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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
chrome principal's office
  09/15/13
explain.
Overrated cordovan voyeur
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
chrome principal's office
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Godawful Indecent Filthpig
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
wonderful jet-lagged set sound barrier
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
mischievous umber incel
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Vivacious Orchid Toaster Selfie
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
transparent shrine
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Godawful Indecent Filthpig
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
infuriating parlour
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Maroon free-loading abode affirmative action
  09/15/13
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Plum stimulating antidepressant drug juggernaut
  09/15/13
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Overrated cordovan voyeur
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Godawful Indecent Filthpig
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
chrome principal's office
  09/15/13
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Thriller indian lodge
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
jet big whorehouse
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Swollen school dragon
  09/15/13
its ok.
chrome principal's office
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
ruby cuckoldry toilet seat
  09/25/15
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chrome principal's office
  12/03/15
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offensive hominid temple
  12/03/15
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chrome principal's office
  01/22/16
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Frisky hall sneaky criminal
  01/22/16
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Thriller indian lodge
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
chrome principal's office
  06/22/16
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offensive hominid temple
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
chrome principal's office
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Laughsome corner philosopher-king
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
chrome principal's office
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Laughsome corner philosopher-king
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
chrome principal's office
  06/21/17
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chrome principal's office
  03/16/18
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chrome principal's office
  05/16/18
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chrome principal's office
  07/03/19
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stubborn parlor laser beams
  07/03/19
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chrome principal's office
  07/30/19
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chrome principal's office
  02/11/23
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erotic hyperventilating point
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
swashbuckling purple sanctuary
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
green prole ratface
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
avocado pervert
  02/11/23
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Well-lubricated heady hissy fit milk
  10/25/23
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  03/10/24
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Overrated cordovan voyeur

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Godawful Indecent Filthpig

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: wonderful jet-lagged set sound barrier

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: mischievous umber incel

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Vivacious Orchid Toaster Selfie

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: transparent shrine

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Godawful Indecent Filthpig

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: infuriating parlour

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Maroon free-loading abode affirmative action

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Plum stimulating antidepressant drug juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Overrated cordovan voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Godawful Indecent Filthpig

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Thriller indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: jet big whorehouse

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Swollen school dragon

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: ruby cuckoldry toilet seat

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: chrome principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: offensive hominid temple

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Frisky hall sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Thriller indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: offensive hominid temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Laughsome corner philosopher-king

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Laughsome corner philosopher-king

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: chrome principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: chrome principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: stubborn parlor laser beams

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: erotic hyperventilating point

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling purple sanctuary

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: green prole ratface

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: avocado pervert

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated heady hissy fit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: chrome principal's office

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