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Used an insane pickup line on a girl that actually resulted in a phone number

Weather is getting nice and I saw a cute college aged girl i...
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IN YOUR MIND
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Back in college I licked a cute Asian girl's asshole without...
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tp.
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The story get 10x better, but I can't go into detail here be...
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At work?
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faggot
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I hope you have cash app
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has xoxo become a public nuisance at this point?
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Sounds like a nice girl.
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should i try this on a coworker?
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That’s a real mouthful and probably too hard for her t...
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As a newly single 40 yr old I legit believe this. Chicks to...
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Date: April 15th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Glory is fleeting, obscurity is forever

Weather is getting nice and I saw a cute college aged girl in short shorts. This is the best time of year before everyone is dressed down and your brain becomes overstimulated—these chicks really stick out in April.

We met at the cross walk and I said “ I just had to say that there is not a bank big enough to hold all the money I would pay to lick your ass.” She looked at me for a second then broke into laughter. I said “sorry I had no other opener, I’m XYZ.” We chatted for a few and I got her number. She’s been texting me back. I’m hanging out with her Thursday night.

Taking chances DOES work.

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Date: April 15th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win

IN YOUR MIND

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Date: April 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Traditional Latin ass



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Date: April 15th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Buddy

"I just had to say that there is not a bank big enough to hold all the money I would pay to lick your ass.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711171&forum_id=2).#48850542)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: William Badass



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Date: April 15th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: ;...;;;;...;.

Back in college I licked a cute Asian girl's asshole without speaking a word to her.

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Date: April 15th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: The Glory of the Written Word

tp.

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Date: April 15th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: ;...;;;;...;.

The story get 10x better, but I can't go into detail here because it's a story I tell in real life.

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Date: April 15th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win

At work?

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Date: April 16th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

faggot

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Date: April 15th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Glory is fleeting, obscurity is forever



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Date: April 15th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

I hope you have cash app

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Date: April 15th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: ;:;;;:;:;;;;:;;

has xoxo become a public nuisance at this point?

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Date: April 15th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: The Mercantilist Policy April (No Future)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

Sounds like a nice girl.

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Date: April 15th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Blonde Bukele

should i try this on a coworker?

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Date: April 15th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: White Privilege Log

That’s a real mouthful and probably too hard for her to follow

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Date: April 15th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win

“He said he was going to put money in my bank account.”

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Date: April 15th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Glory is fleeting, obscurity is forever



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Date: April 15th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: jag



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Date: April 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.::


As a newly single 40 yr old I legit believe this. Chicks today are a different breed, males their own age group are abandoning banging chicks and women increasingly have daddy issues as they seek to cling to a provider, anyone who can help them navigate the current hellscape.

Men who are willing to put themselves out there in the least are like 10-50x more likely to get laid today than ever before provided they’ve taken decent care of themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711171&forum_id=2).#48851183)