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evan39, boom & Mainlining walk into a bar …

“Table for one?” the hostess asks.
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Evan39 steps forward, clearing his throat. "Uh, the res...
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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:27 AM
Author: sexy Gaysian daddy

“Table for one?” the hostess asks.

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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: COPS = SHIT



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Date: December 31st, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: giga weed (🧐)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:31 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)

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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)

Evan39 steps forward, clearing his throat. "Uh, the reservation’s under Evan. E-V-A-N. Thirty-nine."

The hostess doesn’t bother looking up. "Table for one?"

Boom rolls up behind him in a squeaky wheelchair, bald head gleaming under the harsh lighting. "Yeah, of course it’s one. You think they see me? A bald guy in a chair? Diaper crinkling? I’m invisible the moment I roll through the door."

Evan stammers, tugging at his tie. "No, no, it’s—it’s three. Technically. We’re all here. It’s just… complicated."

Mainlining steps up beside him, leaning in toward the hostess with a knowing smirk. "He’s right, you know. But don’t worry—it’s not for you to see. Truth isn’t your burden to bear."

The hostess blinks, unfazed. "Corner table. One chair. Enjoy."

Boom wheels over, parking himself diagonally from the lone chair as Evan nervously lowers himself into it. Mainlining remains standing, casually surveying the room, his gaze distant, unreadable.

Boom shifts in his chair, the diaper crinkling audibly. "So, Ev, you ordering for me, or you gonna sit there rearranging the silverware like it’s a client pitch?"

Mainlining tilts his head, $mirking. "It’s fine. The system’s already decided for him. For all of us."

Evan39 adjusts the uneven table, sweat pooling under his collar. He sighs, barely audible.

"This is fine," he mutters, eyes fixed on the empty plates. Mainlining just smiles.

:)

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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:47 AM
Author: evan39



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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)

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Date: December 31st, 2024 7:10 AM
Author: I plan to absolutely ruin MPM (gunneratttt)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: tentacle rape



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



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