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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Scarlet soul-stirring university
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
razzle milk bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Trip effete shrine
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Clear insecure boistinker area
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
narrow-minded piazza
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
charismatic vengeful faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
soggy sooty trust fund locus
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Hideous gas station jewess
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Ocher Newt
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
fishy electric mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Slate coffee pot hissy fit
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Rambunctious fuchsia wagecucks tanning salon
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Shivering cracking cuckoldry
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Canary stag film son of senegal
  06/30/25
cr
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Ocher Newt
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
iridescent heady roast beef stage
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Rambunctious fuchsia wagecucks tanning salon
  06/30/25
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cyan plaza
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Slate coffee pot hissy fit
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Canary stag film son of senegal
  06/30/25
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titillating halford
  07/01/25
*bussy
Rough-skinned nibblets
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
charismatic vengeful faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Crystalline Church Building Elastic Band
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Idiotic School
  06/30/25
fuck
Slate coffee pot hissy fit
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Crystalline Church Building Elastic Band
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Scarlet soul-stirring university
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Slate coffee pot hissy fit
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
iridescent heady roast beef stage
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
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big bronze hominid station
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Honey-headed marvelous marketing idea boltzmann
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
bull headed corner
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
vivacious nudist business firm
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
bull headed corner
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
cyan plaza
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
bull headed corner
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
carnelian idea he suggested den
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Sexy harsh crackhouse
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
vibrant charcoal center
  06/30/25
tcr
cyan plaza
  07/01/25
just jump
Floppy indecent lay party of the first part
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
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Geriatric Black Death Wish
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
costumed spectacular theater sound barrier
  06/30/25
wow
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Navy Bateful Office
  06/30/25
JFC man
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Hideous gas station jewess
  06/30/25
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Floppy indecent lay party of the first part
  06/30/25
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Slate coffee pot hissy fit
  06/30/25
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Rambunctious fuchsia wagecucks tanning salon
  06/30/25
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Mind-boggling Rigor Idiot
  06/30/25
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Out-of-control abusive national security agency
  06/30/25
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Sexy harsh crackhouse
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
vibrant charcoal center
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Honey-headed marvelous marketing idea boltzmann
  06/30/25
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Arousing Mediation Garrison
  07/01/25
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titillating halford
  07/01/25
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lime lascivious locale kitty
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
boyish ticket booth
  07/01/25
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Salmon Box Office Dopamine
  07/01/25
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Trip effete shrine
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
narrow-minded piazza
  06/30/25
bro
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
...
vibrant charcoal center
  06/30/25
lol
cyan plaza
  07/01/25
...
sadistic useless trailer park mood
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
curious library corn cake
  06/30/25
jfc
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Ocher Newt
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Mind-boggling Rigor Idiot
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Out-of-control abusive national security agency
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
cyan plaza
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
curious library corn cake
  07/01/25
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vivacious nudist business firm
  07/01/25
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Out-of-control abusive national security agency
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Salmon Box Office Dopamine
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
startling magenta pit partner
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
iridescent heady roast beef stage
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Slate coffee pot hissy fit
  06/30/25
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Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/25
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hairraiser mustard quadroon
  07/01/25
lol
cyan plaza
  07/01/25
...
Floppy indecent lay party of the first part
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
orange pea-brained heaven
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Amethyst market philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Violet Address
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Snowy fragrant cruise ship weed whacker
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Hyperactive concupiscible dilemma
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
hairraiser mustard quadroon
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Primrose multi-colored abode
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
cyan plaza
  07/01/25
...
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
titillating halford
  07/01/25
😟
Disrespectful pistol school cafeteria
  07/01/25
...
Razzle-dazzle copper lodge famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
holy shit
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
hairraiser mustard quadroon
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Azure awkward orchestra pit
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Salmon Box Office Dopamine
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
charismatic vengeful faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
...
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Salmon Box Office Dopamine
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Salmon Box Office Dopamine
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
costumed spectacular theater sound barrier
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
charismatic vengeful faggot firefighter
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
aphrodisiac base electric furnace
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
titillating halford
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Twinkling location really tough guy
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  07/06/25
...
costumed spectacular theater sound barrier
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Cheese-eating half-breed organic girlfriend
  07/06/25
...
Out-of-control abusive national security agency
  07/06/25
lol
cyan plaza
  07/07/25
wow
Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Scarlet soul-stirring university

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: razzle milk bawdyhouse

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Trip effete shrine

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Clear insecure boistinker area

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: narrow-minded piazza

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: charismatic vengeful faggot firefighter

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: soggy sooty trust fund locus

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Hideous gas station jewess

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Ocher Newt

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: fishy electric mad-dog skullcap

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Slate coffee pot hissy fit

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious fuchsia wagecucks tanning salon

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Shivering cracking cuckoldry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Canary stag film son of senegal

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Ocher Newt

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: iridescent heady roast beef stage

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Rambunctious fuchsia wagecucks tanning salon

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: cyan plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Slate coffee pot hissy fit

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Canary stag film son of senegal

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: titillating halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Rough-skinned nibblets

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: charismatic vengeful faggot firefighter

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Crystalline Church Building Elastic Band

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Idiotic School

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Slate coffee pot hissy fit

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Crystalline Church Building Elastic Band

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Scarlet soul-stirring university

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Slate coffee pot hissy fit

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: iridescent heady roast beef stage

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: big bronze hominid station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed marvelous marketing idea boltzmann

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: bull headed corner

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: vivacious nudist business firm

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: bull headed corner

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: cyan plaza

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: bull headed corner

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: carnelian idea he suggested den

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Sexy harsh crackhouse

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: vibrant charcoal center

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: cyan plaza

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Floppy indecent lay party of the first part

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Geriatric Black Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: costumed spectacular theater sound barrier

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Navy Bateful Office

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Hideous gas station jewess

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Floppy indecent lay party of the first part



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Slate coffee pot hissy fit



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Rambunctious fuchsia wagecucks tanning salon



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Rigor Idiot



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control abusive national security agency



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Sexy harsh crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: vibrant charcoal center

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed marvelous marketing idea boltzmann

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Arousing Mediation Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: titillating halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: lime lascivious locale kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: boyish ticket booth

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Salmon Box Office Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Trip effete shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded piazza

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: vibrant charcoal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: cyan plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sadistic useless trailer park mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: curious library corn cake

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Ocher Newt

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Rigor Idiot

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Out-of-control abusive national security agency

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: cyan plaza

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: curious library corn cake

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: vivacious nudist business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control abusive national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Salmon Box Office Dopamine

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: startling magenta pit partner

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: iridescent heady roast beef stage

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Slate coffee pot hissy fit

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: hairraiser mustard quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: cyan plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Floppy indecent lay party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: orange pea-brained heaven

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Amethyst market philosopher-king

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Violet Address

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Snowy fragrant cruise ship weed whacker

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Hyperactive concupiscible dilemma

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: hairraiser mustard quadroon

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Primrose multi-colored abode

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: cyan plaza

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: titillating halford

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Disrespectful pistol school cafeteria

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle copper lodge famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: hairraiser mustard quadroon

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Azure awkward orchestra pit

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Salmon Box Office Dopamine

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: charismatic vengeful faggot firefighter

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Salmon Box Office Dopamine

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Salmon Box Office Dopamine

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: costumed spectacular theater sound barrier

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: charismatic vengeful faggot firefighter

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac base electric furnace

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: titillating halford

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Twinkling location really tough guy

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: costumed spectacular theater sound barrier



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Cheese-eating half-breed organic girlfriend

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Out-of-control abusive national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: cyan plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Contagious Puce Trump Supporter Old Irish Cottage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)