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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
chocolate striped hyena office
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Bonkers station
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Ebony diverse yarmulke
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
grizzly hospital
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Cerise Forum
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Translucent stain pozpig
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
carnelian hairy legs headpube
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Abusive brunch
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
concupiscible fuchsia hissy fit
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
bistre mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
up-to-no-good regret
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Curious Maize Kitchen
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Violet Cuck Spot
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
fear-inspiring peach point
  06/30/25
cr
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
concupiscible fuchsia hissy fit
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Appetizing corn cake roast beef
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Curious Maize Kitchen
  06/30/25
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arousing old irish cottage
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
up-to-no-good regret
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
fear-inspiring peach point
  06/30/25
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olive market death wish
  07/01/25
*bussy
shivering theatre
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Translucent stain pozpig
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
bat shit crazy chrome nibblets stead
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
puce ratface casino
  06/30/25
fuck
up-to-no-good regret
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
bat shit crazy chrome nibblets stead
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
chocolate striped hyena office
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
up-to-no-good regret
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Appetizing corn cake roast beef
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  06/30/25
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gay chest-beating electric furnace
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
vigorous beta blood rage
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Talented arrogant box office
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
thriller cuckoldry set
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Talented arrogant box office
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
arousing old irish cottage
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Talented arrogant box office
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
topaz abode associate
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Bateful Tank
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Aggressive Mewling Church Building Selfie
  06/30/25
tcr
arousing old irish cottage
  07/01/25
just jump
plum black woman
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  06/30/25
...
Exhilarant milk sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Federal talking national security agency mental disorder
  06/30/25
wow
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Violent Wild National
  06/30/25
JFC man
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Abusive brunch
  06/30/25
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plum black woman
  06/30/25
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up-to-no-good regret
  06/30/25
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Curious Maize Kitchen
  06/30/25
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Hilarious Rough-skinned Parlour
  06/30/25
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supple pocket flask
  06/30/25
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Bateful Tank
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Aggressive Mewling Church Building Selfie
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
vigorous beta blood rage
  06/30/25
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pink marvelous house
  07/01/25
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olive market death wish
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Wine heaven
  07/01/25
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Ebony diverse yarmulke
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Cerise Forum
  06/30/25
bro
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  06/30/25
...
Aggressive Mewling Church Building Selfie
  06/30/25
lol
arousing old irish cottage
  07/01/25
...
trip irate tattoo
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
rebellious piazza
  06/30/25
jfc
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
concupiscible fuchsia hissy fit
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Hilarious Rough-skinned Parlour
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
supple pocket flask
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
arousing old irish cottage
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
rebellious piazza
  07/01/25
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thriller cuckoldry set
  07/01/25
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supple pocket flask
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Wine heaven
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Disrespectful hot idea he suggested meetinghouse
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Appetizing corn cake roast beef
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
up-to-no-good regret
  06/30/25
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Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  07/01/25
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slate corner
  07/01/25
lol
arousing old irish cottage
  07/01/25
...
plum black woman
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
excitant menage ceo
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Sable Sanctuary Gay Wizard
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
irradiated red rehab
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Carmine vengeful azn
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Amber Trump Supporter Lodge
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
slate corner
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
charismatic coldplay fan stage
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
arousing old irish cottage
  07/01/25
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Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
olive market death wish
  07/01/25
😟
Motley doobsian fat ankles
  07/01/25
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Fragrant famous landscape painting lettuce
  07/01/25
holy shit
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
slate corner
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
ultramarine business firm
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Wine heaven
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Translucent stain pozpig
  07/01/25
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Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Wine heaven
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Wine heaven
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Federal talking national security agency mental disorder
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Translucent stain pozpig
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Flatulent sandwich stage
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
olive market death wish
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Slap-happy nursing home hominid
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  07/06/25
...
Federal talking national security agency mental disorder
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
French Submissive Locus Codepig
  07/06/25
...
supple pocket flask
  07/06/25
lol
arousing old irish cottage
  07/07/25
wow
Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: chocolate striped hyena office

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Bonkers station

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Ebony diverse yarmulke

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: grizzly hospital

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Cerise Forum

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Translucent stain pozpig

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: carnelian hairy legs headpube

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Abusive brunch

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: concupiscible fuchsia hissy fit

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: bistre mad-dog skullcap

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: up-to-no-good regret

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Curious Maize Kitchen

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Violet Cuck Spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring peach point

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: concupiscible fuchsia hissy fit

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Appetizing corn cake roast beef

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Curious Maize Kitchen

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: arousing old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good regret

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fear-inspiring peach point

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: olive market death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: shivering theatre

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Translucent stain pozpig

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: bat shit crazy chrome nibblets stead

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: puce ratface casino

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: up-to-no-good regret

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: bat shit crazy chrome nibblets stead

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: chocolate striped hyena office

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: up-to-no-good regret

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Appetizing corn cake roast beef

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: gay chest-beating electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: vigorous beta blood rage

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Talented arrogant box office

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: thriller cuckoldry set

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Talented arrogant box office

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: arousing old irish cottage

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Talented arrogant box office

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: topaz abode associate

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Bateful Tank

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Aggressive Mewling Church Building Selfie

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: arousing old irish cottage

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: plum black woman

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant milk sweet tailpipe



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Federal talking national security agency mental disorder

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Violent Wild National

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

JFC man

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Abusive brunch

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: plum black woman



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: up-to-no-good regret



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Curious Maize Kitchen



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Hilarious Rough-skinned Parlour



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: supple pocket flask



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Bateful Tank



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Aggressive Mewling Church Building Selfie

sealclubber?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: vigorous beta blood rage

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: pink marvelous house



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: olive market death wish



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Purple stirring double fault ladyboy



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy bisexual legend

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Wine heaven



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Ebony diverse yarmulke



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Cerise Forum

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Aggressive Mewling Church Building Selfie



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: arousing old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: trip irate tattoo



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: rebellious piazza

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: concupiscible fuchsia hissy fit

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Hilarious Rough-skinned Parlour

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: supple pocket flask

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: arousing old irish cottage

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: rebellious piazza

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: thriller cuckoldry set



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: supple pocket flask



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Wine heaven

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful hot idea he suggested meetinghouse

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Appetizing corn cake roast beef

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good regret

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: slate corner



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: arousing old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: plum black woman



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: excitant menage ceo

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Sable Sanctuary Gay Wizard

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: irradiated red rehab

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Carmine vengeful azn

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Amber Trump Supporter Lodge

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: slate corner

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: charismatic coldplay fan stage

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: arousing old irish cottage

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: olive market death wish

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Motley doobsian fat ankles

😟

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Fragrant famous landscape painting lettuce



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: slate corner

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: ultramarine business firm

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Wine heaven

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Translucent stain pozpig

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wine heaven

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Wine heaven

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Federal talking national security agency mental disorder

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Translucent stain pozpig

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Flatulent sandwich stage

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: olive market death wish

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Slap-happy nursing home hominid

kid yes, wife no

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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Federal talking national security agency mental disorder



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: French Submissive Locus Codepig

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: supple pocket flask



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: arousing old irish cottage

lol

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Internal Respiration Reading Party

wow

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