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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
tell me
mustard razzle ratface boltzmann
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
lol tyft
vivacious forum
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Multi-colored green yarmulke
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Saffron Fighting Point
  12/28/13
fucking lol
aqua charismatic stock car
  05/12/15
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flirting boyish mad cow disease business firm
  05/12/15
so underrated
Hairless histrionic messiness candlestick maker
  01/19/16
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demanding vibrant trump supporter
  06/07/17
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wonderful naked multi-billionaire space
  03/31/18
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black 180 love of her life immigrant
  07/18/18
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Cocky black woman dilemma
  07/18/18
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lascivious depressive fanboi
  12/16/21
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Crimson Brethren Prole
  02/16/23
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violent shaky tanning salon organic girlfriend
  12/11/24
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Sick embarrassed to the bone alpha
  06/11/25
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Aromatic theater stage electric furnace
  08/12/25
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duck-like nighttime library
  08/12/25
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Sick embarrassed to the bone alpha
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Bipolar indian lodge
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Twinkling sanctuary karate
  08/14/13
lmao
mustard razzle ratface boltzmann
  05/12/15
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Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone
  12/11/24
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violent shaky tanning salon organic girlfriend
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Bipolar indian lodge
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Titillating potus
  08/14/13
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vivacious forum
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Free-loading principal's office giraffe
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
rofl
mustard razzle ratface boltzmann
  08/14/13
180
lascivious depressive fanboi
  08/14/13
rofl
Pink narrow-minded parlour
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Coral internal respiration piazza
  08/14/13
lol
judgmental harsh native useless brakes
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Swashbuckling white institution
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demanding vibrant trump supporter
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Stimulating fishy casino gaming laptop
  03/24/21
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Crimson Brethren Prole
  02/16/23
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Aromatic theater stage electric furnace
  08/12/25
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Wine mad-dog skullcap location
  08/14/13
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vivacious forum
  08/14/13
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Wine mad-dog skullcap location
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Twinkling sanctuary karate
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Wine mad-dog skullcap location
  08/14/13
best of thread
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
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Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
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violent shaky tanning salon organic girlfriend
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
violent shaky tanning salon organic girlfriend
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
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vivacious forum
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
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vivacious forum
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
vivacious forum
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Mahogany abode
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Twinkling sanctuary karate
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
razzle-dazzle orchestra pit
  08/14/13
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mustard razzle ratface boltzmann
  08/14/13
180
Claret locale
  08/14/13
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Excitant dragon mental disorder
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Swashbuckling white institution
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Hairraiser church
  08/17/13
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aqua charismatic stock car
  01/19/16
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wonderful naked multi-billionaire space
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
razzle-dazzle orchestra pit
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
lol
appetizing lavender den
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Wine mad-dog skullcap location
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
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Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Yapping station
  08/14/13
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cracking honey-headed meetinghouse
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Wine mad-dog skullcap location
  08/14/13
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Chartreuse Step-uncle's House Jewess
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
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Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
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Effete burgundy death wish heaven
  09/11/13
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Effete burgundy death wish heaven
  02/16/23
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Stimulating fishy casino gaming laptop
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Heady bearded house affirmative action
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Supple shrine boiling water
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Free-loading principal's office giraffe
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Free-loading principal's office giraffe
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
lascivious depressive fanboi
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Submissive walnut base reading party
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Domesticated stage
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Supple shrine boiling water
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Heady bearded house affirmative action
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
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Hideous Newt
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Supple shrine boiling water
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Supple shrine boiling water
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Supple shrine boiling water
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Supple shrine boiling water
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Supple shrine boiling water
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Supple shrine boiling water
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
vivacious forum
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
vivacious forum
  08/14/13
whatever
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
passionate umber temple
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Wine mad-dog skullcap location
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
lol
Claret locale
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
180
lascivious depressive fanboi
  08/14/13
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Cruel-hearted stirring chad idea he suggested
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Wine mad-dog skullcap location
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Nudist bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
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Nudist bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
lascivious depressive fanboi
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
lascivious depressive fanboi
  08/14/13
lol tyft
vivacious forum
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
vivacious forum
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
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Awkward Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Claret locale
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Exciting rambunctious spot circlehead
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
arousing legal warrant
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
lascivious depressive fanboi
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
lascivious depressive fanboi
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
lascivious depressive fanboi
  08/14/13
165
insecure fear-inspiring site
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
lmao
vivacious forum
  08/14/13
...
Hideous Newt
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Flesh nursing home
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
iridescent curious personal credit line
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Hairraiser church
  08/14/13
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Nudist bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
Pics?
angry masturbator cuckoldry
  08/14/13
link?
Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone
  08/17/13
...
mustard razzle ratface boltzmann
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Jet learning disabled public bath rigpig
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
glittery place of business property
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Sticky kitchen
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
big milky antidepressant drug milk
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
big milky antidepressant drug milk
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
big milky antidepressant drug milk
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Concupiscible doctorate
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Poppy travel guidebook
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
big milky antidepressant drug milk
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Contagious Mischievous Laser Beams Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
Underrated
insecure fear-inspiring site
  08/15/13
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demanding vibrant trump supporter
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Poppy travel guidebook
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Contagious Mischievous Laser Beams Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Silver french chef
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Aphrodisiac pozpig
  08/14/13
lol
judgmental harsh native useless brakes
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Aphrodisiac pozpig
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
judgmental harsh native useless brakes
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Aphrodisiac pozpig
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Poppy travel guidebook
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Trip becky roast beef
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Heady bearded house affirmative action
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
electric startling main people
  08/14/13
180
onyx faggotry
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
judgmental harsh native useless brakes
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Swashbuckling white institution
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
judgmental harsh native useless brakes
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Rusted soul-stirring stag film tattoo
  08/14/13
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Outnumbered haunted graveyard church building
  08/14/13
180
big milky antidepressant drug milk
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Contagious Mischievous Laser Beams Factory Reset Button
  08/15/13
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Sticky kitchen
  08/17/13
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bossy plaza legend
  09/11/13
Lmao
Amber floppy sweet tailpipe
  06/07/17
...
Aromatic theater stage electric furnace
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
smoky crawly field corn cake
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Rusted soul-stirring stag film tattoo
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
talking really tough guy
  08/14/13
lol
big milky antidepressant drug milk
  08/14/13
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Galvanic anal dingle berry chapel
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Filthy Mood
  08/14/13
180
Fragrant persian rehab
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
laughsome sound barrier school cafeteria
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Sooty Marvelous Hell
  08/17/13
poignant
Bull headed crystalline blood rage
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
thriller nofapping lodge
  08/17/13
...
Rusted soul-stirring stag film tattoo
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
bossy plaza legend
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Effete burgundy death wish heaven
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Silver french chef
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Saffron Fighting Point
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Orange deep shitlib
  12/28/13
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Splenetic Cruise Ship
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Vigorous Dead Kitty Selfie
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
dashing out-of-control state nowag
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Odious son of senegal
  03/10/14
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aqua charismatic stock car
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Yapping station
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Lemon Costumed Fortuitous Meteor
  01/19/16
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Swashbuckling white institution
  10/25/17
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Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone
  11/29/15
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Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone
  12/23/15
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aqua charismatic stock car
  01/05/16
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Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone
  03/13/16
I want pizza
swollen gold macaca
  06/07/17
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Lemon Costumed Fortuitous Meteor
  09/22/17
...
Hairraiser church
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Buff Metal Box Office Partner
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
High-end chrome market
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Buff Metal Box Office Partner
  07/18/18
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Stimulating fishy casino gaming laptop
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Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone
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Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone
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Irradiated gas station
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Hairraiser church



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: mustard razzle ratface boltzmann

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: vivacious forum

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored green yarmulke

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Saffron Fighting Point

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: aqua charismatic stock car

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: flirting boyish mad cow disease business firm



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Hairless histrionic messiness candlestick maker

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: demanding vibrant trump supporter



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: lascivious depressive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Crimson Brethren Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: violent shaky tanning salon organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Sick embarrassed to the bone alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Aromatic theater stage electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: duck-like nighttime library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Sick embarrassed to the bone alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Bipolar indian lodge

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Twinkling sanctuary karate

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: mustard razzle ratface boltzmann

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: violent shaky tanning salon organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Bipolar indian lodge

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Titillating potus

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: vivacious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Free-loading principal's office giraffe

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: mustard razzle ratface boltzmann

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: lascivious depressive fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Pink narrow-minded parlour

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Coral internal respiration piazza

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: judgmental harsh native useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling white institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: demanding vibrant trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Stimulating fishy casino gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Crimson Brethren Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Aromatic theater stage electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Wine mad-dog skullcap location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: vivacious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Wine mad-dog skullcap location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Twinkling sanctuary karate

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Wine mad-dog skullcap location

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: violent shaky tanning salon organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: violent shaky tanning salon organic girlfriend

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: vivacious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: vivacious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: vivacious forum

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Mahogany abode

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Twinkling sanctuary karate

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle orchestra pit

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: mustard razzle ratface boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Claret locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Excitant dragon mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling white institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Hairraiser church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: aqua charismatic stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: wonderful naked multi-billionaire space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle orchestra pit

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: appetizing lavender den

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Wine mad-dog skullcap location

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Yapping station

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: cracking honey-headed meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Wine mad-dog skullcap location

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse Step-uncle's House Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Effete burgundy death wish heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Effete burgundy death wish heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Stimulating fishy casino gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Heady bearded house affirmative action

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Supple shrine boiling water

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Free-loading principal's office giraffe

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Free-loading principal's office giraffe

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: lascivious depressive fanboi

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Submissive walnut base reading party

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Domesticated stage

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Supple shrine boiling water

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Heady bearded house affirmative action

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Hideous Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Supple shrine boiling water

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Supple shrine boiling water

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Supple shrine boiling water

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Supple shrine boiling water

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Supple shrine boiling water

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Supple shrine boiling water

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: vivacious forum

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: vivacious forum

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: passionate umber temple

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Wine mad-dog skullcap location

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Claret locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: lascivious depressive fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted stirring chad idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Wine mad-dog skullcap location

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Nudist bawdyhouse

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Nudist bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: lascivious depressive fanboi

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: lascivious depressive fanboi

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: vivacious forum

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: vivacious forum

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Awkward Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Claret locale

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Exciting rambunctious spot circlehead

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: arousing legal warrant

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: lascivious depressive fanboi

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: lascivious depressive fanboi

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: lascivious depressive fanboi

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: insecure fear-inspiring site

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: vivacious forum

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Hideous Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Flesh nursing home

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: iridescent curious personal credit line

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser church

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Nudist bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: angry masturbator cuckoldry

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: mustard razzle ratface boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Jet learning disabled public bath rigpig

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: glittery place of business property

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Sticky kitchen

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: big milky antidepressant drug milk

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: big milky antidepressant drug milk

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: big milky antidepressant drug milk

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Poppy travel guidebook

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: big milky antidepressant drug milk

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Contagious Mischievous Laser Beams Factory Reset Button

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: insecure fear-inspiring site

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: demanding vibrant trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Poppy travel guidebook

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Contagious Mischievous Laser Beams Factory Reset Button

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Silver french chef

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Pearly abusive twinkling uncleanness

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pozpig

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: judgmental harsh native useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pozpig

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: judgmental harsh native useless brakes

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pozpig

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Poppy travel guidebook

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Trip becky roast beef

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Heady bearded house affirmative action

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: electric startling main people

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: onyx faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: judgmental harsh native useless brakes

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling white institution

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: judgmental harsh native useless brakes

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Rusted soul-stirring stag film tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered haunted graveyard church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: big milky antidepressant drug milk

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Contagious Mischievous Laser Beams Factory Reset Button



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Sticky kitchen



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: bossy plaza legend



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Amber floppy sweet tailpipe

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Aromatic theater stage electric furnace



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: smoky crawly field corn cake

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Rusted soul-stirring stag film tattoo

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: talking really tough guy

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: big milky antidepressant drug milk

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Galvanic anal dingle berry chapel



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Filthy Mood

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Fragrant persian rehab

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: laughsome sound barrier school cafeteria

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Sooty Marvelous Hell

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Bull headed crystalline blood rage

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: thriller nofapping lodge

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Rusted soul-stirring stag film tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: bossy plaza legend

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Effete burgundy death wish heaven

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Silver french chef

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Saffron Fighting Point

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Orange deep shitlib

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Splenetic Cruise Ship



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Vigorous Dead Kitty Selfie

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: dashing out-of-control state nowag

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Odious son of senegal

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: aqua charismatic stock car



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Yapping station

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Lemon Costumed Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling white institution



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: aqua charismatic stock car



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: swollen gold macaca

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Lemon Costumed Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser church



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Buff Metal Box Office Partner

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: High-end chrome market

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Buff Metal Box Office Partner

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Stimulating fishy casino gaming laptop



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kink-friendly telephone



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Irradiated gas station



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Stimulating fishy casino gaming laptop



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Stimulating fishy casino gaming laptop



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