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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: goy orbison Try saying something bd about it on reddit or twitter and the Mossad will have you goybanned asap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49650996) |
Date: February 6th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: michael doodikoff I will defend the Switch 2 to the grave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651000) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: goy orbison You'll do anything but play it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651011) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: michael doodikoff I played Mario Galaxy (4k Switch 2 version) on Wednesday night. Checkmate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651014) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: goy orbison With motion controls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651054) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: michael doodikoff you might be able to but i just use the Switch 2 Pro Controller (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651098) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:51 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower 180000000000000000000
Can't wait to play classic Wii games without all the motion control gimmick stuff which is a dealbreaker for me |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: goy orbison You have to do the motion controls or physically touch your screen nonstop. They haven't fixed anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651642) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower Wow, just wow... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651651) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: michael doodikoff misinformation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651655) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:03 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651671) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: goy orbison I own the game and it's true you can't collect the little star things without touching or waggling. It's not a normal game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651723) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: goy orbison https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-2/81049640 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651734) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: michael doodikoff you just slightly tilt the Pro Controller (Switch 2) around to move the star. its no big deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651756) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: goy orbison Those are motion controls champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651770) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: wholesome chungus telling u2 put pussy on pedestal (ACG) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651782) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: michael doodikoff not really the way that people tend to think of motion controls. Its secondary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651786) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49652239) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: cowgod It’s on Switch 1. That’s what you don’t get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651201) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: wholesome chungus telling u2 put pussy on pedestal (ACG) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651784) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: ...,;;...,;;...,..,.,;,.,;;,.,; im so happy i dont own or want this item (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651006) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651007) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: cowgod I don’t even want Nintendo to fail. I would even reward them for being mediocre. I wouldn’t be proud of it but I would. I don’t want to live in a hellscape of steam backlogs and mobile zoomer games and western indies and the State of AAA. They’re at least “not all of these other things.” It’s just that the fans are the biggest Losers in the entire world. You can’t talk about Nintendo uncensored for 5 seconds without insulting them gratuitously bc they’re extremely Losery and Fragile. doodikoff is case in point. He’s just amassing hardware with no end in sight. And tbf Nintendo did go 15 years without releasing a single game (2002-2016). I’m not going to be like their fans and pretend that the games are good when they aren’t even releasing games. I’ll give credit where it’s due but I have nothing to say about games that don’t even exist and haven’t been announced.
If Switch 2 did its job of actually being a Switch Pro well, that would be nice. But the screen is Ruinous. If it had Games that would be nice, but it doesn’t. Basically we need AAA M-rated Mario/Zelda or westerners like us will never be satisfied. I want Ganon to bleed red as Link performs a fatality on him, just like in OOT (gold cartridge). N64 was Scummy af and enemies died bloody, gruesome deaths. Doom 64 is the best Console Doom of the 90s btw. |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: michael doodikoff "And tbf Nintendo did go 15 years without releasing a single game (2002-2016)."
This is so insane and wrong that I do not even know where to begin |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:24 PM Author: cowgod The Iwata era is the one most beloved by zoomer fans bc it’s like they had Nintendo for themselves and they just made Titles for the most Losery subset of fans, like extremely low effort Mario 3D World and NSMB and shit. It’s not about Games to these people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651239) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: michael doodikoff List of Top Nintendo Games between 2002-2016 and Metacritic scores (plus 2017 BOTW). IMO superior to PS3 and PS4 exclusives combined. Metroid Prime GameCube (2002) - 97 Super Mario Galaxy Wii (2007) - 97 Super Mario Galaxy 2 Wii (2010) - 97 The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (2003) – 96 The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (2006) – 95 Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001/02) – 92 Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004) – 87 The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (2011) – 93 Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008) – 93 Xenoblade Chronicles (2010) – 92 Super Mario 3D World (2013) – 93 Mario Kart 8 (2014) – 88: The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (2013, 3DS) – 91 Fire Emblem: Awakening (2012, 3DS) – 92 Mario Kart DS (2005, DS) – 91 Metroid Fusion (2002, GBA) – 92
Honorable Mention The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017) - 97
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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: cowgod You would never actually play through Skyward Sword. You’re proving my point here. The fandom is……. special. They need High Scores to feel good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651324) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:49 PM Author: michael doodikoff that stretch of Output shits all over any developer on earth during that same time. Again - that list is better than the exclusive list for PS3 and PS4 combined - and I will even add in PS5 to that statement. Three Sony Gens of exclusives 2006 to present - 20 years), and 2002-2016 nintendo output shits all over it.
Literally some of the most iconic versions of multiple franchises ever made, that are still in the discussion for the top Games of all time.
your hatred for Nintendo is blinding you to the Truth. |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: cowgod MGS3 MGS4 MGS5 GTAVC GTASA GTA5 Fallout 3 Halo 2 Uncharted 1-3 Half life 2 |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: michael doodikoff intellectually dishonest. which of those were exclusive to Sony?
MGS4? Ok. MGS 3? every GTA? - PS2 exclusive, later multiplat (which is not included in my statement) Uncharted 1-3? Ok (LOL)
I would take the above Nintendo Exclusives over MGS4 and Uncharted 1-3 IMO, like any day of the week. |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:08 PM Author: cowgod You fanboys are ridiculous. Sony doesn’t need exclusives. They’re the default for Losers/Jocks/Preps and even Scum now that Xbox is Ruined. In order for Sonys position to be eroded, there need to be games that exclude PS5 that don’t suck. And there are very few of these now. Fewer than ever imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651703) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: michael doodikoff stop Goalpost moving and Gatekeeping. We are talking about YOUR statement about Nintendo's output from 2002 - 2016. Its actually stellar, legendary even. Stay on Topic - your exact words: "And tbf Nintendo did go 15 years without releasing a single game (2002-2016)." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651765) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: wholesome chungus telling u2 put pussy on pedestal (ACG) the problem with cowgod is he doesn't acknowledge that the reason N64 was so Scummy is that it was the 90s and the height of the Attitude Era. Pro wrestling was demeaning to women, Limp Bizkit and Korn ruled the airwaves, Monster Trucks and Harleys Davidson were in vogue.
He won't acknowledge Nintendo's success because they're all family friendly clean games and not Mortal Kombat which he remembers because SNES/N64 were his formative years. We are NEVER going back to ClayFighter 63 1/3. But that doesn't mean Nintendo didn't have any Games during that era.
He romanticizes the Age of Scum because that's when he was in high school and life was a lot better for straight white guys and pop culture reflected this. He's right that Sony exclusives don't matter because Xbox and Sony took over on Mature content from Nintendo which cornered the market on family friendly content and kids games. But yeah they were amazing games. cowgod is Ruined. |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 5:08 PM Author: michael doodikoff Devastating critique (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651848) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: cowgod Nintendo was at its peak in the 90s iirc. Sega led them to new highs by forcing them to embrace Scum. Link was the orphan son of a prostitute in OOT. Luigi was Killed in Super Mario 64 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651865) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 5:22 PM Author: wholesome chungus telling u2 put pussy on pedestal (ACG) You're agreeing with me. You're talking about your subjective assessment of their quality. The 90s were basically a fanfic written by Scum where Princess Peach gets raped by Bowser and Mario shoots him in the face with a .44 Magnum. You're making my point that the 90s were edgy. It may have been because of SEGA or just that the whole culture was going that way. But in terms or profit/cultural dominance/overall success Nintendo did much bigger things in the decades that came.
You're exactly like the type of guy who says "I like old Aerosmith songs when they were a Hard Rock band" but won't acknowledge the popularity and success of their pop era. Yeah we all like Dream On and Walk This Way but you have to admit they got way bigger doing pop music written by women. We all want the world to be the way we want it, but then there's the way the world is. You're falling for the is/ought fallacy my guy. I want a blowjob from Sydney Sweeney while Alex Daddario sits on my face, but it's not gonna happen. Let's live in the real world. |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:29 PM Author: cowgod In terms or profit relative to the size of the industry Nintendo probably peaked with the NES imo
cultural dominance, Imo their cultural footprint started big when they were the only game in town but Sega made them seem so Losery. Being a Loser didn’t become socially acceptable until like 2012.
Game quality peaked with N64 then went into hibernation imo. OOT and Mario 64 were just too contemporaneously good. Competition is a big deal in the game industry. It’s what gave us late 4th gen classics like DKC and Super Mario RPG. It’s what caused PS2 to have like 15 classic exclusives in 2001 in order to Eviscerate Dreamcast. Sony barely made money in the PS3 gen bc they spent it trying to make Games in order to compete plus they cut the hardware price early and often.
overall success even if it occurred later was FORGED in the fires of those long years with No Games. Nintendo fanboys can weather basically any storm imo
Anyway wtf are you saying, that you like Super Mario 3D World? Good for you I guess. Wouldn’t it be cool if they made a legit Mario RPG2 that’s exactly as cutting edge now as that game was back then? I guess that’s too much to ask. Discuss. |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:48 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651590) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:49 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651598) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:49 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower just like in OOT (gold cartridge) tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651602) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: wholesome chungus telling u2 put pussy on pedestal (ACG) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651818) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49652240) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:44 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower Can't wait to get one someday when I have more free time for gaming AND can't wait to continue reading constructive criticism and/or playful performance art from the witty insightful men here - an embarrassment of (cyber)riches IMO/IME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651337) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:48 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651595) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:49 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651597) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: bloomington (🦬) I just read that the Switch 2 is getting Oblivion Remastered.
As someone who loved Skyrim, never played Oblivion, and doesn't own a PS5 or Xbox, I am VERY tempted to run out and buy a Switch 2 right this moment.
OTOH, I tend to be more of a patient gamer and my PS4 backlog is big enough as it is... |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651471) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:49 PM Author: goy orbison Lol the Nintendoyim are insane its like a 20 year old game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651601) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower wtf I love 20 year old games now (and 20+ year old web 1.0 messageboards evidently but that's another topic for another day) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651607) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651643) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651654) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: wholesome chungus telling u2 put pussy on pedestal (ACG) I love 20 year olds imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651821) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49652241) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:10 PM Author: bloomington (🦬) I lol'ed at "Nintendoyim" (but I don't think that describes me, I haven't owned a Nintendo since the Wii) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651715) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651775) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:30 PM Author: cowgod The remaster runs like ass on PS5/Xbox let alone Switch 2. Bethesda sucks at Engineering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49652225) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon irreverent to both sides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651718) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2).#49651725) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower Dare I say...
tp? |