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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Dun Vibrant Tank
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
bateful dingle berry area
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Dun Vibrant Tank
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
bateful dingle berry area
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Dun Vibrant Tank
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Glittery twinkling lay
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Dun Vibrant Tank
  07/06/25
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fiercely-loyal motley stag film
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Lime electric furnace
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Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat
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Glittery twinkling lay
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primrose self-absorbed point
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razzle tanning salon police squad
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Copper aromatic crackhouse shitlib
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exciting psychic ceo
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pink locus
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Coral Space Selfie
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Amethyst trip whorehouse background story
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aquamarine reading party brunch
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garnet passionate meetinghouse
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Galvanic temple pervert
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Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
bateful dingle berry area
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Dun Vibrant Tank
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
bateful dingle berry area
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Dun Vibrant Tank
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
adventurous fat ankles
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
mildly autistic messiness
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
thriller blue parlor fortuitous meteor
  07/06/25
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Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
razzle tanning salon police squad
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Mewling scarlet gunner
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
titillating impressive gas station twinkling uncleanness
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
exciting psychic ceo
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
contagious stage old irish cottage
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Dun Vibrant Tank
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
adventurous fat ankles
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Dun Vibrant Tank
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
contagious stage old irish cottage
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
adventurous fat ankles
  07/07/25
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Coral Space Selfie
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
contagious stage old irish cottage
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
titillating impressive gas station twinkling uncleanness
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
adventurous fat ankles
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Coral Space Selfie
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
contagious stage old irish cottage
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Coral Space Selfie
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
contagious stage old irish cottage
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
contagious stage old irish cottage
  07/11/25
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razzle tanning salon police squad
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Coral Space Selfie
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Dun Vibrant Tank
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Narrow-minded sinister partner set
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Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat
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Coral Space Selfie
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Dun Vibrant Tank
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Flirting forum national security agency
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
garnet passionate meetinghouse
  07/11/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
disco fries
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Dun Vibrant Tank



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: bateful dingle berry area

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Dun Vibrant Tank

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: bateful dingle berry area

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Dun Vibrant Tank

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling lay

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Dun Vibrant Tank

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal motley stag film



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Lime electric furnace

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling lay



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: primrose self-absorbed point



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: razzle tanning salon police squad



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Copper aromatic crackhouse shitlib



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: exciting psychic ceo



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: pink locus



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Coral Space Selfie



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Amethyst trip whorehouse background story



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: aquamarine reading party brunch



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: garnet passionate meetinghouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: umber excitant box office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Galvanic temple pervert



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( )



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: bateful dingle berry area

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Dun Vibrant Tank

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: bateful dingle berry area

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Dun Vibrant Tank

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: adventurous fat ankles

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic messiness

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: thriller blue parlor fortuitous meteor

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( )



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: razzle tanning salon police squad

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Mewling scarlet gunner

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: titillating impressive gas station twinkling uncleanness

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: exciting psychic ceo

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: contagious stage old irish cottage

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Dun Vibrant Tank

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: adventurous fat ankles

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Dun Vibrant Tank

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: contagious stage old irish cottage

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: adventurous fat ankles

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Coral Space Selfie



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: contagious stage old irish cottage

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: titillating impressive gas station twinkling uncleanness

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: adventurous fat ankles

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Coral Space Selfie

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: contagious stage old irish cottage

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Coral Space Selfie

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: contagious stage old irish cottage

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: contagious stage old irish cottage

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: razzle tanning salon police squad



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Coral Space Selfie

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Dun Vibrant Tank



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Narrow-minded sinister partner set

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse mind-boggling kitty cat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Coral Space Selfie



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Dun Vibrant Tank



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Flirting forum national security agency

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: garnet passionate meetinghouse

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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