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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Jfc
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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Electric Theater
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This is so fucked up.
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garnet mentally impaired shrine immigrant
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Ocher Mood
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
glittery bronze locale
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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White brunch useless brakes
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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Mustard geriatric pit prole
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Big if true
free-loading green therapy set
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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garnet mentally impaired shrine immigrant
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Tick tock spaceporn
hideous blue corner
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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silver preventive strike
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
maize excitant sex offender
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
amethyst sexy parlour deer antler
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couple weeks ago. you?
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
spectacular big-titted stag film feces
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
amethyst sexy parlour deer antler
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
spectacular big-titted stag film feces
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I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
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new poaster, first day?
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
cream contagious trump supporter codepig
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
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spectacular big-titted stag film feces
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: maize excitant sex offender

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Vibrant Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Slate ungodly ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: fragrant associate

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Charismatic Stage Halford

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: White brunch useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: wild plaza

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Slate ungodly ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Angry locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: White brunch useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: lilac home queen of the night

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Electric Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Titillating center

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: garnet mentally impaired shrine immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Ocher Mood

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: glittery bronze locale

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Sick Ticket Booth Potus

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: White brunch useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Red slippery trailer park

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Mustard geriatric pit prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: silver preventive strike

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Pungent Startling Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: free-loading green therapy set

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Mustard geriatric pit prole

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: maize excitant sex offender

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: garnet mentally impaired shrine immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: hideous blue corner

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: amethyst sexy parlour deer antler

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: hideous blue corner

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: amethyst sexy parlour deer antler

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: White brunch useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Fuchsia Theater Stage Macaca

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling wagecucks

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: exhilarant dead giraffe cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: silver preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: maize excitant sex offender

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: amethyst sexy parlour deer antler

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: maize excitant sex offender

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: maize excitant sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Titillating center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Burgundy odious persian half-breed

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: chrome bateful rigor

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Slate ungodly ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: spectacular big-titted stag film feces

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: amethyst sexy parlour deer antler

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Titillating center

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: spectacular big-titted stag film feces

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Titillating center

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: spectacular big-titted stag film feces

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Titillating center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Burgundy odious persian half-breed

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: fragrant associate

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Burgundy odious persian half-breed

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: cream contagious trump supporter codepig

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: glittery bronze locale

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: spectacular big-titted stag film feces

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: cream contagious trump supporter codepig

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: exhilarant dead giraffe cruise ship

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: twisted fantasy-prone death wish parlor



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: exhilarant dead giraffe cruise ship



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Histrionic nubile twinkling uncleanness

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: sienna mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: spectacular big-titted stag film feces



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: milky rehab yarmulke



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: glittery bronze locale

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: twisted fantasy-prone death wish parlor



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal black woman point



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Electric Theater



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Razzle Plum Church

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Buff submissive institution jewess



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: White brunch useless brakes



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: glittery bronze locale

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic idiot



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