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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Excitant Wagecucks Roast Beef
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
galvanic travel guidebook
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
hairless locus
  07/14/25
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galvanic travel guidebook
  07/14/25
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  07/15/25
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  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
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  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
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Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Excitant Wagecucks Roast Beef
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
comical school
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
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  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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jfc 180
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  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
galvanic travel guidebook
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Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
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  07/14/25
wut
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  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
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  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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Good poast moniker synergy
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  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
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  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
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  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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How big is her penis?
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
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? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Excitant Wagecucks Roast Beef

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: galvanic travel guidebook

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: hairless locus

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: galvanic travel guidebook

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Supple tantric circlehead temple

100%

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Pontificating Slate Multi-billionaire Spot

FAG

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: irate white foreskin

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: cobalt stimulating brethren

Pic of the cheeks?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: diverse sapphire location ceo



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Supple tantric circlehead temple



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: comical school

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Excitant Wagecucks Roast Beef

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: shimmering national azn



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: comical school

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Excitant Wagecucks Roast Beef

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: comical school

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Excitant Wagecucks Roast Beef

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: comical school

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: marvelous public bath newt



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted charcoal cumskin

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: comical school

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Pontificating Slate Multi-billionaire Spot

jfc 180

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Supple tantric circlehead temple



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Cream Son Of Senegal Pocket Flask

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: diverse sapphire location ceo

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: galvanic travel guidebook

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: hairless locus



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: comical school



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Excitant Wagecucks Roast Beef

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: galvanic travel guidebook

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Excitant Wagecucks Roast Beef

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: duck-like legal warrant

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Excitant Wagecucks Roast Beef

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: pearly church building

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: marvelous public bath newt



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Heady rehab



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Swollen passionate gay wizard keepsake machete



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Vivacious idiot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: impertinent sneaky criminal doctorate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: ocher lodge halford

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Swollen passionate gay wizard keepsake machete

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: irate white foreskin



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Gold Boyish Candlestick Maker Pisswyrm



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: shimmering national azn



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: dashing bespoke station yarmulke



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: comical school



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: pungent aphrodisiac main people



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: elite rough-skinned kitchen



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Gold Boyish Candlestick Maker Pisswyrm



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Supple tantric circlehead temple

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Supple tantric circlehead temple



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: marvelous public bath newt



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: cordovan athletic conference

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Arousing Purple Coldplay Fan



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Amber beta abode

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: marvelous public bath newt

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: curious puppy

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: rebellious red box office

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: filthy hell haunted graveyard

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Hateful crotch digit ratio

How big is her penis?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Carnelian bawdyhouse roommate

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Thriller unhinged address quadroon

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted charcoal cumskin

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: hilarious talking telephone dragon



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Pontificating Slate Multi-billionaire Spot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: comical school



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Supple tantric circlehead temple



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Supple tantric circlehead temple

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Excitant Wagecucks Roast Beef

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104451)