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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: fuchsia state messiness

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: flirting motley kitchen cuck



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: underhanded puce address jew



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: impertinent galvanic jap famous landscape painting



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: vengeful ticket booth dragon



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Avocado abode

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: adventurous windowlicker selfie



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: fuchsia state messiness



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: stubborn old irish cottage parlour

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: effete rose rehab

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Crawly cruise ship sneaky criminal

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone tanning salon



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Boyish Judgmental Business Firm Organic Girlfriend

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: pink marvelous place of business boistinker

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: fuchsia state messiness



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: pink marvelous place of business boistinker



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: pink marvelous place of business boistinker

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Insecure goyim

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: pink marvelous place of business boistinker

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Insecure goyim

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Supple giraffe really tough guy

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: indigo electric indirect expression home

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: pink marvelous place of business boistinker



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: pink marvelous place of business boistinker



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: indigo electric indirect expression home

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: harsh odious people who are hurt market



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: chest-beating sooty filthpig trump supporter

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: indigo electric indirect expression home

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Supple giraffe really tough guy



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Territorial Stimulating Gunner Volcanic Crater

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: pink marvelous place of business boistinker



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Irradiated legend resort

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: pink marvelous place of business boistinker



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Irradiated legend resort

was literally thinking about this yesterday

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: sticky pearl point faggotry

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: mind-boggling institution knife

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: disturbing concupiscible national security agency



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling institution knife

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: sticky pearl point faggotry



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Tripping whorehouse halford

What a great phrase.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Turquoise Flickering Becky



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring tank



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: fuchsia state messiness

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
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Author: pink marvelous place of business boistinker



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Author: pink marvelous place of business boistinker



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Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

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