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Jozy Altidore: Entering his prime as a striker. You: Post on XO.

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Abnormal Theater
  06/02/13
I'm entering my prime as a striker too bro been hit...
chestnut property
  06/02/13
(bro who was "bullied" in high school)
Abnormal Theater
  06/02/13
I've been bullied like everyone else (done my share too) but...
chestnut property
  06/02/13
cool story bro. i'm sure you suck at team sports.
Abnormal Theater
  06/02/13
I was starting LB on my high school football team u mad abou...
chestnut property
  08/15/13
Lol @ that making you an athlete. If you didn't get offers t...
cocky orchid theater stage old irish cottage
  08/17/13
It at least puts me at 96th percentile for athleticism
chestnut property
  08/17/13
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Abnormal Theater
  06/02/13
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Abnormal Theater
  06/02/13
jozy is only 23. he's got more than 3 years before he hits h...
infuriating azure wagecucks bbw
  06/02/13
prime for striker= 24-28
Abnormal Theater
  06/02/13
26 is generally regarded as the peak or the beginning of the...
infuriating azure wagecucks bbw
  06/02/13
I feel by 29 they begin a decline but opinions may vary
Abnormal Theater
  06/02/13
Some continue to improve even into their 30s look at diego m...
Laughsome Gold Address Pozpig
  08/18/13
this is the shithouse black cunt who scored one goal in an e...
Vengeful native dingle berry
  06/02/13
he's the brother who scored 30 goals in Holland this year, o...
Abnormal Theater
  06/02/13
this coffee coloured gentleman had a >1 strike rate for t...
Vengeful native dingle berry
  06/02/13
this dude also scored 16 and 6 goals in his final two years ...
Abnormal Theater
  06/02/13
because he was a winger, and wingers don't score many goals ...
Vengeful native dingle berry
  06/02/13
1. are you seriously trying to say that the dutch league isn...
Abnormal Theater
  06/02/13
Messi is absolutely not a winger and calling Ronaldo one is ...
dun beady-eyed lodge
  06/02/13
holland doesn't count lol.
Bright Seedy Stage Potus
  08/15/13
(alfonso alves)
talented place of business
  08/17/13
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Abnormal Theater
  06/02/13
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Abnormal Theater
  06/08/13
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Abnormal Theater
  08/15/13
Jozy Altidore will score 7 (Seven) goals in 31 (thirty-one) ...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/15/13
you mean seven (7) goals by xmas (Christmas)
Abnormal Theater
  08/16/13
Jozy Altidore will be benched by Christmas for Stephen "...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/16/13
no one calls him steve
talented place of business
  08/17/13
Josmer "Jozy" Altidore does
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
lol
talented place of business
  08/17/13
COME BACK
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  05/21/16
Seven goals for this mediocre Sunderland squad would be pret...
Vigorous site
  08/17/13
it would be ok
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
Jozy will score 28 goals for this same squad in the champion...
Vigorous site
  08/17/13
it's painfully obvious that he's found his level which is...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
He needs better service. He's a fulham level player
Vigorous site
  08/17/13
he cant cope with well organized premier league defenses
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
Neither can most players in the premier league. He's a lowe...
Vigorous site
  08/17/13
right he's a great option if you're looking 2 get relegated
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
He's way better than he was during his time with hull city a...
Vigorous site
  08/17/13
lol have you even seen Jozy play in the last two years?
Abnormal Theater
  08/17/13
yeah hes been great against fucking Roda and Honduras sad...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
he's also been great against germany, bosnia, ajax, and psv....
Abnormal Theater
  08/17/13
he's nowhere good as dempsey you maniac the dutch league ...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
He has played as an equal to Dempsey and in many ways as bet...
Abnormal Theater
  08/17/13
If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the ...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
lol you are too dumb to form any response, i.e., you are don...
Abnormal Theater
  08/17/13
youre a fucking retard who is arguing against your own point...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
of course the dutch league is high scoring. that doesn't me...
Abnormal Theater
  08/18/13
yeah and inflated goal tallies make retards like you think t...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/18/13
Lol, everyone can see you are ignoring my direct point. ...
Abnormal Theater
  08/18/13
youre done here and you know it
Sepia brethren abode
  08/18/13
Admit you are one of those faggots who predicts that every A...
Abnormal Theater
  08/18/13
lol is this ur plan C argument "you just hate all am...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/18/13
lol at your inability to answer my question. who looked mor...
Abnormal Theater
  08/18/13
Literally only retards like you think scoring 1 in 2 makes y...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/18/13
Jozy had two great seasons in Holland to Dempsey's three sea...
Abnormal Theater
  08/18/13
Tell me more about his prolific goal scoring record in exhib...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/18/13
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Abnormal Theater
  08/17/13
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  06/06/16
did jozy score a hat trick
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
bark bark kill self
Drunken cobalt masturbator alpha
  08/17/13
Did Jozy Altidore set up a goal today?
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
Michael Bradley, the defensive mid somehow scored like 18 go...
Vigorous site
  08/17/13
Bradley is premier league quality
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
(not coach at Aston villa three years ago)
Vigorous site
  08/17/13
lol yeah that was ridiculous surprised there wasnt more ...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
He plays for a good team, only step ups would be champions l...
Vigorous site
  08/17/13
epl teams have stupid money now with the new tv deal I thoug...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
if you knew anything about MB you'd know the answer is no.
Abnormal Theater
  08/18/13
(Rudolph)
Vigorous site
  01/15/15
LOL. the step down was even fucking farther. cant believe ho...
Sepia brethren abode
  01/15/15
xo ricky van wolfswinkel score on his debut u: looking a lil...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/13
jozy played quite well, too bad the rest of his team is SPS....
Abnormal Theater
  08/17/13
This is exactly why someone like Mikey Bradley would never g...
dun beady-eyed lodge
  08/18/13
And then you have faggots like jacoby shaddix mindlessly wo...
Abnormal Theater
  08/18/13
"If u dont think Josmer Alitoder is world class center ...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/18/13
lol faggot, i never said he was world class. your the fa...
Abnormal Theater
  08/18/13
he isnt good enough to score goals in the barclay's premier ...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/18/13
lol at your inability to give any reasons. go put on your Ma...
Abnormal Theater
  08/18/13
1 in 29
Sepia brethren abode
  08/18/13
Yea, and players don't improve at all after they are 20 year...
Abnormal Theater
  08/18/13
He still can't score though
Sepia brethren abode
  08/18/13
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Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/14
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Sepia brethren abode
  01/14/15
(guy who knows nothing about football)
Bright Seedy Stage Potus
  08/18/13
You anglophiles are hilarious.
dun beady-eyed lodge
  08/19/13
He couldn't get a 180 if his life depended on it.
blathering thirsty national weed whacker
  08/17/13
reserving this poasitng space for when jozy fails to score a...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/18/13
Has Josmer entered his prime yet?
Sepia brethren abode
  08/18/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATJxoShmW64
Abnormal Theater
  08/18/13
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Lilac Lay Regret
  08/18/13
he had a great game
Sepia brethren abode
  08/18/13
I'd take jozy over chicharito
Vigorous site
  08/18/13
no manager would
Sepia brethren abode
  08/18/13
yet many managers put in bids in the $10 million range and o...
Abnormal Theater
  08/19/13
HOw was Jozy A. today?
Sepia brethren abode
  08/24/13
Did Jozy Alitodre score a goal today?
Sepia brethren abode
  08/24/13
Did Josmer enter his prime today?
Sepia brethren abode
  08/24/13
im at a wedding and cant get to my computer, can someone tel...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/24/13
Did jozy enter his prime and score today?
Sepia brethren abode
  08/31/13
UPDATE: Sunderland have just loaned Fabio "bad at socce...
Sepia brethren abode
  09/02/13
did jozy terrorize the costa rican back four?
Sepia brethren abode
  09/09/13
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Bright Seedy Stage Potus
  09/09/13
darius henderson >>> fat nigga
Vengeful native dingle berry
  09/09/13
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Bright Seedy Stage Potus
  09/09/13
Did USA miss Jozmer in their crucial game against Mexico
Sepia brethren abode
  09/12/13
did josmer make mesut regret signing for the Gunners instead...
Sepia brethren abode
  09/14/13
did your wife fuck jozy or something
Vigorous site
  09/14/13
ya
Sepia brethren abode
  09/14/13
what is this
Angry Antidepressant Drug
  09/14/13
jozy should have had a goal yesterday, referee didnt play th...
talented place of business
  09/15/13
breakout game coming on?
talented place of business
  09/29/13
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Sepia brethren abode
  10/06/13
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Sepia brethren abode
  10/12/13
thought baout this thread while billing at 10 PM lAST NIGTE
Sepia brethren abode
  10/25/13
sunderland secured a vital 3 points today in a passionate de...
Sepia brethren abode
  10/27/13
SHADDIX YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
passionate yellow brunch
  10/27/13
did jozy altidore score a premier league goal
Sepia brethren abode
  11/03/13
prime
multi-colored stage kitty cat
  11/08/13
did ojzy "the big unit" altiscore prime striker le...
Sepia brethren abode
  11/10/13
did jozy give the scots a torrid time
Sepia brethren abode
  11/15/13
JOZY: USA PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND MAKER OF A JOHN TERRY BITCH
Abnormal Theater
  12/04/13
JOZY INVOLVED IN THE BUILDUP STYLING ON TPTTENHAM LIKE YNY
Abnormal Theater
  12/07/13
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3777501/altidore.gif
Sepia brethren abode
  01/01/14
Cringe
talented place of business
  01/01/14
lulzy watching all three of his teammates on the screen just...
disturbing razzle-dazzle jew double fault
  01/18/14
The Big Joze just bossed the english champions for 11 minute...
Sepia brethren abode
  01/07/14
Jozy Altidore is literally one of the worst strikers in prem...
Sepia brethren abode
  01/18/14
:_( Did he fuck up an opportunity today? I see Sunderland...
buff library
  01/18/14
OWAS
infuriating azure wagecucks bbw
  01/18/14
Jozy failed to score against kidderminster harriers today.
Sepia brethren abode
  01/25/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yQfirGdso vid of jozy ta...
Sepia brethren abode
  01/26/14
he didn't even hit the tea cups
infuriating azure wagecucks bbw
  01/26/14
jozy listening 2 fake plasitc trees on tiny earbuds before T...
Sepia brethren abode
  02/01/14
26.5 games per goal
Sepia brethren abode
  02/23/14
did jozy lift the cup today on a cloudy blustery day in lond...
Sepia brethren abode
  03/02/14
...
Sepia brethren abode
  03/22/14
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Sepia brethren abode
  04/12/14
the jozy apologist itt went pumo, LMAO
Sepia brethren abode
  04/12/14
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Sepia brethren abode
  05/08/14
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Sepia brethren abode
  05/22/14
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  06/07/14
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  06/07/14
brothers...
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  06/07/14
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  06/16/14
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Abnormal Theater
  06/08/14
TODAY IS THE DAY BROS
Abnormal Theater
  06/16/14
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  06/16/14
did jozy score
Sepia brethren abode
  06/16/14
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  06/16/14
oops
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  06/16/14
aron looked bad though
Abnormal Theater
  06/17/14
did jozy score
Sepia brethren abode
  06/23/14
...
buff library
  08/16/14
Jozy just tweeted "entering my prime right now"
Vigorous site
  08/16/14
180 not flame
Sepia brethren abode
  08/16/14
jozy getting off on the right foot. subbed on in the 81st mi...
Sepia brethren abode
  08/17/14
:_( Coming on against United right now
buff library
  08/24/14
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/09/usa-striker-...
Sepia brethren abode
  10/09/14
2 goals. 61 games
multi-colored stage kitty cat
  10/10/14
<<buzz>> *Jozy looks at his phone and sees an...
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  10/09/14
ATTN Anti-Jozy POZ, he is currently pwning #3 ranked Colombi...
Emerald magical business firm turdskin
  11/14/14
http://www.tsn.ca/toronto-fc-completes-swap-deal-altidore-to...
Sepia brethren abode
  01/14/15
Literally the worst signing in Sunderland's 136 year history...
Sepia brethren abode
  01/15/15
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concupiscible kitchen
  01/15/15
Damn Defoe was a shite signing too
Vigorous site
  01/15/15
idk man. swapping a bro with 2 goals in 72 for a guy with ar...
Sepia brethren abode
  01/15/15
Defoe wanted out, he forced torontos hand. Jozy should be f...
Vigorous site
  01/15/15
11 in 16 is pretty good?? or is there more than meets the ey...
Sepia brethren abode
  01/15/15
Pretty sure he scored like ten of those in ten games then di...
Vigorous site
  01/15/15
LOL 180
Sepia brethren abode
  01/15/15
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buff library
  05/16/16
the other guy who was talking mad shit went pumo too
multi-colored stage kitty cat
  01/15/15
JOZY just STYLING on CHILE and JACOBY SHADDOX like YNY
Abnormal Theater
  01/28/15
Two goals today for Jozy
Abnormal Theater
  03/08/15
He is literally one of the top players in all of Canada righ...
Titillating multi-billionaire
  03/08/15
goal and assist against # 1 denmark
Abnormal Theater
  04/03/15
!!!
multi-colored stage kitty cat
  08/11/15
Jozy's hold up play instrumental in the American heroic exec...
Abnormal Theater
  05/29/15
How did this thread turn out
multi-colored stage kitty cat
  07/01/15
LOL Jozy Altidore: 60 premier league games, 2 goals
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  08/11/15
JFC Doggie YOU ARE DONE HERE
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  12/31/15
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laying waste to Guatemala
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Vigorous site
  04/09/16
Jozy with an assist this weekend. What a stud.
Abnormal Theater
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:_(
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the retards comparing international and shit league football...
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http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/11/jozy-altidore-greg-...
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Vigorous site
  06/04/16
Jozy getting hot again bros! Sick goal he scored this weeken...
Abnormal Theater
  08/19/16
No one within 5 yards of him. Garbage.
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Abnormal Theater
  08/19/16
Jozy=shit
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Jozy GOAL against Amerikkkka!
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LOLOLOL
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youre such a fag dude
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318115)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: chestnut property

I'm entering my prime as a striker too bro

been hitting the bags at 24 hour fitness HARD as FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318123)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:50 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

(bro who was "bullied" in high school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318133)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: chestnut property

I've been bullied like everyone else (done my share too) but I had my shit together by the time I was in high school.

I train because one day i'm going to kick Klitschko's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318141)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

cool story bro.

i'm sure you suck at team sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318168)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:22 PM
Author: chestnut property

I was starting LB on my high school football team u mad about this asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23847146)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:32 PM
Author: cocky orchid theater stage old irish cottage

Lol @ that making you an athlete. If you didn't get offers to play some level of college you are a sps athlete.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23859872)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:51 PM
Author: chestnut property

It at least puts me at 96th percentile for athleticism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23859970)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318167)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: infuriating azure wagecucks bbw

jozy is only 23. he's got more than 3 years before he hits his prime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318205)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

prime for striker= 24-28

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: infuriating azure wagecucks bbw

26 is generally regarded as the peak or the beginning of the peak. from what i understand it's 26-29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23319480)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 8:31 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

I feel by 29 they begin a decline but opinions may vary

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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Gold Address Pozpig

Some continue to improve even into their 30s look at diego milito

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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:19 PM
Author: Vengeful native dingle berry

this is the shithouse black cunt who scored one goal in an entire premier league season right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318262)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

he's the brother who scored 30 goals in Holland this year, one today against Germany, and is being courted by several champions league teams.

edit: also, that Hull team was garbage and basically left him isolated for 90 minutes a game, which is clearly not playing to his strengths, i.e., combinations and facing the goal with the ball at his feet. it was also years ago and he is a much more complete player now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318278)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: Vengeful native dingle berry

this coffee coloured gentleman had a >1 strike rate for the same club. still shit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afonso_Alves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318291)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

this dude also scored 16 and 6 goals in his final two years in Holland:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_van_Persie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318302)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:29 PM
Author: Vengeful native dingle berry

because he was a winger, and wingers don't score many goals



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318338)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

1. are you seriously trying to say that the dutch league isn't known to develop great attacking playes?

2. Cristiano and messi are wingers.

3. jozy likes to play from the wing as well.

4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruud_van_Nistelrooy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318356)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: dun beady-eyed lodge

Messi is absolutely not a winger and calling Ronaldo one is really stretching the definition of the term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23319833)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Bright Seedy Stage Potus

holland doesn't count lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23847184)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: talented place of business

(alfonso alves)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858212)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23318441)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23353290)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:34 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23846712)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Jozy Altidore will score 7 (Seven) goals in 31 (thirty-one) appearances for Sunderland AFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23847130)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 12:53 AM
Author: Abnormal Theater

you mean seven (7) goals by xmas (Christmas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23850064)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Jozy Altidore will be benched by Christmas for Stephen "Steve" Fletcher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23850075)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: talented place of business

no one calls him steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858206)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Josmer "Jozy" Altidore does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858213)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: talented place of business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858215)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: coral state personal credit line

COME BACK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#30527878)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:20 PM
Author: Vigorous site

Seven goals for this mediocre Sunderland squad would be pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858308)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

it would be ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858312)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: Vigorous site

Jozy will score 28 goals for this same squad in the championship next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858318)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

it's painfully obvious that he's found his level

which is the championship or a second rate european league

hed be pretty good in portugal or turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858322)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: Vigorous site

He needs better service. He's a fulham level player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858328)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:26 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

he cant cope with well organized premier league defenses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858333)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: Vigorous site

Neither can most players in the premier league. He's a lower level Epl talent now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858341)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:29 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

right he's a great option if you're looking 2 get relegated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:32 PM
Author: Vigorous site

He's way better than he was during his time with hull city and

Villareal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858369)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

lol have you even seen Jozy play in the last two years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23859824)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:25 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

yeah hes been great against fucking Roda and Honduras

sadly he's not good enough for the premier league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23859838)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

he's also been great against germany, bosnia, ajax, and psv.

if you actually watched him play, you would have seen he's been just as good as dempsey, donovan, and bradley, all of whom are epl level.

you seriously either overrate the league or don't watch jozy.

fwiw honduras has multiple EPL players. most epl teams aren't manu/mancity/aresenal/chelsea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23859895)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:38 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

he's nowhere good as dempsey you maniac

the dutch league is worse than the championship in terms of defending

90% of his goals are against shit CONCACAF nations although I'll concede he was great against Bosnia.

he is what he is, a relegation fodder or championship striker. nothing more, nothing less. the fact that he's the best forward we have currently creates an insane amount of undeserved hype and expectation for the poor guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23859912)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:50 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

He has played as an equal to Dempsey and in many ways as better than Dempsey in the last round of games.

If you even watched soccer in 2007, you were probably one of those same faggots predicting Dempsey would fail. In fact, I'd bet you shit on every American player going to the EPL and other European leagues. I'm sure you were shitting on Bradley a couple years ago, shitting on Donovan before 2010, shitting on Holden (if you even knew who he was) before he went to Bolton. Faggots like you are so predictable.

How is the hype undeserved? He's scored 50 goals in the past two seasons, and EPL teams lined up to purchase him for a pretty sizeable transfer. If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23859964)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.

Holy shit what are you talking about hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23860333)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:30 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

lol you are too dumb to form any response, i.e., you are done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23860566)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

youre a fucking retard who is arguing against your own point by emphasizing the fact that dutch games have inflated scoring due to their neglect of defense and then you made a retarded comparison to a different sport that literally made me laugh out loud in my dad's basement

please tell us more about how the showtime lakers are like fc twente's defensive line you grantland fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23860715)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 2:28 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

of course the dutch league is high scoring. that doesn't mean the defenders are shitty, only that both teams bring players forward, you fucking idiot.

now why not confront my main point, which is that you are clearly one of those predictable faggots that prognosticates that every American player going to a top league in Europe will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23864324)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

yeah and inflated goal tallies make retards like you think that jozy altidore is a premier league striker. "b b b but he scored 1 in 2 for az!!!"

dutch teams run dangerously high defensive lines with players who can't tackle making it easy as fuck for average players to score a ton of goals. you're a full brown retard for thinking eredivisie defenders are anywhere near premier league quality. it's worse than the championship. just look at their national team, their entire back line is full of scrubs.

the fact that jozy UNLOCKED dutch defensive lines with combined salaries of like $35,000 a week doesn't mean he's bad but certainly isn't predictive of any sort of success in the premier league.

cliffs you got a hard on watching jozy score a bunch in a third rate european league, in friendlies and against island nations and now think he's the second coming. feel free to bump this thread when he's knocking balls down for El Hadji Diouf at elland road next year



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23864669)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:10 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

Lol, everyone can see you are ignoring my direct point.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865396)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:33 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

youre done here and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865507)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

Admit you are one of those faggots who predicts that every American player will fail when he goes to Europe.

Who had a more impressive season,

Clint Dempsey scoring 8 goals for NE Revolution in 2007 or Jozy Altidore scoring 25 goals for AZ in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865525)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:14 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

lol is this ur plan C argument

"you just hate all americans!"

please stop posting itt please pleaes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865721)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

lol at your inability to answer my question. who looked more primed for EPL success, Dempsey in 2007 or Altidore in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865735)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Literally only retards like you think scoring 1 in 2 makes you look "PRIMED FOR EPL SUCCESS" and to answer your question I'd say Dempsey. Altidore has been fucking dogshit for 3 out of his last 4 clubs while Dempsey had 3 great seasons for New England

Dempsey had the talent to excel at a higher level. It's possible that Jozy does, but it's not looking like it at the moment. Being good in a shit league really isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL.

Look forward to hearing u blame Jozy's 5 in 35 season on Sunderland's shitty midfield though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865769)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:44 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

Jozy had two great seasons in Holland to Dempsey's three seasons in NE. Jozy scored the winning goal in the dutch cup final against PSV. Jozy just put three past Bosnia on the road, a team leading its group in qualifying play. Anyone who has watched him play over the years could tell he is not the 20 year old naive guy at Hull anymore.

"Being good in a shit league isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL." Yea, Holland is a "shit league," not a league famous for grooming young players and producing class attacking talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865931)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Tell me more about his prolific goal scoring record in exhibition matches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23866299)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:14 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23860098)



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Date: June 6th, 2016 3:25 AM
Author: anal ebony mental disorder hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#30634334)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

did jozy score a hat trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858203)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Drunken cobalt masturbator alpha

bark bark kill self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858221)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Did Jozy Altidore set up a goal today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858313)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: Vigorous site

Michael Bradley, the defensive mid somehow scored like 18 goals in hOlland once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858324)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:25 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Bradley is premier league quality



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858331)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:26 PM
Author: Vigorous site

(not coach at Aston villa three years ago)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858336)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:27 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

lol yeah that was ridiculous

surprised there wasnt more interest in him this summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858339)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: Vigorous site

He plays for a good team, only step ups would be champions league squads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858350)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

epl teams have stupid money now with the new tv deal I thought maybe a midtable team would make a GENEROUS offer for him but yeah depends on whether or not he'd take a step down to move to the uk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858360)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 2:30 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

if you knew anything about MB you'd know the answer is no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23864336)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: Vigorous site

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27121910)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

LOL. the step down was even fucking farther. cant believe how bad this pumo got owned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27121922)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

xo ricky van wolfswinkel score on his debut u: looking a lil pudgy in ur jozy sunderland kit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23858347)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

jozy played quite well, too bad the rest of his team is SPS. should have gone to a team with actual support. he'll find his goals though regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23859828)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: dun beady-eyed lodge

This is exactly why someone like Mikey Bradley would never go to a mid-table EPL team. The football sucks and you're not going to develop tactically or technically. American kids need to focus on getting to the Netherlands, Germany, Italy and maybe Spain. This rush to the EPL and Scandinavian leagues as got to fucking stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23864865)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:39 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

And then you have faggots like jacoby shaddix mindlessly worshiping the EPL and probably rooting for England's national team, until they started to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865543)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

"If u dont think Josmer Alitoder is world class center forward u hate america and worship england" - Doggie Suicide the poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865730)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

lol faggot, i never said he was world class.

your the faggot predicting a first 11 dutch league player who is 23 years old will fail without actually giving any substantive reasons why other than "THE DEFENSES SUCK IN HOLLAND OMG," which ignores the fact that holland is known for creating attacking talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865752)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

he isnt good enough to score goals in the barclay's premier league sorry doggie suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865774)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:34 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

lol at your inability to give any reasons. go put on your Man United jersey faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865863)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

1 in 29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865899)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:46 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

Yea, and players don't improve at all after they are 20 years old.

If you'd actually seen him play then and now, you'd know he's a completely different player.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865938)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

He still can't score though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23866296)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#26144632)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 4:33 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27114516)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:16 PM
Author: Bright Seedy Stage Potus

(guy who knows nothing about football)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865727)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: dun beady-eyed lodge

You anglophiles are hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23878155)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:51 PM
Author: blathering thirsty national weed whacker

He couldn't get a 180 if his life depended on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23859968)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:25 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

reserving this poasitng space for when jozy fails to score against southampton bringing his epl scoring record to 1 goal (one) in 30 (thirty) braclay's premier league games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865785)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Has Josmer entered his prime yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865903)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:47 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATJxoShmW64

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23865942)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:43 PM
Author: Lilac Lay Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23866321)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:58 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

he had a great game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23866800)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Vigorous site

I'd take jozy over chicharito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23866624)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:59 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

no manager would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23866803)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 5:29 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

yet many managers put in bids in the $10 million range and one purchased him for $13 million, despite your crap opinion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23872177)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

HOw was Jozy A. today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23923708)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Did Jozy Alitodre score a goal today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23923706)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Did Josmer enter his prime today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23923725)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 10:50 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

im at a wedding and cant get to my computer, can someone tell me if Alitodre Scored today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23926944)



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Date: August 31st, 2013 2:30 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Did jozy enter his prime and score today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23969753)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 7:16 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

UPDATE: Sunderland have just loaned Fabio "bad at soccer" Borini to bolster their attacking options bc jozy is shit and a donkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#23981966)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 7:12 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

did jozy terrorize the costa rican back four?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24018707)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: Bright Seedy Stage Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24018819)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:27 AM
Author: Vengeful native dingle berry

darius henderson >>> fat nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24018828)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Bright Seedy Stage Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24018832)



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Date: September 12th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Did USA miss Jozmer in their crucial game against Mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24038286)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 11:58 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

did josmer make mesut regret signing for the Gunners instead of the Black Cats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24048577)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:04 PM
Author: Vigorous site

did your wife fuck jozy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24048584)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

ya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24048655)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Angry Antidepressant Drug

what is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24048585)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 5:58 AM
Author: talented place of business

jozy should have had a goal yesterday, referee didnt play the advantage when he should have, jozy had it in the back of the net

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24053556)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: talented place of business

breakout game coming on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24133979)



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Date: October 6th, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24179431)



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Date: October 12th, 2013 4:15 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24218358)



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Date: October 25th, 2013 6:40 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

thought baout this thread while billing at 10 PM lAST NIGTE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24306115)



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Date: October 27th, 2013 7:09 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

sunderland secured a vital 3 points today in a passionate derby vs newcastle bc fabio borini ran up to noted dogshit striker jozy altidore, stole the ball from him and then scored a beautiful winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24317286)



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Date: October 27th, 2013 7:11 PM
Author: passionate yellow brunch

SHADDIX YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24317298)



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Date: November 3rd, 2013 4:29 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

did jozy altidore score a premier league goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24360066)



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Date: November 8th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: multi-colored stage kitty cat

prime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24397738)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

did ojzy "the big unit" altiscore prime striker lead Sunderland FC past defending champions manchester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24409927)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 6:55 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

did jozy give the scots a torrid time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24445975)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 6:47 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

JOZY: USA PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND MAKER OF A JOHN TERRY BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24567987)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

JOZY INVOLVED IN THE BUILDUP STYLING ON TPTTENHAM LIKE YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24587788)



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Date: January 1st, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3777501/altidore.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24751307)



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Date: January 1st, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: talented place of business

Cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24751332)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:43 AM
Author: disturbing razzle-dazzle jew double fault

lulzy watching all three of his teammates on the screen just putting their hands on top of their heads and walking away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24853884)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

The Big Joze just bossed the english champions for 11 minutes & booked his ticket to wembley then came out for a bronx curtain call while david moyes did a fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24794088)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:38 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Jozy Altidore is literally one of the worst strikers in premier league history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24853881)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:41 AM
Author: buff library

:_(

Did he fuck up an opportunity today? I see Sunderland is tied right now. They need wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24853883)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: infuriating azure wagecucks bbw
Subject: OWAS

oh what a striker!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24853920)



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Date: January 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Jozy failed to score against kidderminster harriers today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24895335)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 5:47 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yQfirGdso

vid of jozy taking 3 shots from point blank range to knock a tea cup off a table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24898110)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: infuriating azure wagecucks bbw

he didn't even hit the tea cups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24898613)



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Date: February 1st, 2014 7:17 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

jozy listening 2 fake plasitc trees on tiny earbuds before TYNE-WEAR DERBY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#24935408)



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Date: February 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

26.5 games per goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25072730)



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Date: March 2nd, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

did jozy lift the cup today on a cloudy blustery day in london

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25114313)



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Date: March 22nd, 2014 7:27 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25240608)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25373027)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:44 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

the jozy apologist itt went pumo, LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25373031)



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Date: May 8th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25527991)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25612412)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 6:14 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25704662)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Emerald magical business firm turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25708303)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

brothers...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25708941)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:28 PM
Author: multi-colored stage kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25761805)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25714637)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 2:43 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

TODAY IS THE DAY BROS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25760450)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: iridescent piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25760481)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

did jozy score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25761691)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:21 PM
Author: Heady Haunted Graveyard Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25761736)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:28 PM
Author: filthy theatre genital piercing

oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25761810)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 2:11 AM
Author: Abnormal Theater

aron looked bad though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25764747)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

did jozy score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#25800230)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: buff library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#26140508)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Vigorous site

Jozy just tweeted "entering my prime right now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#26140543)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

180 not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#26140579)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

jozy getting off on the right foot. subbed on in the 81st minute and was fucking shit and bad and didnt score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#26144626)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: buff library

:_(

Coming on against United right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#26195716)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/09/usa-striker-jozy-altidore-leave-sunderland-january

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#26487219)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: multi-colored stage kitty cat

2 goals. 61 games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#26491714)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Abusive amber public bath

<<buzz>>

*Jozy looks at his phone and sees an incoming call from Heaven*

Jozy: "Hello?"

God: "Jozy?"

Jozy: "Yea"

God: "U R DONE HERE! GTFO"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#26487229)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Emerald magical business firm turdskin

ATTN Anti-Jozy POZ, he is currently pwning #3 ranked Colombia on ESPN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#26716547)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 4:32 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

http://www.tsn.ca/toronto-fc-completes-swap-deal-altidore-to-toronto-defoe-to-sunderland-1.181889

jozy epl saga has come 2 an end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27114515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

Literally the worst signing in Sunderland's 136 year history. LMFAO. Dude in this thread got owned so bad he had 2 go pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27121892)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: concupiscible kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27121900)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:00 AM
Author: Vigorous site

Damn Defoe was a shite signing too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27121912)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

idk man. swapping a bro with 2 goals in 72 for a guy with around 150 prem goals. ok hes getting up there in age but ur exchanging proven shit for an old fox in the box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27121924)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Vigorous site

Defoe wanted out, he forced torontos hand. Jozy should be fine with service from Bradley in MLS. I expected defoe to be even better than keane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27121929)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

11 in 16 is pretty good?? or is there more than meets the eye? I don't watch that much mls so idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27121939)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:07 AM
Author: Vigorous site

Pretty sure he scored like ten of those in ten games then did nothing the rest of the year as rumors swirled and Toronto was shit. Ryan Nelsen got fired and Toronto missed the playoffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27121946)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:13 AM
Author: Sepia brethren abode

LOL 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27121962)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: buff library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#30494093)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:18 AM
Author: multi-colored stage kitty cat

the other guy who was talking mad shit went pumo too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27121980)



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Date: January 28th, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

JOZY just STYLING on CHILE and JACOBY SHADDOX like YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27205185)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

Two goals today for Jozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27452237)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: Titillating multi-billionaire

He is literally one of the top players in all of Canada right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27452259)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

goal and assist against # 1 denmark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27613429)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: multi-colored stage kitty cat

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#28528140)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Abnormal Theater

Jozy's hold up play instrumental in the American heroic execution of fixing the game of soccer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#27987903)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 8:10 PM
Author: multi-colored stage kitty cat

How did this thread turn out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#28241053)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: glittery plaza legal warrant

LOL

Jozy Altidore: 60 premier league games, 2 goals



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#28530308)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling shaky area coffee pot

JFC

Doggie YOU ARE DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#28530310)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: glittery plaza legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#28530321)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: anal ebony mental disorder hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#29752243)



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Date: August 20th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: glittery plaza legal warrant



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Date: December 31st, 2015 6:11 PM
Author: Vigorous site



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Date: December 31st, 2015 6:12 PM
Author: plum naked halford party of the first part



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Date: March 29th, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Costumed chrome shrine

laying waste to Guatemala

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#30164555)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Vigorous site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#30238772)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

Jozy with an assist this weekend. What a stud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#30344388)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: buff library

:_(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#30494082)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Ungodly institution national security agency



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: coral state personal credit line

the retards comparing international and shit league football to the EPL sure as fuck got gaped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#30527935)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Mint indian lodge

http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/11/jozy-altidore-greg-vanney-not-concerned-about-strikers-goalless-start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#30528028)



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Date: June 4th, 2016 12:39 AM
Author: Vigorous site



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Date: August 19th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

Jozy getting hot again bros! Sick goal he scored this weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZL9T6LUaJ0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#31223338)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: cracking milk giraffe

No one within 5 yards of him. Garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#31225299)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#31225279)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 5:57 PM
Author: Vigorous site

Jozy=shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#31260577)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: anal ebony mental disorder hairy legs



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Vigorous site



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: bearded really tough guy famous landscape painting



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Date: July 26th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: low-t menage

Golazo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#33863502)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 9:36 PM
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Date: October 10th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: bearded really tough guy famous landscape painting



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Date: October 11th, 2017 9:34 AM
Author: multi-colored stage kitty cat



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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater

Jozy GOAL against Amerikkkka!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#35787812)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 2:26 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2).#38495269)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: multi-colored stage kitty cat



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Date: November 15th, 2022 5:42 PM
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Date: November 17th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: multi-colored stage kitty cat

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