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TMF screaming in Ingush as I steal the Christmas carp from his bathtub

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Supple pit preventive strike
  10/05/18
lol wtf
Concupiscible lettuce idiot
  10/06/18
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bateful grizzly karate telephone
  10/06/18
the image lol
Honey-headed church volcanic crater
  10/06/18
i'm literally dressed up like the hamburglar, leaping throug...
Supple pit preventive strike
  10/07/18
Vhy can't I catch u?
Concupiscible lettuce idiot
  10/08/18
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shimmering trust fund
  10/18/23
this is devastating for TMF. no way he could afford two chr...
self-centered onyx travel guidebook garrison
  10/07/18
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free-loading massive range
  10/07/18
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boyish boistinker black woman
  10/07/18
wtfffff
Concupiscible lettuce idiot
  10/07/18
if you were a baller you could have two carps at the same ti...
self-centered onyx travel guidebook garrison
  10/07/18
that's baller
Honey-headed church volcanic crater
  10/07/18
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free-loading massive range
  10/07/18
I... I... I'm impressed. I can't even deny it.
Concupiscible lettuce idiot
  10/08/18
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free-loading massive range
  10/08/18
It's cruel and I would never allow it.
Fuchsia toilet seat
  10/09/18
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milky mental disorder
  10/16/18
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boyish boistinker black woman
  01/13/21
180
splenetic address foreskin
  01/13/21
180
cordovan abode
  12/06/22
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ruddy provocative mother shitlib
  10/07/18
Low energy TMF, letting his Christmas carp go...
Concupiscible lettuce idiot
  10/08/18
TMF trying to pass off an overgrown goldfish as a carp to Ma...
self-centered onyx travel guidebook garrison
  10/09/18
aww, at least he is trying.
Fuchsia toilet seat
  10/09/18
cr
Fuchsia toilet seat
  10/09/18
irl lol
vigorous boltzmann
  10/09/18
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Judgmental principal's office
  11/20/24
what a disturbing tradition
Fuchsia toilet seat
  10/09/18
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out-of-control zombie-like rigpig
  10/09/18
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Concupiscible lettuce idiot
  10/11/18
don't worry bro; i'll still offer a small prayer for your we...
Supple pit preventive strike
  10/16/18
Is this Estrada by any chance?
Concupiscible lettuce idiot
  10/16/18
remember, TMF - i'm taking that carp. you may think you've ...
self-centered onyx travel guidebook garrison
  11/10/18
You: <><><>NOCARP<><><> ...
Concupiscible lettuce idiot
  11/12/18
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Concupiscible lettuce idiot
  04/05/19
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ruddy provocative mother shitlib
  04/05/19
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vigorous boltzmann
  04/05/19
christmas 2019. tmf will have celebrated the last christmas...
Supple pit preventive strike
  06/21/19
TWO carp Also way too early for this shit. JFC.
Concupiscible lettuce idiot
  06/22/19
it's that time of year again. TMF, how are your preparation...
self-centered onyx travel guidebook garrison
  11/14/19
This place is totally locked down in preparation for my carp
Concupiscible lettuce idiot
  11/14/19
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vigorous boltzmann
  11/14/19
soon...
self-centered onyx travel guidebook garrison
  12/08/19
You would have a better chance of breaking out of a Supermax...
Concupiscible lettuce idiot
  12/08/19
the holidays again draw NIGH...
Lascivious useless parlour
  09/02/20
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Chrome locus weed whacker
  09/23/20
*TMF cowering in fear by his carp tub, holding a rusty secti...
Lascivious useless parlour
  11/18/20
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dashing hunting ground
  12/23/20
i am preparing my spice mix RIGHT NOW for TMF's carp. i'm c...
Lascivious useless parlour
  12/23/20
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Mildly autistic fishy library
  01/13/21
TMF moved, is Estrada up to the challenge?
Very tactful chapel
  09/24/21
hey Fish - would you like to see a wall-penetrating chemical...
Lascivious useless parlour
  12/11/21
Estrada, this has been a good year. Our Florida compound is...
Very tactful chapel
  12/12/21
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Razzmatazz purple location friendly grandma
  03/07/22
lollll
pontificating love of her life
  03/07/22
2022 will be a DEVASTATING year for fish's capacity to keep ...
Lascivious useless parlour
  12/06/22
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free-loading massive range
  12/06/22
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Racy orchestra pit
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free-loading massive range
  12/06/22
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milky mental disorder
  04/10/23
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fear-inspiring alpha antidepressant drug
  04/10/23
Carps in hot tub ponds
Very tactful chapel
  10/09/23
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splenetic address foreskin
  10/09/23
remember - a carp in the tub is worth two in the stream. bu...
Supple pit preventive strike
  10/18/23
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Racy orchestra pit
  10/18/23
LOL this is hilarious i was just watching a miss marple ...
Hot embarrassed to the bone brunch
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Thirsty Corner Mad Cow Disease
  10/18/23
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shimmering trust fund
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Chrome locus weed whacker
  11/10/24
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Very tactful chapel
  11/10/24
while you were studying nonsense like 'law,' i was studying ...
Lascivious useless parlour
  11/20/24
I have NUMEROUS carps hidden in a number of properties in th...
Very tactful chapel
  11/20/24
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cordovan abode
  11/20/24
i won't give too much away, but AI and drones have COMPLETEL...
Lascivious useless parlour
  11/06/25
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Thirsty Corner Mad Cow Disease
  11/08/25
Funny you mention it. I have the latest drones direct from ...
Very tactful chapel
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Chrome locus weed whacker
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exciting den
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Date: October 5th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Supple pit preventive strike



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Date: October 6th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible lettuce idiot

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36975562)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: bateful grizzly karate telephone



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Date: October 6th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed church volcanic crater

the image lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36975604)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Supple pit preventive strike

i'm literally dressed up like the hamburglar, leaping through the rug he uses to cover the hole in his wall and running off with his fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36977094)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible lettuce idiot

Vhy can't I catch u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36987170)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 5:49 AM
Author: shimmering trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46949879)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: self-centered onyx travel guidebook garrison

this is devastating for TMF. no way he could afford two christmases carp in a single holiday season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982321)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: free-loading massive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982325)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: boyish boistinker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982339)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible lettuce idiot

wtfffff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982349)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: self-centered onyx travel guidebook garrison

if you were a baller you could have two carps at the same time:

https://multiculturalkidblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/fish.jpg

livin' the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982380)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed church volcanic crater

that's baller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982385)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: free-loading massive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982391)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: Concupiscible lettuce idiot

I... I...

I'm impressed. I can't even deny it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982545)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: free-loading massive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982551)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia toilet seat

It's cruel and I would never allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995214)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: milky mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#37032487)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 7:14 AM
Author: boyish boistinker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#41743534)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 7:30 AM
Author: splenetic address foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#41743565)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: cordovan abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#45593540)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: ruddy provocative mother shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982322)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible lettuce idiot

Low energy TMF, letting his Christmas carp go...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982594)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: self-centered onyx travel guidebook garrison

TMF trying to pass off an overgrown goldfish as a carp to Mandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995002)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Fuchsia toilet seat

aww, at least he is trying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995144)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia toilet seat

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995133)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: vigorous boltzmann

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995117)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 11:00 PM
Author: Judgmental principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#48363091)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia toilet seat

what a disturbing tradition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995137)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: out-of-control zombie-like rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995185)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible lettuce idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#37004291)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Supple pit preventive strike

don't worry bro; i'll still offer a small prayer for your well-being before i eat my tender, delicious pilfered carp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#37032478)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible lettuce idiot

Is this Estrada by any chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#37037571)



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Date: November 10th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: self-centered onyx travel guidebook garrison

remember, TMF - i'm taking that carp. you may think you've "figured it out" and that you know how you'll stop me.

we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#37206912)



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Date: November 12th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Concupiscible lettuce idiot

You: <><><>NOCARP<><><>

Me: Big, beautiful carp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#37214748)



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Date: April 5th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Concupiscible lettuce idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#38044878)



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Date: April 5th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: ruddy provocative mother shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#38045084)



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Date: April 5th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: vigorous boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#38045104)



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Date: June 21st, 2019 12:18 AM
Author: Supple pit preventive strike

christmas 2019. tmf will have celebrated the last christmas of the decade. but will he have a carp to celebrate it WITH?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#38419079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible lettuce idiot

TWO carp

Also way too early for this shit. JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#38425452)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:30 AM
Author: self-centered onyx travel guidebook garrison

it's that time of year again. TMF, how are your preparations going to defend your christmas carp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#39116022)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible lettuce idiot

This place is totally locked down in preparation for my carp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#39116620)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 8:50 AM
Author: vigorous boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#39116445)



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Date: December 8th, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: self-centered onyx travel guidebook garrison

soon...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#39235036)



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Date: December 8th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible lettuce idiot

You would have a better chance of breaking out of a Supermax prison than breaking out my Christmas Carp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#39235061)



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Date: September 2nd, 2020 5:26 PM
Author: Lascivious useless parlour

the holidays again draw NIGH...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#40859890)



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Date: September 23rd, 2020 7:25 PM
Author: Chrome locus weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#40974942)



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Date: November 18th, 2020 12:12 AM
Author: Lascivious useless parlour

*TMF cowering in fear by his carp tub, holding a rusty section of rebar, surrounded by razorwire and pissjugs as he waits for thieves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#41387056)



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Date: December 23rd, 2020 5:34 PM
Author: dashing hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#41605409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: Lascivious useless parlour

i am preparing my spice mix RIGHT NOW for TMF's carp. i'm coming for that fish, TMF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#41605442)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 7:07 AM
Author: Mildly autistic fishy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#41743527)



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Date: September 24th, 2021 4:59 PM
Author: Very tactful chapel

TMF moved, is Estrada up to the challenge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#43172075)



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Date: December 11th, 2021 6:04 AM
Author: Lascivious useless parlour

hey Fish - would you like to see a wall-penetrating chemical signature image of your carp and tub? don't think we aren't making moves this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#43591986)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Very tactful chapel

Estrada, this has been a good year. Our Florida compound is a veritable fortress. Motion detectors and cameras are linked directly to my phone. Those fish (MULTIPLE fish) couldn't be safer.

Game on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#43598131)



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Date: March 7th, 2022 3:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz purple location friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#44102657)



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Date: March 7th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: pontificating love of her life

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#44102664)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 3:42 AM
Author: Lascivious useless parlour

2022 will be a DEVASTATING year for fish's capacity to keep his christmas carp from being stolen. that's all i can reveal right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#45592328)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 3:46 AM
Author: free-loading massive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#45592332)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Racy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#45593461)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 3:46 AM
Author: free-loading massive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#45592331)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: milky mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46168246)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 3:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring alpha antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46168248)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Very tactful chapel

Carps in hot tub ponds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46906700)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: splenetic address foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46906763)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 1:01 AM
Author: Supple pit preventive strike

remember - a carp in the tub is worth two in the stream. but for a thief like me, a carp in fish's tub is worth a free christmas dinner for my friends. i thank you for your service, fish. and may the 2023 games begin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46949619)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 6:38 AM
Author: Racy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46949926)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Hot embarrassed to the bone brunch

LOL this is hilarious

i was just watching a miss marple about a “pile of carp” lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46949631)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 7:13 AM
Author: Thirsty Corner Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46949978)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 4:57 AM
Author: shimmering trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46975028)



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Date: November 10th, 2024 6:57 AM
Author: Chrome locus weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#48318014)



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Date: November 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Very tactful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#48320317)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: Lascivious useless parlour

while you were studying nonsense like 'law,' i was studying DEFT THIEVERY. much to TMF's chagrin, as he shall find out yet again this christmas...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#48362751)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Very tactful chapel

I have NUMEROUS carps hidden in a number of properties in the state of Florida. Each carp is behind a maze filled with traps. Game on, Estrada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#48362990)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: cordovan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#48363104)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Lascivious useless parlour

i won't give too much away, but AI and drones have COMPLETELY changed the carp theft game. and NOT to TMF's advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#49408718)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Thirsty Corner Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#49413159)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Very tactful chapel

Funny you mention it. I have the latest drones direct from Russia and drone defense directly from Russia. Game on, Estrada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#49413524)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Chrome locus weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#49413567)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: exciting den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#49413132)