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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
bull headed main people business firm
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they actually all take "Apple" as their surname wh...
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he’s such a dunce
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This is actuality extremely 180
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internet-worthy sex offender
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
galvanic selfie
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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copper meetinghouse rigor
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
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Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by ...
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LJL.
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Jared Zozo
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great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: bull headed main people business firm

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Frozen Massive School Cafeteria

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: bull headed main people business firm



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Filthy Amethyst Space Really Tough Guy



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Henna Lay

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Brass dashing lettuce church



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant Godawful Coldplay Fan Native



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Spruce Personal Credit Line Garrison



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring theater stage



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: French Rigpig Indian Lodge



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: galvanic selfie

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible dead haunted graveyard

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: swollen offensive point



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Brass dashing lettuce church



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz arrogant scourge upon the earth queen of the night



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: mentally impaired volcanic crater



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy sex offender



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: galvanic selfie

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: swollen offensive point

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible dead haunted graveyard



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone university



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Spruce Personal Credit Line Garrison



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: chrome aphrodisiac toaster

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: bateful stubborn stag film



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Brass dashing lettuce church

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Laughsome Public Bath Background Story



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: bateful stubborn stag film



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: racy federal tanning salon

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: copper meetinghouse rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Spruce Personal Credit Line Garrison

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: amber supple puppy

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Crusty mint orchestra pit cumskin

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Aquamarine boltzmann corner

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Cerebral state jew



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: chrome aphrodisiac toaster



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: racy federal tanning salon

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Effete senate



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: mildly autistic cheese-eating resort death wish

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: motley mustard jewess national

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: exciting khaki den keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: swollen offensive point



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: self-centered community account

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: bronze vigorous love of her life



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: mildly autistic cheese-eating resort death wish



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: mildly autistic cheese-eating resort death wish

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Maniacal spot

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Arousing insane associate

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: hot liquid oxygen

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Shaky Bawdyhouse

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Spectacular center knife

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Effete senate



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored obsidian chad

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: mewling flushed ratface

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: chrome aphrodisiac toaster



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Spruce Personal Credit Line Garrison



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed violent trailer park trump supporter



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: bull headed main people business firm

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Cerebral state jew

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: charismatic round eye crackhouse

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Flirting multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: onyx boyish police squad rehab

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Pearl patrolman

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Effete senate

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Hairless Idiot

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: hot liquid oxygen

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: racy federal tanning salon

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: burgundy histrionic step-uncle's house incel

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Thriller fighting brunch

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: bull headed main people business firm

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: amber supple puppy

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Bipolar Big Piazza

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37915994)