idiotic patrolman
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Blue scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
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Violent Awkward Mother Stain
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
umber bonkers fat ankles
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
plum shrine
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Federal Business Firm Boltzmann
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Wonderful stock car stage
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Pale mind-boggling range
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
talking school cafeteria
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
bateful snowy property mexican
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
talking school cafeteria
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Pale mind-boggling range
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
bateful snowy property mexican
  07/07/25
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talented canary idea he suggested resort
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Pale mind-boggling range
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Federal Business Firm Boltzmann
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
bateful snowy property mexican
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
talented canary idea he suggested resort
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Pale mind-boggling range
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
talented canary idea he suggested resort
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Pale mind-boggling range
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
talented canary idea he suggested resort
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Pale mind-boggling range
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Pale mind-boggling range
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umber bonkers fat ankles
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
talented canary idea he suggested resort
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talking school cafeteria
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
disturbing emerald regret
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Garnet fanboi
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talking school cafeteria
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Adventurous poppy puppy tanning salon
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Silver hospital
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talking school cafeteria
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
crusty lemon athletic conference
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: talking school cafeteria



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: crawly self-absorbed piazza

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: talking school cafeteria

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: crawly self-absorbed piazza

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: talking school cafeteria

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: primrose heady meetinghouse

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: talking school cafeteria

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: exciting adulterous love of her life step-uncle's house



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Dead glassy native voyeur

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Garnet fanboi



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: primrose heady meetinghouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: swollen space



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: umber bonkers fat ankles



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Medicated lodge nibblets



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Wonderful stock car stage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Galvanic metal idiot theatre



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: talented canary idea he suggested resort



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: curious dragon



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: spruce mischievous mad-dog skullcap temple



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Silver hospital



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Arousing sable site



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: arrogant harsh selfie incel



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Violent Awkward Mother Stain



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Garnet fanboi

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: crawly self-absorbed piazza

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Garnet fanboi

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: talking school cafeteria

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Garnet fanboi

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: crawly self-absorbed piazza

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: talking school cafeteria

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Garnet fanboi

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: bateful snowy property mexican

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Garnet fanboi

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: infuriating idiotic patrolman

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Blue scourge upon the earth

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Violent Awkward Mother Stain



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: umber bonkers fat ankles

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: plum shrine

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Federal Business Firm Boltzmann

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Wonderful stock car stage

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Pale mind-boggling range

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: talking school cafeteria

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: bateful snowy property mexican

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: talking school cafeteria

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Pale mind-boggling range

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: bateful snowy property mexican

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: talented canary idea he suggested resort



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Pale mind-boggling range

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Federal Business Firm Boltzmann

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: bateful snowy property mexican

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: talented canary idea he suggested resort

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Pale mind-boggling range

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: talented canary idea he suggested resort

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Pale mind-boggling range

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: talented canary idea he suggested resort

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Pale mind-boggling range

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Pale mind-boggling range

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: umber bonkers fat ankles



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: talented canary idea he suggested resort

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: talking school cafeteria



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: disturbing emerald regret

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Garnet fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: talented canary idea he suggested resort



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: talking school cafeteria



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Adventurous poppy puppy tanning salon

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Silver hospital

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: talking school cafeteria



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: crusty lemon athletic conference

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49099235)