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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
tell me
Aquamarine cowardly location
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Exciting disturbing old irish cottage
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Cerebral cobalt trailer park knife
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Beady-eyed Copper Parlor
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Lilac Hunting Ground Dilemma
  05/12/15
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startled base
  05/12/15
so underrated
Galvanic Address
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Honey-headed Bat-shit-crazy Station
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primrose greedy round eye
  03/31/18
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Marvelous irate lay friendly grandma
  07/18/18
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Glittery coffee pot clown
  07/18/18
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crawly demanding theater stage messiness
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hyperactive electric furnace
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curious circlehead library
  12/11/24
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adventurous salmon trust fund boistinker
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
deep khaki den
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Chartreuse deranged step-uncle's house famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
lmao
Aquamarine cowardly location
  05/12/15
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Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza
  12/11/24
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curious circlehead library
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
deep khaki den
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Odious french chef
  08/14/13
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Exciting disturbing old irish cottage
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Smoky embarrassed to the bone whorehouse
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
rofl
Aquamarine cowardly location
  08/14/13
180
crawly demanding theater stage messiness
  08/14/13
rofl
Irradiated halford
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
soul-stirring locus travel guidebook
  08/14/13
lol
razzle-dazzle home
  08/14/13
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judgmental box office
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Honey-headed Bat-shit-crazy Station
  03/10/14
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passionate national legal warrant
  03/24/21
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hyperactive electric furnace
  02/16/23
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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180 persian
  08/14/13
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Exciting disturbing old irish cottage
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180 persian
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Chartreuse deranged step-uncle's house famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
180 persian
  08/14/13
best of thread
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
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Cream nubile patrolman
  08/14/13
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curious circlehead library
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
curious circlehead library
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
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Exciting disturbing old irish cottage
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
turquoise stage police squad
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Exciting disturbing old irish cottage
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Exciting disturbing old irish cottage
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Vivacious Massive Kitty
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Chartreuse deranged step-uncle's house famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Excitant At-the-ready Dysfunction Potus
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Aquamarine cowardly location
  08/14/13
180
topaz pistol
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walnut zippy ceo
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judgmental box office
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turquoise stage police squad
  08/17/13
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Lilac Hunting Ground Dilemma
  01/19/16
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primrose greedy round eye
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Excitant At-the-ready Dysfunction Potus
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Cream nubile patrolman
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Cream nubile patrolman
  08/14/13
lol
dashing pea-brained parlour digit ratio
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
180 persian
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
laughsome twinkling therapy
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Cream nubile patrolman
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Elite azure piazza
  08/14/13
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Vengeful Turdskin School
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
180 persian
  08/14/13
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kink-friendly resort
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
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Cream nubile patrolman
  08/14/13
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Underhanded vibrant multi-billionaire
  09/11/13
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Underhanded vibrant multi-billionaire
  02/16/23
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passionate national legal warrant
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Cream nubile patrolman
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Cream nubile patrolman
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
balding menage water buffalo
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
sticky lemon ladyboy
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Smoky embarrassed to the bone whorehouse
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Smoky embarrassed to the bone whorehouse
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
crawly demanding theater stage messiness
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Purple public bath coldplay fan
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Indigo federal site
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Cream nubile patrolman
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
sticky lemon ladyboy
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
balding menage water buffalo
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
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fantasy-prone frisky chapel puppy
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
sticky lemon ladyboy
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
sticky lemon ladyboy
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
sticky lemon ladyboy
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
sticky lemon ladyboy
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
sticky lemon ladyboy
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
sticky lemon ladyboy
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Exciting disturbing old irish cottage
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Exciting disturbing old irish cottage
  08/14/13
whatever
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Sick heady casino
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Cream nubile patrolman
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
180 persian
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
lol
topaz pistol
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
180
crawly demanding theater stage messiness
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fuchsia fragrant cuckoldry shrine
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
180 persian
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
cordovan area
  08/14/13
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cordovan area
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
crawly demanding theater stage messiness
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
crawly demanding theater stage messiness
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Exciting disturbing old irish cottage
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Exciting disturbing old irish cottage
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
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Arousing hissy fit
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
topaz pistol
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Razzle flesh ticket booth
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
mind-boggling really tough guy
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
crawly demanding theater stage messiness
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
crawly demanding theater stage messiness
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Cream nubile patrolman
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
crawly demanding theater stage messiness
  08/14/13
165
Arrogant bateful nursing home rigpig
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
lmao
Exciting disturbing old irish cottage
  08/14/13
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fantasy-prone frisky chapel puppy
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Exhilarant chestnut meetinghouse shitlib
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
thriller onyx useless brakes
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
turquoise stage police squad
  08/14/13
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cordovan area
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
Pics?
pearly pozpig
  08/14/13
link?
Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza
  08/17/13
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Aquamarine cowardly location
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
racy state main people
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Lime Abnormal Gunner
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Cream nubile patrolman
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Hyperventilating concupiscible sanctuary
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
boyish mildly autistic nibblets
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
boyish mildly autistic nibblets
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
boyish mildly autistic nibblets
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
laughsome twinkling therapy
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Pungent Incel
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
boyish mildly autistic nibblets
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
White Background Story Heaven
  08/14/13
Underrated
Arrogant bateful nursing home rigpig
  08/15/13
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Honey-headed Bat-shit-crazy Station
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Pungent Incel
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
White Background Story Heaven
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
blue theater milk
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Cream nubile patrolman
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
tantric foreskin newt
  08/14/13
lol
razzle-dazzle home
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
tantric foreskin newt
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
razzle-dazzle home
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
tantric foreskin newt
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Pungent Incel
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
hairraiser space
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
balding menage water buffalo
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
canary spectacular field
  08/14/13
180
aqua talented native
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
razzle-dazzle home
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
judgmental box office
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
razzle-dazzle home
  08/14/13
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Multi-colored Haunting Set Nowag
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slate supple wrinkle center
  08/14/13
180
boyish mildly autistic nibblets
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White Background Story Heaven
  08/15/13
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Hyperventilating concupiscible sanctuary
  08/17/13
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avocado business firm
  09/11/13
Lmao
Comical free-loading mad cow disease kitchen
  06/07/17
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Lavender cracking gas station mental disorder
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Multi-colored Haunting Set Nowag
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
startling vigorous roommate house
  08/14/13
lol
boyish mildly autistic nibblets
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Aromatic mewling ape hospital
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Violet motley market
  08/14/13
180
Histrionic Soggy Corner
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Lake lascivious ratface
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
carnelian university mother
  08/17/13
poignant
orange tanning salon marketing idea
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
emerald sexy indian lodge candlestick maker
  08/17/13
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Multi-colored Haunting Set Nowag
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
avocado business firm
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Underhanded vibrant multi-billionaire
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
blue theater milk
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Beady-eyed Copper Parlor
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
provocative point sweet tailpipe
  12/28/13
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Stimulating People Who Are Hurt Pisswyrm
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
low-t carmine masturbator stain
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Contagious saffron institution partner
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
electric wine school cafeteria boiling water
  03/10/14
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Lilac Hunting Ground Dilemma
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Elite azure piazza
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razzmatazz translucent mood
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judgmental box office
  10/25/17
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Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza
  11/29/15
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Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza
  12/23/15
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Lilac Hunting Ground Dilemma
  01/05/16
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Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza
  03/13/16
I want pizza
titillating bat shit crazy hall codepig
  06/07/17
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razzmatazz translucent mood
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turquoise stage police squad
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
maroon quadroon
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Garnet range trump supporter
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
maroon quadroon
  07/18/18
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passionate national legal warrant
  04/30/19
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Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza
  06/21/20
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Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza
  06/23/20
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light charismatic corn cake kitty cat
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passionate national legal warrant
  12/16/21
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passionate national legal warrant
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Aquamarine cowardly location

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Exciting disturbing old irish cottage

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Cerebral cobalt trailer park knife

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Copper Parlor

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Lilac Hunting Ground Dilemma

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: startled base



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Galvanic Address

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed Bat-shit-crazy Station



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: primrose greedy round eye



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Marvelous irate lay friendly grandma



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Glittery coffee pot clown



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: crawly demanding theater stage messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: hyperactive electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: curious circlehead library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: adventurous salmon trust fund boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: deep khaki den

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Chartreuse deranged step-uncle's house famous landscape painting

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Aquamarine cowardly location

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: curious circlehead library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: deep khaki den

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Odious french chef

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Exciting disturbing old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Smoky embarrassed to the bone whorehouse

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Aquamarine cowardly location

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: crawly demanding theater stage messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Irradiated halford

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring locus travel guidebook

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: judgmental box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed Bat-shit-crazy Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: passionate national legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: hyperactive electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: 180 persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Exciting disturbing old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: 180 persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Chartreuse deranged step-uncle's house famous landscape painting

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: 180 persian

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Cream nubile patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: curious circlehead library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: curious circlehead library

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Exciting disturbing old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Exciting disturbing old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Exciting disturbing old irish cottage

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Vivacious Massive Kitty

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Chartreuse deranged step-uncle's house famous landscape painting

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Excitant At-the-ready Dysfunction Potus

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Aquamarine cowardly location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: topaz pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: walnut zippy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: judgmental box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Lilac Hunting Ground Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: primrose greedy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Excitant At-the-ready Dysfunction Potus

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Cream nubile patrolman

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Cream nubile patrolman

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: dashing pea-brained parlour digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: 180 persian

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cream nubile patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Elite azure piazza

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Vengeful Turdskin School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: 180 persian

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cream nubile patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Underhanded vibrant multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Underhanded vibrant multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: passionate national legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cream nubile patrolman

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Cream nubile patrolman

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: balding menage water buffalo

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: sticky lemon ladyboy

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Smoky embarrassed to the bone whorehouse

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Smoky embarrassed to the bone whorehouse

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: crawly demanding theater stage messiness

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Purple public bath coldplay fan

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Indigo federal site

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Cream nubile patrolman

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: sticky lemon ladyboy

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: balding menage water buffalo

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: fantasy-prone frisky chapel puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: sticky lemon ladyboy

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: sticky lemon ladyboy

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: sticky lemon ladyboy

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: sticky lemon ladyboy

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: sticky lemon ladyboy

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: sticky lemon ladyboy

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Exciting disturbing old irish cottage

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Exciting disturbing old irish cottage

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Sick heady casino

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Cream nubile patrolman

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: 180 persian

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: topaz pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: crawly demanding theater stage messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: fuchsia fragrant cuckoldry shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: 180 persian

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: cordovan area

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: cordovan area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: crawly demanding theater stage messiness

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: crawly demanding theater stage messiness

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Exciting disturbing old irish cottage

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Exciting disturbing old irish cottage

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Arousing hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: topaz pistol

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Razzle flesh ticket booth

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: mind-boggling really tough guy

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: crawly demanding theater stage messiness

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: crawly demanding theater stage messiness

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Cream nubile patrolman

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: crawly demanding theater stage messiness

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Arrogant bateful nursing home rigpig

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Exciting disturbing old irish cottage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: fantasy-prone frisky chapel puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Exhilarant chestnut meetinghouse shitlib

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: thriller onyx useless brakes

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: turquoise stage police squad

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: cordovan area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: pearly pozpig

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Aquamarine cowardly location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: racy state main people

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Lime Abnormal Gunner

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Cream nubile patrolman

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Hyperventilating concupiscible sanctuary

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: boyish mildly autistic nibblets

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: boyish mildly autistic nibblets

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: boyish mildly autistic nibblets

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling therapy

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Pungent Incel

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: boyish mildly autistic nibblets

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: White Background Story Heaven

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Arrogant bateful nursing home rigpig

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed Bat-shit-crazy Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Pungent Incel

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: White Background Story Heaven

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: blue theater milk

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Cream nubile patrolman

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: tantric foreskin newt

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: tantric foreskin newt

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle home

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: tantric foreskin newt

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Pungent Incel

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: hairraiser space

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: balding menage water buffalo

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: canary spectacular field

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: aqua talented native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle home

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: judgmental box office

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle home

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Haunting Set Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: slate supple wrinkle center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: boyish mildly autistic nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: White Background Story Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Hyperventilating concupiscible sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: avocado business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Comical free-loading mad cow disease kitchen

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Lavender cracking gas station mental disorder

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored Haunting Set Nowag

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: startling vigorous roommate house

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: boyish mildly autistic nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Aromatic mewling ape hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Violet motley market

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Histrionic Soggy Corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Lake lascivious ratface

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: carnelian university mother

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: orange tanning salon marketing idea

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: emerald sexy indian lodge candlestick maker

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored Haunting Set Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: avocado business firm

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Underhanded vibrant multi-billionaire

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: blue theater milk

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Copper Parlor

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: provocative point sweet tailpipe

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Stimulating People Who Are Hurt Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: low-t carmine masturbator stain

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Contagious saffron institution partner

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: electric wine school cafeteria boiling water

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Lilac Hunting Ground Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Elite azure piazza

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz translucent mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: judgmental box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Lilac Hunting Ground Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: titillating bat shit crazy hall codepig

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz translucent mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: turquoise stage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: maroon quadroon

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Garnet range trump supporter

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: maroon quadroon

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: passionate national legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: light charismatic corn cake kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: passionate national legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: passionate national legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#44198924)