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fuckin LMAO at low-IQ felon benzo trying to teach himself Python
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:39 PM Author: Snowy irate voyeur he'll never even get a reply to one of his programming job applications since they'll run a background check (aka "Google Search") and quickly learn all they need to know about "Christopher J. Gravens."
so - unfortunately, because just picturing this is epic lulz - he won't even get the chance to hilariously fail the practical coding portion of the interview with his Khan Academy D-minus student .PY SKILLZ.
(though even if he didn't have a NOJERB-guaranteeing felony rap sheet hanging around his neck for life, he STILL wouldn't reach the practical portion of the interview... because let's say they wanted to do the first HR screen, once they saw his hideous craterface on Zoom they'd slam the computer shut, screaming!) |
Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:40 PM Author: sexy parlour roast beef Is this what that retard is trying after failing horribly at “trading?” Lol what a WHITE TRASH RETARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670466) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:44 PM Author: Snowy irate voyeur it sounds too hilarious to be true, but it's true brother. it's all true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670500) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:46 PM Author: sexy parlour roast beef Can’t stop lol’ing at the idea of that WHITE TRASH RETARD thinking he could succeed. LOL. He’ll always be an ugly, poor, forever alone WHITE TRASH RETARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670512) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:47 PM Author: Tan Parlor idk in that thread it seemed like because he got bored of options trading since it was such easy money--said he wanted to "build" something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670531) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:49 PM Author: sexy parlour roast beef He went broke in like 5 minutes, to the surprise of no one. He’s a retard that literally had to ask xo what an option was. No surprise he failed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670545) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:36 PM Author: cerise doctorate Shut up Jared Baumeister. Do I have to email Mitch again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670865) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:37 PM Author: sexy parlour roast beef LOL you white trash faggot! You fail at everything and will always be a poor, lonely loser! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670868) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:38 PM Author: cerise doctorate That’s it, Jared. Mitch and Lynn are going to get screenshots of all your deranged posts outing me and my dad tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670884) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:39 PM Author: sexy parlour roast beef lol no one cares you stupid white trash faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670892) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:40 PM Author: cerise doctorate Jared, you need to behave, and stop calling my uncle a pedophile, I’m going to sue you if you don’t stop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670899) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:40 PM Author: sexy parlour roast beef Uncle Dave who spaceporn’d benzo’s SHITPIPE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670901) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:41 PM Author: cerise doctorate Keep going. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670907) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:41 PM Author: arrogant menage Has Uncle Dave been tickling your peepee again Chris?
Is he at least wearing a mask when he does it? LMAO |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:42 PM Author: sexy parlour roast beef He puts a bag over benzo’s MONSTERFACE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670913) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:42 PM Author: arrogant menage LOLLLLLLLLLLL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670916) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:43 PM Author: sexy parlour roast beef Soooo CR BROTHER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670926) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:41 AM Author: frum demanding alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46497388) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:40 PM Author: racy yapping meetinghouse https://web.archive.org/web/20121215043221/http://flytr.com/
whoever made this dumb shit exposed emails on the frontend lol |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: racy yapping meetinghouse leaders["all"] = [{"created_at":"2012-07-31T15:22:14-04:00","email":"jsbaumeister@gmail.com","facebook_image":"https://web.archive.org/web/20121215043221/http://graph.facebook.com/12400649/picture?type=large","favorite_airline_id":610,"first_name":"Jared","home_airport_id":4406,"home_distance":25183.7194557922,"id":4,"last_name":"Baumeister","lat":4.65717568655224,"lng":-74.0555899342578,"photo_content_type":null,"photo_file_name":null,"photo_file_size":null,"photo_updated_at":null,"total_distance":200728.578417261,"updated_at":"2012-12-12T16:21:30-05:00","week_distance":2135.97571345858,"last_flight":
whoops |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 7:46 AM Author: racy yapping meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44294675) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:46 PM Author: Pearl elite foreskin whorehouse why does everyone have to be so mean on here jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670520) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:47 PM Author: Tan Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670535) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:48 PM Author: Concupiscible zippy nursing home Kindness ftw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670538) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 10:08 PM Author: Maniacal insane pit kindness club set for ages but long live whok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46499955) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:35 PM Author: Sick milky heaven stock car good question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670862) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:46 PM Author: dashing very tactful market gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670946) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: Ruddy sadistic principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41673560) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:43 PM Author: sexy parlour roast beef Broke, hideouly ugly and temrinally low IQ total loser benzo deserves everything he gets on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41673574) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:54 PM Author: Pearl elite foreskin whorehouse Is this RSF? You could've been born into his circumstances. It's honestly shocking that you are as privileged as you are and yet choose to spend as much time on here making fun of this guy as you do. What a sad joke that your situation is wasted on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41673646) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:56 PM Author: sexy parlour roast beef Not rsf but many xo posters were born dirt poor. They weren’t 65 IQ white trash with criminal predilections though. They went to school and improved their lot. Benzo is a scummy criminal always looking to fuck someone over (see him trying to ruin TSINAH’s political campaign by spamming lies to the press) or commit a crime. He is gutter trash and the world will be a better place when he’s in a pauper plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41673658) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:00 PM Author: Pearl elite foreskin whorehouse If you're not RSF then disregard what I said. I am not saying that Benzo doesn't deserve what's coming to him on here, but it coming from RSF is too much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41673685) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:39 PM Author: racy yapping meetinghouse that maf benzo hater pumo is RSF, it's about as certain as his brother being dead or him being fat the one with an RSF moniker is probably an imposter |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 11:05 PM Author: Pearl elite foreskin whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41677568) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:57 PM Author: Blue ticket booth round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41673667) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:03 PM Author: Slimy field philosopher-king CQ kitten of luis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41673704) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:59 PM Author: angry personal credit line Python and Node.js are the perfect languages for low IQ programmers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670586) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:29 PM Author: arrogant menage Holy shit lolllllllllllllll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670804) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:35 PM Author: Sick milky heaven stock car and he is apparently in his mid-60s...trying to break in as junior programmer at that age? wtf? is this some sort of complex xo joke? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:36 PM Author: sexy parlour roast beef benzo’s IQ is in the mid-60s he is in his 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41670867) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:03 PM Author: Slimy field philosopher-king thats his dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41673701) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 11:33 PM Author: naked indecent tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41677797) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 7:48 AM Author: fragrant deep dilemma patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41672320) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: flesh hominid rehab guyth thtop fighting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41673585) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:59 PM Author: slate pervert address wow, this guy is multi-talented. options trader by day and programmer by night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41673679) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:00 PM Author: sexy parlour roast beef Hilarious imagining that white trash retard getting arrested for siphoning gas from a u-haul AND trying to steal a Subway cookie display. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41673684) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 10:52 PM Author: naked indecent tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#41677473) |
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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: ,,..,.,,,..,.,,:;,.:; (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#50144954) |
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Date: June 7th, 2021 7:53 AM Author: Snowy irate voyeur benzo how’s the python training going? Any jerb offers yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#42586039) |
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Date: June 10th, 2021 9:19 AM Author: 180 burgundy site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#42603672) |
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Date: June 26th, 2021 3:15 AM Author: 180 burgundy site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#42688722) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Snowy irate voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#43005277) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:15 AM Author: sexy parlour roast beef LOL at this delusional retard ever thinking he could do anything. He couldn't even graduate from HS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#43005398) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:18 AM Author: domesticated den actually i was bookmarking stuff to get back to later to try to figure out how to automate something then just asked someone who already knows how to to do it. it wasn't 13 years of degree collecting to learn how to write an ignored blog: https://www.huffpost.com/author/jared-s-baumeister https://www.travelblog.org/Bloggers/Jared-S--Baumeister/page-2.html |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:35 AM Author: sexy parlour roast beef LOL benzo retard. Can’t code, can’t trade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#43005422) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:40 AM Author: domesticated den i don't code but it doesn't mean i can't (like you w/ writing lmao) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#43005427) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:45 AM Author: sexy parlour roast beef You can’t do anything you’re a totally worthless retard lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#43005432) |
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Date: September 5th, 2026 6:04 PM Author: frum demanding alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#50118074) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:36 AM Author: racy yapping meetinghouse stow it seinfeld (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#43005423) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:40 AM Author: domesticated den 🤣 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#43005429) |
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Date: August 27th, 2021 3:12 AM Author: sexy parlour roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#43016962) |
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Date: March 24th, 2022 3:19 AM Author: Snowy irate voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44207604) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 7:43 AM Author: Snowy irate voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44294669) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 8:22 AM Author: electric fiercely-loyal juggernaut station i applaud him for trying to better himself rather than going out and stealing gasoline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44294756) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 8:32 AM Author: vigorous avocado base He should become a barber. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44294796) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 8:45 AM Author: electric fiercely-loyal juggernaut station that would be a waste of his intelligence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44294840) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 9:56 AM Author: Carmine Ungodly Laser Beams Trust Fund What inteligence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44295218) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 9:56 AM Author: racy yapping meetinghouse was it intelligence that led to your email being in this xo thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44295222) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:00 AM Author: Carmine Ungodly Laser Beams Trust Fund You mean frnchp@gmail.com, benzo aka Christopher J Gravens' email? Is it ITT? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44295253) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:02 AM Author: racy yapping meetinghouse nah the jsbaumeister@gmail email that your retarded $0-generating app exposed for frontend users because you don't know what servers and databases are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44295262) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:03 AM Author: Carmine Ungodly Laser Beams Trust Fund Not my email but Christopher J Gravens sure is white trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44295263) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:04 AM Author: racy yapping meetinghouse i'm sure you don't mind it becoming my author name then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44295270) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:05 AM Author: Carmine Ungodly Laser Beams Trust Fund Seems like that would violate the law of the land, but go for it. If you get banned that's on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44295273) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:07 AM Author: racy yapping meetinghouse your Engineering Awareness is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#44295282) |
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Date: June 16th, 2023 11:15 PM Author: Judgmental sable shrine boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46437048) |
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Date: June 30th, 2023 8:16 PM Author: doobsian appetizing business firm ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46496393) |
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Date: June 30th, 2023 8:20 PM Author: smoky piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46496400) |
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Date: June 30th, 2023 8:40 PM Author: domesticated den in retrospect a passing glance at something i decided not to do (found the data i needed on optionslam.com) seems a lot less hilarious in light of your failure to find a job doing it (or anything else per your hilarious cc statements) despite getting a half masters trying to learn how to do it (to the tune of 6 figures you'll never be positioned to repay🤣) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46496448) |
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Date: June 30th, 2023 8:46 PM Author: shimmering hyperactive affirmative action "something i decided not to do"
You're just not smart enough to code. |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:43 AM Author: domesticated den even if true i'm smart enough not to borrow $300,000 to figure that out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46497390) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:49 AM Author: frum demanding alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46497398) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:51 AM Author: frum demanding alpha I'm not OP, but this thread is completely hilarious. I'm also making $300k/year coding, which is more than I've ever made in my life doing law and more than you'll ever make in your life cumulatively.
I also don't have "a half masters" -- I have a full master's degree and two engineering degrees. I've been coding since the late '90s and I've been coding in python since 2009. |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 4:31 AM Author: Seedy Corner To be fair,
Did you also "decide not to" make millions day trading, or naw that's still gonna happen soon (just wait two more weeks) it just hasn't happened yet, despite years of you poasting about it, for reasons? |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:07 PM Author: frum demanding alpha Obviously it doesn't make sense for him to grind out a meager 150% (compounded daily) return starting with $100 or whatever. He's going to wait until he gets his $ettlement so that he can more efficiently use his time. Obviously! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46498598) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 4:01 PM Author: Seedy Corner To be fair,
Duh!
I, too, would choose not to use my abilities (if I was Benzo and I had his incredible financial acumen and trading talents) to turn an initial $100 seed investment into ~$20 million dollars in under a month. That sort of return just isn't worth my time and effort if I have to start out with a mere $100. I too would indefinitely wait for the big six figure settlement which will surely come in any day now. |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 10:06 PM Author: frum demanding alpha I guess we'll never understand because everyone but benzo is retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46499947) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 10:09 PM Author: Maniacal insane pit At least he isn't a fat failing retard of an attorney. Looking right at you tsinah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46499961) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 10:30 PM Author: frum demanding alpha I make $300k/year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46500040) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2023 12:08 AM Author: Titillating hell reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46500308) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 8:47 PM Author: amber rough-skinned double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46563453) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2023 12:06 AM Author: Seedy Corner To be fair,
CR, Benzo is literally too stupid and lazy to even graduate from college, let alone get into and graduate from a law school and then pass a bar examination. Well that and the fact that Benzo's lengthy criminal record which includes multiple recent felon convictions for crimes of moral turpitude (some also involving acts of violence committed against the disabled and the elderly) would almost certainly independently doom him in the "Character & Fitness" portion of that process, as well. Plus as far as I'm aware, Benzo has never been able to get hired at any job in the first place (forget "failing" at one, he never even got far enough along in the process to find himself in a position to "fail").
So I agree, we really shouldn't be comparing Benzo and TSINAH (who has a college degree and a JD and passed C&F and also passed a bar exam and who has held down several jobs for extended periods of time in his life) under any circumstances. It's objectively night and day even if you want to shit on TSINAH. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2023 12:27 AM Author: frum demanding alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#46500329) |
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Date: November 5th, 2023 1:10 AM Author: cream office benzo is an absolutely amazing poster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#47021331) |
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Date: November 5th, 2023 1:15 AM Author: frum demanding alpha this thread is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#47021333) |
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Date: September 5th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: Stubborn Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#50117690) |
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Date: September 20th, 2026 9:19 AM lol at this thread originating from the all time worst time to learn python. "Just before AI will supercharge your ability to learn what python can do" is getting good with the bow & arrow just as the white man shows up with guns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2).#50144970) |