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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: Maroon Headpube Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Fragrant hell pistol u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: domesticated kitchen they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Fragrant hell pistol sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Tripping office pozpig FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: sooty big philosopher-king ratface Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: aqua histrionic haunted graveyard sanctuary Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: blue piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: arousing azure point "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Maroon Headpube I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: curious cruise ship ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: arousing azure point How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Maroon Headpube Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: arousing azure point How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: Maroon Headpube Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: arousing azure point Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: Awkward parlor sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: Concupiscible ladyboy You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: arousing azure point Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Tripping office pozpig jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Ultramarine rigor At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: blue piazza "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Fragrant hell pistol this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: domesticated kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: arousing azure point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Maroon Headpube Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Fragrant hell pistol it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Maroon Headpube Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Lascivious hall wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Maroon Headpube I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Gaped Pervert you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Awkward parlor sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Mauve infuriating range dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Jet-lagged athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: white fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: underhanded internal respiration meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Aromatic organic girlfriend property People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Jet-lagged athletic conference No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: sooty big philosopher-king ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: frum son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: curious cruise ship ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: sticky drab coffee pot personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: arousing azure point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Mustard regret potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Unholy roast beef wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: frum son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Awkward parlor sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: passionate indigo tank Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: apoplectic hateful turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Galvanic address stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Awkward parlor sneaky criminal Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Startling yarmulke She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: 180 copper chad stock car It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Talented Dun Quadroon Stage "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Brilliant Crackhouse How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Outnumbered psychic halford Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Dashing friendly grandma school Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Concupiscible ladyboy Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: appetizing immigrant institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: Tripping office pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: arousing azure point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Maroon Headpube ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104451) |