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Now That I'm Katyal's RA, The Turdskin Honies Come A-Sariing
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:20 AM Author: Flatulent roommate (slim shady man) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955726) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:22 AM Author: Soul-stirring range http://www.hoganlovells.com/neal-katyal/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955727) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:23 AM Author: Flatulent roommate waving dem saris in your face in seductive dances of turdish rapture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955732) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:23 AM Author: Soul-stirring range http://www.law.virginia.edu/html/news/2011_fall/katyal.htm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955735) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:24 AM Author: Flatulent roommate uva turdskins flocking to your tiny colored dick like negresses at a welfare check dispensary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955738) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:25 AM Author: Soul-stirring range At the tender age of 41, Neal Katyal already has scaled some impressive heights: Supreme Court clerk; tenured professor at Georgetown Law in his early 30s, among the youngest in school history; Solicitor General from May 2010 until June of this year, when he decided to leave for private practice.
He has 15 Supreme Court arguments under his belt, including Hamdan v. Rumsfeld, in which the high court sided with him in finding that military tribunals at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba violated the constitutional separation of powers. Katyal’s newest chapter begins today, when he joins Hogan Lovells as a partner in its appellate practice. Here’s an edited summary of our discussion with Katyal about his new assignment: |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:25 AM Author: Flatulent roommate turdskin bichez getting wet when katyal's ra slim shady man steps in the place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955744) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:26 AM Author: Soul-stirring range What will your salary be at Hogan?
Katyal: I can’t tell you. I hate discussing money so much that I hired Bob Barnett at Williams & Connolly to negotiate the [salary] arrangement. [Barnett has negotiated book deals for the likes of Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Sarah Palin.] |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:27 AM Author: Flatulent roommate you better watch out for dem golddigging turdskin HOEZ, they be thinking dat you be getting dem big paychecks too on account of you being katyal's balling-ass RESEARCH ASSISTANT. slim shady man and katyal popping bottles in tryst nightclub while they discuss habeas, 180 yo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955752) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:28 AM Author: Soul-stirring range Is there one Supreme Court case you’ve handled that stands out in your memory?
KATYAL: The case that really captivated me the most over the last several months was an argument in the Federal Circuit court about whether you can patent the human genome. That was a remarkable case. (The Federal Circuit ruled that the BRCA1 and BRCA2 genes, which have been linked to hereditary cancers, can be patented.) I spent an enormous amout of time refreshing myself on genetics, which I studied in college. The global warming case was another one. Eight states and three cities sued five of the nation’s leading power plants, alleging they had contributed to global greenhouse-gas emissions. (The Supreme Court ruled in June that the plaintiffs couldn’t use federal public-nuisance law to seek court-imposed limits on emissions.) I really fundamentally disagreed with the litigation strategy of these state plaintiffs that wanted to use the courts to set massive social policy. I think there is a role for courts in a variety of areas, but the notion that we can allow a federal judge to run our greenhouse gas policy strikes me as preposterous. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:30 AM Author: Flatulent roommate lol lol, question comprehension pwned, they ask him about "one supreme court case you've handled" and he busts out a federal circuit case. DEM TURDY TURDY HOEZ not as attracted to your feats of RA derring doo when dey be seeing this shit. you better grab on to aziz huq's nuts for dear life yo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955760) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:30 AM Author: Soul-stirring range Will rainmaking be a challenge for you in private practice?
KATYAL: Between 2007 and 2009 (while teaching at Georgetown law) I handled a lot of major cases for very high-dollar sums. I’ve done that a bit, but I’ve never done it whole hog and with the support of a whole firm. I’m looking forward to that |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:32 AM Author: Flatulent roommate DEM TURDY PURTY HOEZ getting a lil wetter again but still MAD AS FUCK that katyal's reading comprehension's not up to snuff. dey be suspecting dat maybe katyal's not the superstar scotus advocate dem libpedos be claiming he being (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955768) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:35 AM Author: Soul-stirring range Why did you decide to move into private practice?
KATYAL: I always thought it was something I would want to do. After I argued Hamdan, a number of private practice clients came to me and asked me to represent them. I was taken aback at the number of law firms and in-house opportunities that came to me.
How many firms came calling when you decided you wanted to leave government?
KATYAL: Thirty, maybe more. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:37 AM Author: Flatulent roommate OMG, DEM PURTY PURTY TURDY HOEZ fucking PAYING SLIM SHADY MAN for the privilege of sliding his invisible cock up their asses if he can get them a date with his boss, the inimitable acting sollie general, neal katyal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955777) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:40 AM Author: Soul-stirring range What sealed the deal for Hogan?
KATYAL: Historically, they have been dominant in the appellate sphere. This is the firm of [Supreme Court Chief Justice] John Roberts and Barrett Prettyman. They know how to do appellate law. Cate Stetson heads the practice. She is an incredible advocate and a friend. I go to rock concerts with her on occasion. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:42 AM Author: Flatulent roommate DEM TURDY TURDY PURTY TURDIES getting a LIL JEALOUS of this cate stetson bitch. dey be like, "WHY YOU BE WGWIGING NEAL, WE KNOW YOU'RE A TURDY TURDY" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955786) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:43 AM Author: Soul-stirring range Did you talk to Chief Justice Roberts about Hogan?
KATYAL: I won’t say who I talked to about the firm. I did work for the chief at Hogan as a summer clerk back in 1995. There is one reservation I had about Hogan. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:43 AM Author: Flatulent roommate not enough turdy turdies? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955791) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:44 AM Author: Soul-stirring range I understand that you are also a parent.
KATYAL: I have three boys, ages 10, 8, and 6. I would say that since 2003, it has been a fairly intense set of times in my house. My wife and I began this with me being the primary parent, but she has had to pick up the slack more recently. My wife is a doctor at a veteran’s hospital. I have tried to be there for soccer games, baseball games and the like. But there is no doubt it is a challenging balancing act. I’m blessed with the fact that I don’t need a tremendous amount of sleep. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:46 AM Author: Flatulent roommate whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa? wife?? WIFE??? DEM TURDY DIARRHEA-COVERED HOEZ only wanted katyal for his money. DEY not be interested in you no more slim shady man, they only wanted you for the access to katyal's paper cheese scrilla. you can take your ass back to the mumbai slums you retarded prisoner-loving faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955798) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:50 AM Author: Soul-stirring range You prefer Clement or Dellinger over N. Katyal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955810) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:51 AM Author: Flatulent roommate DEM TURDY TURDY HOEZ DON'T WANT YOU NO MO, SLIM, TIME TO CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR TURD CAVE.
(p.s., dellinger's a senile piece of southern shit.) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:51 AM Author: Soul-stirring range As to Dellinger, explain/elaborate.
Also, what about Clement? He seems like a cool dude. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:53 AM Author: Flatulent roommate he's cool for an aspie dude, yeah. dellinger's just so hopelessly washed up, that and he seems to have become an egomaniac (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955820) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:55 AM Author: Soul-stirring range Clement is aspie? He argues cases in front of the Supreme Court like he is an appointed defense counsel for indigent fuckers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955829) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:56 AM Author: Flatulent roommate you've seen him, haven't you? go to the moot of the healthcare case, see how aspie he is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955832) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:00 AM Author: Soul-stirring range How will you be able to balance private practice and teaching?
KATYAL: The folks at Georgetown understand that I’ll devote most of my time to building my practice at Hogan. The teaching piece is something I really enjoy. Hogan was wonderful about understanding that. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:00 AM Author: Flatulent roommate sorry slim, all the TURDY GIRLIES have moved on to SRI FUCKING SRINISIVAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955849) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:02 AM Author: Soul-stirring range What kind of music are you into?
KATYAL: Alternative rock. Death Cab for Cutie was my last concert. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:03 AM Author: Flatulent roommate pssh, passe ass shit. aishiwarya rai only dates superstar scotus advocates who like animal collective (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955859) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:08 AM Author: Soul-stirring range how do you know all these turdskin celebrities? Are you Pakistani or some shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955874) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:09 AM Author: Flatulent roommate nope, jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955876) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:10 AM Author: Soul-stirring range Cool, brother. Enjoy Nixon Peabody (shanghai office) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955877) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:11 AM Author: Flatulent roommate come on bro, I'm your coa clerk tormenter, I'm no shitfirm associate in shanghai (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955878) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:13 AM Author: Soul-stirring range I can't tell you pumo fuckers apart.
You didn't express your opinion about the Critical Legal Studies Movement? |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:14 AM Author: Flatulent roommate haven't read enough to say, I tend to sympathize with that sort of shit though, despite being a dark wicked conservative (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955886) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:16 AM Author: Soul-stirring range Why are you conservative? Very few Jews (with the exception of Eric Cantor) are "wicked conservative" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955892) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:17 AM Author: Flatulent roommate "wicked conservatives," I'm not a new englander using 'wicked' as an intensifier. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955895) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:02 AM Author: Flatulent roommate my bad, SRI SRINIVISAN. them turdy hoez can't spell his name, but dey know his FAME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955857) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:04 AM Author: Soul-stirring range why did he get to replace katyal at OSG? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955861) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:05 AM Author: Flatulent roommate not exactly the case, he's the principal deputy, donald verrilli replaced him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955865) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:00 AM Author: Flatulent roommate ssm actually said something funny there, on top of my many uproarious remarks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19955848) |
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Date: February 21st, 2012 1:15 PM Author: Soul-stirring range lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#20017340) |
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Date: February 21st, 2012 1:18 PM Author: Soul-stirring range what's wrong with that? all those accomplishments is pretty impressive given his age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#20017350) |
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Date: February 21st, 2012 2:35 PM Author: Flatulent roommate he's a tender young man, now don't you try to corrupt him or anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#20017745) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:57 AM Author: Soul-stirring range I think our work in this thread is done, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872887&forum_id=2).#19956036) |
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