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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
nofapping contagious gas station
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Aphrodisiac House
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
nofapping contagious gas station
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Aphrodisiac House
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
nofapping contagious gas station
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Aphrodisiac House
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
nofapping contagious gas station
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Aphrodisiac House
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
nofapping contagious gas station
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Aphrodisiac House
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
nofapping contagious gas station
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Pearl rebellious patrolman
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
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  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
nofapping contagious gas station
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Plum cocky internal respiration church
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
nofapping contagious gas station
  08/18/13
180
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac House

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac House

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac House

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac House

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac House

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Cordovan razzle macaca personal credit line

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Cordovan razzle macaca personal credit line

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Sick crotch

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: azure provocative shrine

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Walnut doobsian cuckoldry halford



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Vibrant Insecure Spot

(millenial problems)

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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: azure provocative shrine



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: odious locus blood rage



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: bipolar reading party



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: High-end Trust Fund

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Mewling sepia school cafeteria

180000000000

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Pearl rebellious patrolman

what is a butt plug

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Plum cocky internal respiration church

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Plum cocky internal respiration church

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Plum cocky internal respiration church

180

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac House

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac House

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac House

EXPLAIN

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac House

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: cerebral address fat ankles



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression forum



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: heady background story

crying laughing at this

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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Hot dog poop headpube



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: alcoholic supple double fault

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser arrogant bbw pit

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Plum cocky internal respiration church

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: vivacious green feces indian lodge



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: adventurous zombie-like coldplay fan



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: azure provocative shrine



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

She’s watching the grandkids now.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Haunting field quadroon



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: 180 Lodge

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: carnelian mind-boggling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: emerald parlor travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: exhilarant vengeful pervert incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: stirring bawdyhouse party of the first part

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Insanely creepy chocolate pisswyrm

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Hideous Whorehouse

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Hideous Whorehouse

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: splenetic temple

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Insanely creepy chocolate pisswyrm

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Cordovan razzle macaca personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: massive disgusting nibblets

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: carnelian mind-boggling sanctuary

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Plum cocky internal respiration church

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: alcoholic supple double fault

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: azure provocative shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Talented locale idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Talented locale idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: azure provocative shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: exhilarant vengeful pervert incel

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Mewling sepia school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: odious locus blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Aqua abode

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: outnumbered tank lay

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: outnumbered tank lay

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: outnumbered tank lay

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: outnumbered tank lay

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: spectacular garrison queen of the night

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: outnumbered tank lay

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: outnumbered tank lay

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: outnumbered tank lay

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: spectacular garrison queen of the night

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: lavender yapping base

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse stimulating office circlehead

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: outnumbered tank lay

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: outnumbered tank lay

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: outnumbered tank lay

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Pearl rebellious patrolman

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Pearl rebellious patrolman

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: costumed candlestick maker

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: costumed candlestick maker

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: outnumbered tank lay

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: electric ultramarine step-uncle's house idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: alcoholic degenerate striped hyena

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: peach telephone set

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Overrated charismatic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: cyan violent mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: out-of-control fantasy-prone dragon chapel

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: bateful abusive laser beams

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Brass laughsome school

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: drab hunting ground

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: heady background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: slate fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Overrated charismatic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Titillating station karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: alcoholic supple double fault

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: nofapping contagious gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: electric ultramarine step-uncle's house idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#50002879)