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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:33 PM Author: flatulent wagecucks Subject: need URGENT WORK advice I am currently working on a gigantic deal at a BORDERLINE V20 law firm (we oscillate sometimes out and in top 20 but likely not relevant for this).
I am working with a summer associate (I am only a 2nd year) and was haphazardly typing out comments to her in a work chat - i.e. I was going like Page 3, do xyz, Page 6, do xyz, etc.
Basically what happened was I looked back at my chat and it said "Page 18 - make text [n]igger" when I COMPLETELY obviously meant b (i use a standard keyboard where the b and n are adjacent). I of course realized this after I re-read up my comments but to my absolute HORROR, it showed a "read" sign on the work chat already. I edited it and did not say a word after that!
We both are in the office because of tight weekend deadline and on the same floor. Once I realized this mistake, I IMMEDIATELY ran to the mens bathroom and went to a stall and am typing seeking YOUR advice on what to do right now.
Because I have to walk past her office to leave my CURRENT plan is to wait here for 2-3 more hours (safe she would have left by then), and then chat her asking if she is still in the office to see if she could check to see if my space heater is still on. Assuming she doesn't respond or tells me she left, coast would be clear and I would go home.
I feel pretty good about the above but question is whether this is something I should pro-actively speak to HR or the partner on the deal about?
If relevant for people's thinking since I am not oblivious to the fact that height matters in professional environments, I am 5'8 BUT for for all intents and purposes, you can consider me 5'9 for this as my Allen Edmonds are triple-soled (makes my feet bleed a lot though lol).
any urgent advice would be VERY much appreciated. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
Date: July 11th, 2025 10:34 PM Author: dashing mint roast beef stock car Subject: not legal advice let me preface this first This is NOT legal advice
you should do better with your flame |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:48 PM Author: maize coffee pot wrinkle this is why i physically remove/disable the “n” key whenever i get a fresh keyboard or laptop. it’s impossible to be too careful these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49094935) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:51 PM Author: Abnormal appetizing meetinghouse knife even more important is to remove the letter that comes after "J". i can't type it because i do not have it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49094938) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: wonderful sound barrier sure it's not because you're a kike? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49094947) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM Author: Abnormal appetizing meetinghouse knife i'm very sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49095509) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:15 AM Author: wonderful sound barrier You’re retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49095586) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: Abnormal appetizing meetinghouse knife i'm absolutely not retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49095868) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: wonderful sound barrier you've spent years feuding over the internet because someone doesn't like 60 iq niggers
you are absolutely retarded and definitely a kike |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:50 PM Author: Abnormal appetizing meetinghouse knife are you sure you aren't a retard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49096783) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: maize coffee pot wrinkle yeah. i would’ve mentioned that but i thought that was common practice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49094956) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: pearly irradiated feces My friend has a program he installed where it gives a light "ping" when you type N. Then if you type "I" next, it gives a louder beep. And if a G comes next it gets progressively louder... If it registers that you typed N-I-G-G-E it actually crashes the computer and wipes the hard drive like with a cloth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49095589) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:15 PM Author: out-of-control theatre > my CURRENT plan is to wait here for 2-3 more hours (safe she would have left by then), and then chat her asking if she is still in the office to see if she could check to see if my space heater is still on
And when she IS in the office and walks over to your office to check your space heater and sees you there, what then? |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:24 PM Author: flatulent wagecucks I’m still in the bathroom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49095013) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:29 PM Author: zippy bonkers crackhouse kitty rape time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49095023) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:11 AM Author: vengeful immigrant All of the modern chat platforms have an edit feature. XO ahead of the curve by 15 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49095579) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: ebony disturbing kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49095595) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: Concupiscible tattoo cruise ship This is entirely her fault for sending you a document that didn't conform to the local rule's 14-pt requirement. She should be fired. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749363&forum_id=2).#49096796) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: startling mediation station If she’s black then you’d already be dead.
So she must be white. Spend the night fabricating evidence that she’s stealing from a top client, and set up tomorrow with a 10:30 outlook appointment with your partner and all the top firm brass. Do some coke/meth before hand, and be prepared to go full-tilt Hercule Poirot against this little cunt.
It’s her or you. |