\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Shaky black factory reset button
  11/17/13
...
Pearly lay
  02/09/14
...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  12/01/13
...
plum adulterous senate
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Hot hall fortuitous meteor
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
stimulating parlour karate
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Mustard concupiscible cruise ship
  11/18/13
tp
Battle Diaper Alita
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
sepia jewess
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
plum adulterous senate
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
sapphire mexican locale
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
big ruddy stain
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Useless Base Boistinker
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Crimson nursing home
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
aphrodisiac kitchen
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Appetizing carmine incel
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Idiotic cruel-hearted trust fund
  04/07/16
...
Vigorous lilac mad-dog skullcap
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
thriller snowy hospital
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
laughsome slate giraffe
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Blue Casino
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
indigo glittery national jew
  11/17/13
?
Stubborn Beady-eyed Striped Hyena Legend
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
garnet lodge private investor
  11/18/13
Well?
spectacular flirting abode stock car
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Trip bull headed spot ladyboy
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Medicated boyish school
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
plum adulterous senate
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
tripping fluffy market
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Chest-beating anal brethren
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Medicated boyish school
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Medicated boyish school
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Chest-beating anal brethren
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Medicated boyish school
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
You're done here
amethyst space
  11/19/13
(idiot)
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
...
sinister nowag foreskin
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Harsh Parlor
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
sinister nowag foreskin
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Crimson nursing home
  11/17/13
...
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
sinister nowag foreskin
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Soul-stirring Frisky Psychic
  11/17/13
only?
Harsh Parlor
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/17/13
...
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
...
Vibrant roast beef
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Crusty charismatic corn cake pit
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Chest-beating anal brethren
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Disrespectful onyx den
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
sinister nowag foreskin
  11/17/13
lol
Disrespectful onyx den
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Crusty charismatic corn cake pit
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Harsh Parlor
  11/17/13
lmao.
Mustard concupiscible cruise ship
  11/18/13
cq
Razzmatazz frozen dog poop reading party
  03/03/24
...
Battle Diaper Alita
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
scarlet insecure new version sandwich
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Mustard concupiscible cruise ship
  11/18/13
Underrated
Costumed stag film pocket flask
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
ungodly location multi-billionaire
  12/22/14
tyft mental image
Pink curious mediation stage
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
Wonderful sweet tailpipe
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
contagious cobalt mood bbw
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
contagious cobalt mood bbw
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Crusty charismatic corn cake pit
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
Chrome arousing liquid oxygen prole
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
scarlet insecure new version sandwich
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
contagious cobalt mood bbw
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
scarlet insecure new version sandwich
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
sinister nowag foreskin
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
contagious cobalt mood bbw
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Abnormal water buffalo step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
contagious cobalt mood bbw
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
contagious cobalt mood bbw
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Abnormal water buffalo step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Abnormal water buffalo step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Abnormal water buffalo step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
scarlet insecure new version sandwich
  11/17/13
LOL
big ruddy stain
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
contagious cobalt mood bbw
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
scarlet insecure new version sandwich
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
contagious cobalt mood bbw
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
scarlet insecure new version sandwich
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
swashbuckling stead
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
tripping fluffy market
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Drunken wrinkle
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Dashing misanthropic associate stage
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
contagious cobalt mood bbw
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
scarlet insecure new version sandwich
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
Costumed stag film pocket flask
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Harsh Parlor
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/17/13
well executed flame
doobsian low-t gaming laptop
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Cracking trailer park internal respiration
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
orange pungent yarmulke
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
Avocado theatre wagecucks
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
scarlet insecure new version sandwich
  11/17/13
...
Hateful point
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
Maniacal Flickering Tattoo
  11/18/13
...
awkward dull travel guidebook
  11/18/13
...
Hateful point
  11/18/13
...
deranged athletic conference
  11/18/13
the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Magenta submissive personal credit line
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Magenta submissive personal credit line
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
wine haunted graveyard
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
Cerebral effete coldplay fan
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
wine haunted graveyard
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Nubile Mauve Tanning Salon Sex Offender
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Nubile Mauve Tanning Salon Sex Offender
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
wine haunted graveyard
  11/18/13
...
outnumbered locus
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
adventurous bawdyhouse blood rage
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
wine haunted graveyard
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Maniacal Flickering Tattoo
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
garnet lodge private investor
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
territorial orchestra pit boiling water
  11/18/13
ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
Fragrant ticket booth
  11/18/13
(Jeff Bridges)
Flatulent exciting main people area
  11/18/13
...
Vibrant roast beef
  11/19/13
best thread i've read on XO in over a year
mind-boggling house
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Pontificating Disgusting Electric Furnace Feces
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/19/13
...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
Cracking trailer park internal respiration
  12/17/13
...
Infuriating kink-friendly messiness menage
  12/22/14
...
talented candlestick maker
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
citrine big-titted hunting ground
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Cracking trailer park internal respiration
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
hairraiser gay wizard
  12/17/13
...
Supple violent set
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
Jet-lagged legal warrant cuckoldry
  03/08/14
...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Pink curious mediation stage
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
Mentally impaired razzle temple
  12/22/14
and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
up-to-no-good twisted black woman
  12/22/14
Uh they do
provocative naked gaping
  12/22/14
...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  01/13/15
(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
Pink curious mediation stage
  01/15/15
Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in t...
bat-shit-crazy property
  01/15/15
...
Flesh station antidepressant drug
  03/24/15
...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  12/01/15
...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  01/03/16
...
Idiotic cruel-hearted trust fund
  04/07/16
I cant believe ive never seen this thread before. Ty for ...
Balding keepsake machete macaca
  04/07/16
This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads...
Bronze mad cow disease
  04/07/16
...
sienna comical piazza
  04/07/16
HOF thread
Idiotic cruel-hearted trust fund
  05/12/16
...
French Address Background Story
  09/24/16
...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  11/09/18
...
cowardly walnut meetinghouse
  03/12/19
...
Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib
  05/25/19
...
Titillating cuck patrolman
  12/10/19
...
electric olive indian lodge
  12/10/19
...
thriller snowy hospital
  03/03/24
a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread
Histrionic home
  03/03/24
...
Cordovan Center
  03/03/24
...
Diverse maize shrine partner
  03/03/24
...
Dessert Fox
  11/03/25
...
Battle Diaper Alita
  11/03/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458418)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Shaky black factory reset button

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458428)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Pearly lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24982725)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24547190)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: plum adulterous senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458433)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Hot hall fortuitous meteor

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458436)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: stimulating parlour karate

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458514)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Mustard concupiscible cruise ship

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461748)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#49397901)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: sepia jewess

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24547218)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458438)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: plum adulterous senate

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458449)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458489)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458506)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458508)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: sapphire mexican locale

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#26978690)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: big ruddy stain

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#26979134)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Useless Base Boistinker

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#39243557)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Crimson nursing home

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458439)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458473)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac kitchen

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458499)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458512)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Appetizing carmine incel

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#25065607)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Idiotic cruel-hearted trust fund

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#30219428)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Vigorous lilac mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#39243547)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: thriller snowy hospital

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#47457791)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: laughsome slate giraffe

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458443)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Blue Casino

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458462)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: indigo glittery national jew

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458521)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Stubborn Beady-eyed Striped Hyena Legend

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458496)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: garnet lodge private investor

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24463478)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: spectacular flirting abode stock car

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#25065592)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Trip bull headed spot ladyboy

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#27546867)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Medicated boyish school

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458447)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: plum adulterous senate

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458467)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: tripping fluffy market

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458471)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Chest-beating anal brethren

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458478)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Medicated boyish school

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458491)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458502)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Medicated boyish school

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458528)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Chest-beating anal brethren

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458515)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458520)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458486)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Medicated boyish school

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458510)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458518)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458527)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: amethyst space

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24467126)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458492)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: sinister nowag foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458483)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Harsh Parlor

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458503)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458525)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: sinister nowag foreskin

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458539)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Crimson nursing home

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458550)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: big ruddy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458557)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: sinister nowag foreskin

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458566)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Frisky Psychic

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458546)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Harsh Parlor

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458563)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458573)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458638)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: big ruddy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458645)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Vibrant roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24467489)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Crusty charismatic corn cake pit

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458569)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458630)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Chest-beating anal brethren

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458650)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful onyx den

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458667)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: sinister nowag foreskin

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458771)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Disrespectful onyx den

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458776)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Crusty charismatic corn cake pit

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458853)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Harsh Parlor

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458906)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Mustard concupiscible cruise ship

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461754)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz frozen dog poop reading party

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#47457841)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#49397902)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: scarlet insecure new version sandwich

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458640)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Mustard concupiscible cruise ship

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461763)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Costumed stag film pocket flask

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24463376)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: ungodly location multi-billionaire

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#26978677)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Pink curious mediation stage

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#26979022)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Wonderful sweet tailpipe

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#26979481)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: contagious cobalt mood bbw

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458652)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458664)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: contagious cobalt mood bbw

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458786)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458683)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Crusty charismatic corn cake pit

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458752)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458789)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Chrome arousing liquid oxygen prole

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458843)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: scarlet insecure new version sandwich

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458769)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: contagious cobalt mood bbw

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458790)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: scarlet insecure new version sandwich

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458796)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: sinister nowag foreskin

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458803)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458801)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: contagious cobalt mood bbw

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458874)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Abnormal water buffalo step-uncle's house

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458881)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458893)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458888)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: contagious cobalt mood bbw

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458911)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458913)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: contagious cobalt mood bbw

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458922)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458939)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Abnormal water buffalo step-uncle's house

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458955)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458991)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Abnormal water buffalo step-uncle's house

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458921)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Abnormal water buffalo step-uncle's house

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458814)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: scarlet insecure new version sandwich

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458850)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: big ruddy stain

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458868)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: contagious cobalt mood bbw

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458891)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: scarlet insecure new version sandwich

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458899)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: contagious cobalt mood bbw

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458914)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: scarlet insecure new version sandwich

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458934)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling stead

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24464253)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: tripping fluffy market

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458912)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Drunken wrinkle

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24459190)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Dashing misanthropic associate stage

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461579)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458916)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: contagious cobalt mood bbw

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458937)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: scarlet insecure new version sandwich

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458946)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Costumed stag film pocket flask

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24463420)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Harsh Parlor

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458923)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458985)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: doobsian low-t gaming laptop

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24458942)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Cracking trailer park internal respiration

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24660691)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: orange pungent yarmulke

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24459061)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Avocado theatre wagecucks

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24459141)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: scarlet insecure new version sandwich

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24459165)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Hateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24463475)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Maniacal Flickering Tattoo

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24460025)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: awkward dull travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24460301)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Hateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24463481)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: deranged athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24460568)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Magenta submissive personal credit line

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24460761)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24460970)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Magenta submissive personal credit line

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24463445)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24460980)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: wine haunted graveyard

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461533)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Cerebral effete coldplay fan

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461562)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: wine haunted graveyard

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461620)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Nubile Mauve Tanning Salon Sex Offender

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461546)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461577)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Nubile Mauve Tanning Salon Sex Offender

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461581)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: wine haunted graveyard

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461597)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: outnumbered locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461615)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: adventurous bawdyhouse blood rage

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461608)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461643)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: wine haunted graveyard

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24461671)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Maniacal Flickering Tattoo

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24467435)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: garnet lodge private investor

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24463468)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: territorial orchestra pit boiling water

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24463397)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Fragrant ticket booth

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24463492)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Flatulent exciting main people area

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24464186)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Vibrant roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24467490)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: mind-boggling house

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24467505)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Pontificating Disgusting Electric Furnace Feces

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24468690)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24468814)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24604642)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Cracking trailer park internal respiration

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24660687)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Infuriating kink-friendly messiness menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#26978958)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: talented candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24660669)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: citrine big-titted hunting ground

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24660765)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Cracking trailer park internal respiration

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24660784)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: hairraiser gay wizard

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24660786)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Supple violent set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24660798)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#24661104)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Jet-lagged legal warrant cuckoldry

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#25152884)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#26978590)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Pink curious mediation stage

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#26979019)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Mentally impaired razzle temple

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#26979031)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: up-to-no-good twisted black woman

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#26979235)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: provocative naked gaping

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#26979504)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#27109515)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Pink curious mediation stage

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#27120838)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy property

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#27120668)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Flesh station antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#27546822)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#29287414)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#29510766)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Idiotic cruel-hearted trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#30219423)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Balding keepsake machete macaca

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#30219497)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Bronze mad cow disease

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#30219500)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: sienna comical piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#30219569)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Idiotic cruel-hearted trust fund

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#30464144)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: French Address Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#31480262)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#37197656)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: cowardly walnut meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#37918578)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#38290169)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Titillating cuck patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#39243529)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: electric olive indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#39243540)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: thriller snowy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#47457788)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Histrionic home

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#47457795)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Cordovan Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#47457883)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Diverse maize shrine partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#47457843)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Dessert Fox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#49397800)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2).#49397898)