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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: sticky big international law enforcement agency casino

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: sticky big international law enforcement agency casino



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: sticky big international law enforcement agency casino



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac bistre national sandwich

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: fragrant orange parlour travel guidebook

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Greedy Twisted Point Messiness

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: vibrant location

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: smoky thirsty double fault sex offender

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: vibrant location

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: concupiscible flickering senate electric furnace

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Indigo maniacal abode

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: sticky big international law enforcement agency casino

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: adventurous university

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Violent Community Account

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Peach wrinkle jew

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Judgmental beta incel



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: amber boyish stain

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Citrine out-of-control station jap

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Metal Azn

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Flatulent crotch friendly grandma

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: mahogany odious hall

lmao

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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
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