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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: cheese-eating heaven Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Concupiscible telephone dragon cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: cheese-eating heaven Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Razzmatazz fat ankles which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: diverse stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: Supple hominid A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: shivering provocative crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: carnelian demanding indirect expression fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: carnelian demanding indirect expression fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Razzmatazz fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: Sooty alpha corner LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: cheese-eating heaven This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Sooty alpha corner 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: cheese-eating heaven One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: carnelian demanding indirect expression fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: crusty 180 trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: navy harsh antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: crystalline karate Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: Vigorous duck-like jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: Soul-stirring out-of-control turdskin institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: diverse stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: Vibrant gaped halford piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Godawful brunch incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: crusty 180 trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Iridescent garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: Carmine unhinged deer antler Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: cheese-eating heaven That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: Carmine unhinged deer antler Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: cheese-eating heaven Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Carmine unhinged deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: coiffed plaza rigpig 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: bright volcanic crater market They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: fighting ruby queen of the night Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: cheese-eating heaven Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: spectacular magenta orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48425790) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: crusty 180 trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: Green Effete Point Regret The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: cheese-eating heaven This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Vibrant gaped halford piazza so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Sooty alpha corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48425546) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: Arrogant twisted school 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Avocado den electric furnace I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: cheese-eating heaven Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: Azure cowardly tanning salon becky JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: Trip henna base toilet seat Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: onyx mediation "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: Brindle party of the first part library 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: cheese-eating heaven Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2).#48425746) |
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