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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
lavender racy clown fanboi
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Kink-friendly soul-stirring blood rage
  04/18/25
Cr.
Lake tanning salon
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
clear sick library electric furnace
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
onyx rehab
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Comical know-it-all people who are hurt institution
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
crawly bawdyhouse puppy
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Glassy impertinent skinny woman fat ankles
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Glassy impertinent skinny woman fat ankles
  04/18/25
...
titillating hairy legs
  04/18/25
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Offensive Hilarious Police Squad Ceo
  08/17/26
...
Glittery Casino Goyim
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
contagious national incel
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
salmon school cafeteria
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
salmon school cafeteria
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
titillating hairy legs
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
salmon school cafeteria
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
salmon school cafeteria
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Citrine misanthropic athletic conference
  04/18/25
jfc goys
salmon school cafeteria
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
titillating hairy legs
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
pearl razzle weed whacker stock car
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
titillating hairy legs
  04/18/25
Ty friend
pearl razzle weed whacker stock car
  04/18/25
...
plum partner
  08/17/26
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plum partner
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Razzle-dazzle gas station
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Razzle-dazzle gas station
  04/18/25
...
splenetic shimmering church building
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
salmon school cafeteria
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  04/18/25
...
Glittery Casino Goyim
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Insecure swashbuckling jap
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
pearl razzle weed whacker stock car
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Kink-friendly soul-stirring blood rage
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  08/17/26
...
plum partner
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Glassy impertinent skinny woman fat ankles
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Glassy impertinent skinny woman fat ankles
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Glassy impertinent skinny woman fat ankles
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
house-broken stain
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
house-broken stain
  08/17/26
...
Godawful Selfie
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Razzle-dazzle gas station
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Razzle-dazzle gas station
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
clear sick library electric furnace
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Razzmatazz Black Dopamine
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: lavender racy clown fanboi

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Kink-friendly soul-stirring blood rage

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Lake tanning salon

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: clear sick library electric furnace

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: onyx rehab

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Comical know-it-all people who are hurt institution

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: crawly bawdyhouse puppy

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Glassy impertinent skinny woman fat ankles

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Glassy impertinent skinny woman fat ankles

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: titillating hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Offensive Hilarious Police Squad Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Glittery Casino Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: contagious national incel

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: salmon school cafeteria

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: salmon school cafeteria

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: titillating hairy legs

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: salmon school cafeteria

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: salmon school cafeteria

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Citrine misanthropic athletic conference

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: salmon school cafeteria

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: titillating hairy legs

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: pearl razzle weed whacker stock car

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: titillating hairy legs

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: pearl razzle weed whacker stock car

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: plum partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: plum partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gas station

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gas station

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: splenetic shimmering church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: salmon school cafeteria

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Glittery Casino Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Insecure swashbuckling jap

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: pearl razzle weed whacker stock car

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly soul-stirring blood rage

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: plum partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Glassy impertinent skinny woman fat ankles

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Glassy impertinent skinny woman fat ankles

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Glassy impertinent skinny woman fat ankles

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: house-broken stain

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: house-broken stain

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Godawful Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gas station

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gas station

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: clear sick library electric furnace

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Dopamine

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50149087)