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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

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Medicated mental disorder
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superior anglo culture
Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Medicated mental disorder
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Medicated mental disorder
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Glittery citrine theater stage gunner
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Swashbuckling trailer park lettuce
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Crimson bespoke tank
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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Slippery opaque mexican
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But she was old enough in dog years!
bateful high-end field
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Swashbuckling trailer park lettuce
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
bateful high-end field
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Pearl Stage Messiness
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Medicated mental disorder
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
silver home
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man's BEST friend
Multi-colored obsidian meetinghouse
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Exciting legend
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Medicated mental disorder
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Adventurous Canary Regret
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Wonderful Abnormal Quadroon Piazza
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Medicated mental disorder
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Exciting legend
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Medicated mental disorder
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Medicated mental disorder
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
dull pit
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Swashbuckling trailer park lettuce
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mods
Hateful scourge upon the earth kitty
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Deranged center sweet tailpipe
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
impressive rusted dilemma haunted graveyard
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Deranged center sweet tailpipe
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Medicated mental disorder
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lol
Glittery citrine theater stage gunner
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Poppy round eye blood rage
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
garnet alpha becky
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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Shipley was asking for it.
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49963546)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Odious burgundy weed whacker whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Glittery citrine theater stage gunner

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling trailer park lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Diverse den faggot firefighter

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: bateful high-end field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Maroon Drunken Azn Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Exciting legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Bearded Cyan Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Adventurous Canary Regret

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Crimson bespoke tank

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: bateful high-end field

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Slippery opaque mexican



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: bateful high-end field

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling trailer park lettuce

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: bateful high-end field

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Pearl Stage Messiness

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: silver home

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored obsidian meetinghouse

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Exciting legend

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Adventurous Canary Regret

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Wonderful Abnormal Quadroon Piazza

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Exciting legend

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Crimson bespoke tank

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Glittery citrine theater stage gunner

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Poppy round eye blood rage

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: dull pit

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling trailer park lettuce

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Hateful scourge upon the earth kitty

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Deranged center sweet tailpipe

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: impressive rusted dilemma haunted graveyard

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Deranged center sweet tailpipe

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: impressive rusted dilemma haunted graveyard

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: bonkers exhilarant deer antler

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Deranged center sweet tailpipe

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Orange crotch spot

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Glittery citrine theater stage gunner

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Poppy round eye blood rage

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: garnet alpha becky

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: garnet alpha becky

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: garnet alpha becky

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: brass appetizing library keepsake machete

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: electric organic girlfriend twinkling uncleanness

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: garnet alpha becky

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: cowardly orchestra pit police squad

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Aromatic crackhouse therapy

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Jade useless brakes

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Medicated mental disorder

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Adventurous Canary Regret

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling trailer park lettuce

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Titillating Black Cruise Ship

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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