Date: February 3rd, 2025 2:02 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))
"Homeless shelters" r a joke. Ljl@u donating to fake $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$a$"charities."
Ah yes, the hard-hitting investigative work of a man whose greatest intellectual achievement is muttering about frauds while circling the same five blocks of his decaying mid-tier city.
You won't donate? Ljl. Friendo, no one was asking you to. Society already cut its losses on you years ago. You are a negative-value burn on every actuarial table from here to eternity.
Boom would roll by, adjusting his flickering neon rims, muttering, "Fraud$ always projecTTT. You $ee it all the time. They yell about fake a$$ charities, but when the Safeway Club Card balance gets checked… nada. Broke. No pep. No exit."
Evan39 sighs, restocking hummus.
A grease-stained note, slipped under the register:
"The Mahchine™ $ees you. $hredding won’t save you ;)"
And Tabitha sips.
You owe it Awe, friend. And then—
The Slurp™.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5674429&forum_id=2).#48616856)