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BAM! You must BECOME Tom Cruise.
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Date: August 14th, 2025 3:51 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) BAM!
You are offered $20 million, tax-free, lump-sum payment.
For *just* one year, you must live as Tom Cruise.
This is not a LARP; you are medically and physically augmented to match his current condition.
You must:
- Perform every stunt for his next film yourself. This includes a HALO jump from 30,000 feet, a motorcycle cliff jump, and holding your breath underwater for six minutes. There are no safety nets beyond what he uses.
- Adhere strictly to his diet (1,200 calories, primarily grilled fish and vegetables) and his daily, grueling workout regimen.
- Publicly and enthusiastically promote Scientology in all interviews and public appearances. A handler will be with you at all times to ensure compliance.
- You can never break character.
You $urvive the year, you get the money. You fail at any point, the deal is off.
GUN TO HEAD, U MUST CHOOSE.
Yes or No?
P.S. - If you fail, you are reassigned to The Goodie Room™ ;) |
Date: August 14th, 2025 5:48 AM Author: don't fight the hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762262&forum_id=2).#49183702) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 5:51 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762262&forum_id=2).#49183704) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 7:57 AM Author: jew hater I am Tom Cruise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762262&forum_id=2).#49183787) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 7:58 AM Author: cowshit As a Tall Guy, this is a non-starter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762262&forum_id=2).#49183790) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 8:00 AM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762262&forum_id=2).#49183793) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 8:12 AM Author: cell phones does this dood claim he only consumes 1200 calories a day? and somehow maintains whatever his weight is? Hes not skinny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762262&forum_id=2).#49183822) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,. If I’m being honest I could not do that motorcycle jump for any sum of money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762262&forum_id=2).#49183827) |