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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Maroon Headpube
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Fragrant hell pistol
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
domesticated kitchen
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Fragrant hell pistol
  07/14/25
100%
Wonderful ungodly hunting ground
  07/15/25
FAG
Tripping office pozpig
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
sooty big philosopher-king ratface
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
aqua histrionic haunted graveyard sanctuary
  07/14/25
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blue piazza
  07/14/25
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Wonderful ungodly hunting ground
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
arousing azure point
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Maroon Headpube
  07/14/25
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curious cruise ship ceo
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
arousing azure point
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Maroon Headpube
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
arousing azure point
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Maroon Headpube
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
arousing azure point
  07/14/25
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Awkward parlor sneaky criminal
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Concupiscible ladyboy
  07/15/25
Lol
arousing azure point
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Tripping office pozpig
  07/15/25
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Wonderful ungodly hunting ground
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Ultramarine rigor
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
blue piazza
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Fragrant hell pistol
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domesticated kitchen
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arousing azure point
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Maroon Headpube
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Fragrant hell pistol
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Maroon Headpube
  07/14/25
wut
Lascivious hall
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Maroon Headpube
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Gaped Pervert
  07/14/25
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Awkward parlor sneaky criminal
  07/15/25
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white fanboi
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underhanded internal respiration meetinghouse
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Aromatic organic girlfriend property
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Jet-lagged athletic conference
  07/15/25
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sooty big philosopher-king ratface
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Unholy roast beef wrinkle
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frum son of senegal
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Wonderful ungodly hunting ground
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Wonderful ungodly hunting ground
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Awkward parlor sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
passionate indigo tank
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apoplectic hateful turdskin
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Galvanic address
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Awkward parlor sneaky criminal
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Startling yarmulke
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
180 copper chad stock car
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Talented Dun Quadroon Stage
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Brilliant Crackhouse
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Outnumbered psychic halford
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Dashing friendly grandma school
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Concupiscible ladyboy
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appetizing immigrant institution
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Tripping office pozpig
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arousing azure point
  07/15/25
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Wonderful ungodly hunting ground
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Wonderful ungodly hunting ground
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Maroon Headpube
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Maroon Headpube

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Fragrant hell pistol

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: domesticated kitchen

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Fragrant hell pistol

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Tripping office pozpig

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: sooty big philosopher-king ratface

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: aqua histrionic haunted graveyard sanctuary

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: blue piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: arousing azure point

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Maroon Headpube

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: curious cruise ship ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: arousing azure point

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Maroon Headpube

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: arousing azure point

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Maroon Headpube

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: arousing azure point

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Awkward parlor sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible ladyboy

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: arousing azure point

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Tripping office pozpig

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine rigor

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: blue piazza

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Fragrant hell pistol

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: domesticated kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: arousing azure point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Maroon Headpube

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Fragrant hell pistol

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Maroon Headpube

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Lascivious hall

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Maroon Headpube

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Gaped Pervert

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Awkward parlor sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Mauve infuriating range dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Jet-lagged athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: white fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: underhanded internal respiration meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Aromatic organic girlfriend property

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Jet-lagged athletic conference

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: sooty big philosopher-king ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: frum son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: curious cruise ship ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: sticky drab coffee pot personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: arousing azure point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Mustard regret potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Unholy roast beef wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: frum son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Awkward parlor sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: passionate indigo tank

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: apoplectic hateful turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Galvanic address

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Awkward parlor sneaky criminal

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Startling yarmulke

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: 180 copper chad stock car

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Talented Dun Quadroon Stage

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Brilliant Crackhouse

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Outnumbered psychic halford

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Dashing friendly grandma school

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible ladyboy

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: appetizing immigrant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Tripping office pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: arousing azure point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Wonderful ungodly hunting ground

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Maroon Headpube

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104451)