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Hedge Fund releases 294 page review of Olive Garden (not flame)

http://shareholdersfordarden.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/...
Wine charismatic toilet seat point
  09/13/14
good stuff starts on page 158
Wine charismatic toilet seat point
  09/13/14
JUST DO SALTT THE FUCKING WATER BRO, ITS THE FIRST STEP IM W...
pink hospital
  09/13/14
How dare a corp give out ONE extra bread stick or pay its wo...
Maroon shivering area
  09/13/14
bro if you read the actual presentation you'll see that they...
Wine charismatic toilet seat point
  09/13/14
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-F_FIb9dxW1c/UcppMEvurOI/AAAAAAAAKr...
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Concupiscible windowlicker gunner
  09/13/14
and again on one of their conclusion slides: "Olive ...
Wine charismatic toilet seat point
  09/13/14
Now pay them $20 million for saying what everyone already kn...
aquamarine deranged tanning salon double fault
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LOL if you think they're being paid $20 million for this rep...
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  09/13/14
(Bro who doesn't know how hedge funds work)
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  09/13/14
(Are Reptile)
Gay cumskin chapel
  09/13/14
wow, ur dumb
Gay cumskin chapel
  10/10/14
Greed is good
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  09/13/14
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  09/13/14
Slides 167-170 are also credited as fuckkkkk, they took pict...
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  09/13/14
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  09/13/14
I personally love the chicken topped vegetable lasagna. You ...
aquamarine deranged tanning salon double fault
  09/13/14
Lmao
Cracking native
  09/13/14
why we are so interested in this? i remember extended discus...
Concupiscible windowlicker gunner
  09/13/14
Bro I cannot tell you how PUMPED UP I got reading this slide...
Wine charismatic toilet seat point
  09/13/14
...
saffron roast beef gaping
  09/13/14
as i am reading through it, it's as if i can see Tuscany in ...
Concupiscible windowlicker gunner
  09/13/14
Its supposed to be tuscan! Wow, OG really has gotten off mes...
Wine charismatic toilet seat point
  09/13/14
fixed.
Concupiscible windowlicker gunner
  09/13/14
180 billion
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(Guy who would be in ISIS if born in Iraq)
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  12/22/19
I feel this way too. I want to implement this vision.
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HE'S GOING AFTER THE BREADSTICKS
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Tuscan” White Bean Hummus
Concupiscible windowlicker gunner
  09/13/14
I will be reading the report while finishing my morning coff...
flushed market
  09/13/14
These fuckers are efficient with they words...the sale of th...
flushed market
  09/13/14
Had to keep the presentation down to a manageable 294 pages ...
Tantric half-breed
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(Lawyer who immediately focuses on correct usage of parenthe...
Wine charismatic toilet seat point
  09/13/14
Bro I was for the analysts before I was against them and now...
flushed market
  09/13/14
Boomers gonna boom pg 56 - Darden bases its CEO compensat...
flushed market
  09/13/14
Should have just done BIGCHAIN RESTAURANT GM track: pg 67...
flushed market
  09/13/14
do you have any idea how bad it sucks to be a GM at a corpor...
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
  09/13/14
$100K comp with a HS diploma, get to indulge in a steadily r...
citrine crackhouse
  09/13/14
100K is very rare and contingent on hitting every single bon...
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
  09/13/14
Just set the bar very low like Darden senior management.
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devastating
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lol
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BOOMERS GONNA BOOM pg 94 - Management utilizes private a...
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Breadstick rules pg 104 - Servers placed one breadstick p...
flushed market
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lol
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Pg 106 same thing with salad.
Gay cumskin chapel
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pg 108 - Non-standardized To-Go bags and microwavable to-go ...
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pg 111 - Why do the togo containers need to be dishwasher...
flushed market
  09/13/14
lol, 180
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lmao
black twinkling uncleanness
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This one is the most devastating.
Gay cumskin chapel
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pg 123 - For example, Olive Garden restaurants are often bus...
flushed market
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Lol at these scumbags foregoing profit to spite workers.
citrine crackhouse
  09/13/14
this is one of the most retarded things I've ever read and s...
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
  09/13/14
the hedgefunders, or darden management? this could be an int...
Mustard office wrinkle
  09/13/14
darden. It's business suicide to turn people away because yo...
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
  09/13/14
...
Fishy zombie-like trump supporter giraffe
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BOOMERS
Concupiscible windowlicker gunner
  09/13/14
pg 134 - Darden does not even have an Olive Garden app!
flushed market
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honestly, if you can't even think to get the single greatest...
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pg 136 - The Company is lacking appeal to Millennials. – In...
flushed market
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This one is hilarious.
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pg 142 - Only 8% of sales is from alcoholic beverages at Oli...
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pg 145 - 2013 alcohol sales as a % of total sales for casu...
flushed market
  09/13/14
how the fuck is buffalo wild wings only 22%?
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  06/23/15
pg 151 - On Friday and Saturday nights, the average Olive Ga...
flushed market
  09/13/14
False
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  09/13/14
rofl SELF CHECKOUT pg 152 - Tablets create a much more e...
flushed market
  09/13/14
actually a really good idea
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
  09/13/14
yea holy fuck these guys know what they are doing
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pg 163 - We believe the pasta is poorly handled and generall...
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But the POT WARRANTY!
marvelous idiot
  09/13/14
LOL.
Silver sanctuary
  09/13/14
That is fucking nuts. An "Italian" restaurant cari...
Silver sanctuary
  09/13/14
Did this get fixed?
marvelous idiot
  12/18/15
pg 166 - Before Olive Garden used to offer dishes suc...
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  09/13/14
ROFL at Tuscan Humus
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I fucking loved the Tortellini Fizzano, I was so pissed when...
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pg 175 - Olive Garden’s Yelp reviews are low in middle...
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this report makes me think a lot more positively of hedge fu...
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CR. One of America's great brands is being mismanaged and th...
Wine charismatic toilet seat point
  09/13/14
It's posts like this - insightful commentary - that I will s...
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  10/10/14
You mean Romney and his ilk aren't necessarily evil? Someone...
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  09/13/14
Everyone in finance is evil bro
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  06/23/15
uh, no. these scumbags also tell olive garden to serve sysco...
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  09/13/14
scumbags? if you actually read the report, they are obviousl...
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if you read the slide on soups, there's nothing in there abo...
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To improve quality and consistency and reduce costs, it is a...
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soup is very important to me.
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This is a high quality thread
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homemade soup is like the cheapest, easiest thing to make in...
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
  09/13/14
we are talking about olive garden soup bro. it's not hard to...
up-to-no-good lavender locale
  09/13/14
I don't know about OG or Italians soups specifically but you...
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
  09/13/14
You clearly have not met the quality of people working in OG...
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(not thomas keller)
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  09/13/14
hedge funds are still evil. this one is just good at PR
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olive garden is shit, pure shit. can the quality of the food...
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  09/13/14
Why is it bad they own their real estate?
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  09/13/14
Not a core competency, also they expanded so aggressively th...
Gay cumskin chapel
  09/13/14
But can't a landlord see that you're a deep pocketed chain a...
citrine crackhouse
  09/13/14
In practice, no. Commercial leases for something like tha...
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  09/13/14
heres the real answer these idiots dont understand its &q...
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good poast
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This reminds me of how glad I am that I didn't get an MBA. ...
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  09/13/14
As opposed to being the lawyer who checks their supply contr...
Wine charismatic toilet seat point
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" Majority of non-critical functions are still insource...
citrine crackhouse
  09/13/14
I don't do corporate work. I actually like my job mostly, w...
fear-inspiring appetizing hall rigor
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I find increasing breadstick efficiency to be far more inter...
Wine charismatic toilet seat point
  09/13/14
Agreed. Maximizing DAT BREADSTICK EFFICIENCY sounds like an ...
Cream exhilarant heaven
  09/13/14
Yeah, kitchen/restaurant work is pretty fun.
lake unhinged friendly grandma really tough guy
  09/13/14
The day-to-day work is the same regardless of whether you're...
marvelous idiot
  09/13/14
In my instance anyway, I like figuring out the best way to f...
fear-inspiring appetizing hall rigor
  09/13/14
ROFL, p 162 the Olive Garden burger and Spanish Style Tapas
Gay cumskin chapel
  09/13/14
Fu, Neverending pasta bowl was one of the highlights of my m...
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Businessinsider deems it a "masterpiece" http:/...
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http://i.imgur.com/EBkRI3L.jpg
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lulz
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180
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i'm dying
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180
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marvelous idiot
  09/13/14
(never been a consultant)
deep filthpig crotch
  09/13/14
Correct.
marvelous idiot
  09/13/14
yeah I wondered this too? Was this "presentation" ...
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
  09/13/14
It didn't get leaked it got published and circulated
Racy Ruby Tank
  09/13/14
By inundating the audience with facts & analysis, you ca...
deep filthpig crotch
  09/13/14
So it's not actually intended to be informative? If they're ...
marvelous idiot
  09/13/14
Clients usually don't want homework though. And it's more ho...
deep filthpig crotch
  09/13/14
The Starboard guys are great and know what they are doing. ...
Racy Ruby Tank
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(idiot that wants to get bullied by a landlord)
citrine crackhouse
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Nah I'm just a hedge fund brah who recognizes game. Starboar...
Racy Ruby Tank
  09/13/14
Senior breadstick analyst at hedge fund: 600k a year, summer...
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a damning indictment.
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i am loling at the emphasis on the "italian roots"...
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this is particularly brutal on upper management. they should...
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This dude that had a very bad day yesterday http://www.d...
deep filthpig crotch
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What does he make per year?
marvelous idiot
  09/13/14
this looks like a man who is frequently referred to as "...
Mustard office wrinkle
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the togo bags and straw shit is inecusable
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
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Page 165 - The breadsticks are like hot dog buns. "T...
marvelous idiot
  09/13/14
hedgefund guys actually recommend buying in the soup-bases n...
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
  09/13/14
they're talking about msg laden shit bullions.
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yeah of course it depends on the actual products being purch...
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
  09/13/14
Nothing wrong with MSG. Stop living in 1980.
marvelous idiot
  09/14/14
fairly large contradiction in the report in that they want t...
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
  09/13/14
I think it was a focus on an improvement to the breadsticks ...
deep filthpig crotch
  09/13/14
Yeah, but a lot of prep doesn't work if your kitchen staff i...
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  09/13/14
huh? there need to be people in the back doing shit constant...
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
  09/14/14
We're talking about Olive Garden bro.
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even in shitty corporate chain kitchen there is tons of prep...
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
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they're right about menu-size. the fact that management coul...
Violet blathering people who are hurt base
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"The lower quality refined flour breadsticks served tod...
Mahogany vigorous newt
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Read the thread. There are two synth reads on this point.
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  09/14/14
"Embrace the millennials but never leave the boomers be...
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"Recreate Italian authenticity within Olive Garden"...
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  09/14/14
*Makes millions advising Italian restaurant to salt the wate...
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  09/14/14
"Shockingly, Olive Garden no longer salts the water it ...
Gay cumskin chapel
  10/10/14
PWN PWN PWN these guys now control Olive Garden
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I used to like the Olive Garden even though everyone made fu...
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  10/10/14
well that's all turning around now
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Will it once again be a fun place to get drunk on girly cock...
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it's going to be an authentic taste of tuscany that serves f...
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Meh.
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lol
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I used to take dates to Olive Garden when I was underage bec...
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when you were there, you were FAMILY. Italians offer their t...
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Update: Olive Garden sales through the roof http://money....
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Hedge funds are evil bro
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And the company is now doing even more with its popular brea...
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They actually created an Olive Garden food truck to launch t...
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Stock is up HUGE since this
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thisx2
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  06/28/17
Salt in the pot lifts the stock!
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Update?
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  04/18/18
stock still up huge
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glittery doctorate digit ratio
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Classic thread. Nice find.
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Thanks, friend. I knew you would appreciate it.
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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:27 AM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point

http://shareholdersfordarden.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Transforming-Darden.pdf

holy shit, they really tear Olive Garden a new one here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320597)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point

good stuff starts on page 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320600)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: pink hospital

JUST DO SALTT THE FUCKING WATER BRO, ITS THE FIRST STEP IM WIKIPEDIA.

Some analyst there definitely poasts. Or would have in xo glory days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320603)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:34 AM
Author: Maroon shivering area

How dare a corp give out ONE extra bread stick or pay its workers one extra dollar per hour than needed... that is ARE money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320604)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:35 AM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point

bro if you read the actual presentation you'll see that they talk extensively about the need to make the breadsticks BETTER

EDIT: slide 165 is all about the breadsticks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320605)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:36 AM
Author: multi-colored copper orchestra pit

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-F_FIb9dxW1c/UcppMEvurOI/AAAAAAAAKro/X3vKzmn84mc/s1600/photo-1.JPG grow it big, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320607)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:41 AM
Author: Concupiscible windowlicker gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320612)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:40 AM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point

and again on one of their conclusion slides:

"Olive Garden’s breadsticks are part of the brand equity, as they come

to every

table. The breadsticks

need to be of the

highest quality,

with

a better

taste and

a firmer

texture, and each

table must

receive

hot

breadsticks."

these hedge fund bros are on our side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320609)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:41 AM
Author: aquamarine deranged tanning salon double fault

Now pay them $20 million for saying what everyone already knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320613)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:46 AM
Author: saffron roast beef gaping

LOL if you think they're being paid $20 million for this report. You seem dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320618)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Light death wish cruise ship

(Bro who doesn't know how hedge funds work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320888)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

(Are Reptile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322189)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

wow, ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492298)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: garnet indirect expression

Greed is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320802)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:25 AM
Author: Tantric half-breed

180 free verse poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320825)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:37 AM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point

Slides 167-170 are also credited as fuckkkkk, they took pictures of Olive Garden dishes at several different locations to show how OG sucks at execution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320608)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:47 AM
Author: saffron roast beef gaping

180000000000

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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:41 AM
Author: aquamarine deranged tanning salon double fault

I personally love the chicken topped vegetable lasagna. You cant do a chicken lasagna cause chicken gets too dry so you put the chicken on top. Its genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320610)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Cracking native

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320816)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Concupiscible windowlicker gunner

why we are so interested in this? i remember extended discussion of darden's report.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320614)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:46 AM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point

Bro I cannot tell you how PUMPED UP I got reading this slide deck. I am almost ready to quit my job and volunteer to be a manager at my local Olive Garden so that I can help these investors implement their vision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320620)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:48 AM
Author: saffron roast beef gaping



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Concupiscible windowlicker gunner

as i am reading through it, it's as if i can see Tuscany in my mind's eye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320630)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point

Its supposed to be tuscan! Wow, OG really has gotten off message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320717)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: Concupiscible windowlicker gunner

fixed.

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Date: September 13th, 2014 9:26 AM
Author: nudist talented abode antidepressant drug

180 billion

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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:17 AM
Author: flushed market



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Sapphire nursing home gay wizard



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: citrine crackhouse

(Guy who would be in ISIS if born in Iraq)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321200)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: abnormal weed whacker box office



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Fishy zombie-like trump supporter giraffe



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

I feel this way too. I want to implement this vision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322191)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Fishy zombie-like trump supporter giraffe



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:57 AM
Author: Mentally impaired menage selfie

HE'S GOING AFTER THE BREADSTICKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320637)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: black twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322160)



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Date: May 21st, 2024 10:51 AM
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Date: September 13th, 2014 9:04 AM
Author: Concupiscible windowlicker gunner

Tuscan” White Bean Hummus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320643)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: flushed market

I will be reading the report while finishing my morning coffee and beer and prepping for CFB. I will post my highlights in real time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320813)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: flushed market

These fuckers are efficient with they words...the sale of the Red Lobster (the "Red Lobster Sale")

pg 11 - Even after the sale of Red Lobster (the “Red Lobster Sale”), Darden still has the largest real estate portfolio in the casual dining industry, owning both the land and buildings on nearly 600 stores and the buildings on another 670.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320815)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: Tantric half-breed

Had to keep the presentation down to a manageable 294 pages bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320829)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point

(Lawyer who immediately focuses on correct usage of parentheticals over substance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320833)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: flushed market

Bro I was for the analysts before I was against them and now am FOR them again bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320837)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: flushed market

Boomers gonna boom

pg 56 - Darden bases its CEO compensation on companies 4-6x its size that

aren’t even in Darden’s industry, like VF Corporation, Hilton Hotels, General Mills, and Hershey, or quick-service restaurant

companies more than 15x its size like McDonald’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320834)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:37 AM
Author: flushed market

Should have just done BIGCHAIN RESTAURANT GM track:

pg 67 - Darden GMs:

$60,000 - $80,000 (per Darden

management)

Currently, Darden pays 15% - 25% of

total compensation as bonus

Best-in-class peers

$70,000 - $100,000

With a goal of promoting incentive

alignment within the organization,

best-in-class pay 30% - 40% of total

compensation as bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320848)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

do you have any idea how bad it sucks to be a GM at a corporate restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321331)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: citrine crackhouse

$100K comp with a HS diploma, get to indulge in a steadily replenished supply of young, fresh waitress pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321358)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

100K is very rare and contingent on hitting every single bonus (basically impossible)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321370)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: citrine crackhouse

Just set the bar very low like Darden senior management.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321388)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321410)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: outnumbered immigrant school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321416)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: abnormal weed whacker box office



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Fishy zombie-like trump supporter giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#39310538)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:45 AM
Author: flushed market

BOOMERS GONNA BOOM

pg 94 - Management utilizes private aircraft for most travel needs, even when it is more cost efficient and

reasonably convenient to fly commercial (one of the incumbent Board nominees sells private

aircraft services to Darden).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320867)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: flushed market

Breadstick rules

pg 104 - Servers placed one breadstick per guest plus one

breadstick for the table. For example, if you had 4

guests, 5 breadsticks were served.

The same rule exists as 10 years ago, but restaurants

lack training and discipline to deliver. Now, servers

will bring an excess of breadsticks significantly

outnumbering the number of guests.

Darden management readily admits that after

sitting just 7 minutes, the breadsticks deteriorate

in quality.

Olive Garden uses 675 million – 700 million

breadsticks a year across all their restaurants (average

of 3 per customer). The average customer does not

consume 3 breadsticks, leading to massive

unnecessary waste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320881)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:43 AM
Author: Coral hairless fat ankles step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321053)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

Pg 106 same thing with salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321088)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: flushed market

pg 108 - Non-standardized To-Go bags and microwavable to-go container is the “Cadillac”

container of the industry.

To-Go bags are

made with high-end

materials adding

25-30% cost above

competitors’ To-Go

bags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320886)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:56 AM
Author: flushed market

pg 111 - Why do the togo

containers

need to be

dishwasher

safe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320889)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321091)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: black twinkling uncleanness

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322172)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

This one is the most devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322178)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: flushed market

pg 123 - For example, Olive Garden restaurants are often busy on Friday or Saturday nights, sometimes with false waits of

up to 90 minutes, but if a store is already at its labor hour cap, Darden’s corporate policies encourage GMs to turn

away hungry customers rather than staff additional servers during peak hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320904)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: citrine crackhouse

Lol at these scumbags foregoing profit to spite workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320916)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

this is one of the most retarded things I've ever read and shows these idiots are clueless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321342)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Mustard office wrinkle

the hedgefunders, or darden management? this could be an interesting comment if you would expand on your objection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321511)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

darden. It's business suicide to turn people away because you're worried about staffing or running some employees into overtime. Understaffing is both short-sighted and false economy. If you are perpetually at your breaking point with servers and cooks (meaning you just barely have enough staff to handle the amount of orders) you will never grow your business. More importantly, standards will start to drop and people will get bad service or shit food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321536)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: Fishy zombie-like trump supporter giraffe



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible windowlicker gunner

BOOMERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321640)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: flushed market

pg 134 - Darden does not even have an Olive Garden app!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320910)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

honestly, if you can't even think to get the single greatest marketing tool on your prole customers iphones you're incompetent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492307)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: flushed market

pg 136 - The Company is lacking appeal to Millennials.

– Innovation and use of technology must improve to

keep up with current industry trends.

Darden did not even own the ad space on Google for Olive Garden

until recently. When we searched “olive garden” in May 2014, the

first sponsored link was for Carrabba’s!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320921)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:13 PM
Author: Silver sanctuary

This one is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26323166)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:06 AM
Author: flushed market

pg 142 - Only 8% of sales is from alcoholic beverages at Olive Garden, while Italian peers average more than twice that (16.5%).

– Several competitors in both the fast casual and casual dining segments have focused more attention on higher

margin adult beverages as they look to expand check average and traffic.

– For example, Chili’s 2013 adult beverage mix totaled 14% (as compared to 12.8% in 2010).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320931)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: flushed market

pg 145 -

2013 alcohol sales as a % of total sales for casual dining restaurants Bonefish 24% Buffalo Wild Wings 22% Bravo Brio Restaurant Group 18% Maggiano's 17% Carrabba's 16% Applebee's 15% Romano's Macaroni Grill 15% Chili's 14% Cheesecake Factory 13% Joe's Crab Shack 13% Outback Steakhouse 11% Ruby Tuesday 11% Texas Roadhouse 11% LongHorn Steakhouse 10% Olive Garden 8% Red Lobster 8%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320970)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Cerebral juggernaut

how the fuck is buffalo wild wings only 22%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184411)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: flushed market

pg 151 - On Friday and Saturday nights, the average Olive Garden experiences 60-90 minute wait times.(1)

We believe Olive Garden has false waits at these peak times due to execution errors, particularly slow table turns.

 A successful casual dining restaurant can clean a table and set it for the next guest within 1 minute of the previous guest

leaving, but Olive Garden takes 3-5 minutes to turn their tables on average.(2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321062)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Irradiated sticky wagecucks sex offender

False

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26323291)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: flushed market

rofl SELF CHECKOUT

pg 152 - Tablets create a much more efficient dining experience and can reduce dining times by 5-10 minutes

per table (allows the guest to pay whenever ready instead of waiting for the server).(4)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321065)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

actually a really good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321350)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: 180 hilarious stage candlestick maker

yea holy fuck these guys know what they are doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26330038)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: flushed market

pg 163 - We believe the pasta is poorly handled and generally overcooked.

– Shockingly, Olive Garden no longer salts the water it uses to boil the pasta, merely to get a longer warranty

on its pots.

 This appalling decision shows just how little regard management has for delivering a quality experience to

guests.

– We believe this results in a mushy, unappealing product that is well below competitors’ quality despite similar cost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321068)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: marvelous idiot

But the POT WARRANTY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321493)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:14 PM
Author: Silver sanctuary

LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26323181)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: Silver sanctuary

That is fucking nuts. An "Italian" restaurant caring more about the pot warranty over the quality of pasta. Also, WHAT IN THE FUCK is a pot warranty. Fuck the warranty, use the pots until they fail and then buy new pots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26323185)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: marvelous idiot

Did this get fixed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#29406971)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: flushed market

pg 166 -

Before

Olive Garden used to offer dishes such as:

Pork Filettino (a tender grilled tenderloin

served with roasted vegetables)

Lobster Spaghetti (had a marvelous flavor

and was loved by guests)

Tortellini Fizzano (authentic pasta dish from

Olive Garden’s Riserva di Fizzano restaurant

located in an 11th century village in Italy)

Now

Fried Lasagna Fritta?

“Tuscan” White Bean Hummus?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321072)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

ROFL at Tuscan Humus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321122)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Slap-happy Cobalt Mexican

I fucking loved the Tortellini Fizzano, I was so pissed when they removed it. Fucking shady bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321319)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: flushed market

pg 175 -

Olive Garden’s

Yelp reviews are

low in middle

America, which

represents their

core customer

base.

Olive Garden national average 3.03

Peer national average 3.27

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321078)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: up-to-no-good lavender locale

this report makes me think a lot more positively of hedge funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320844)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point

CR. One of America's great brands is being mismanaged and thankfully our system creates incentives for sophisticated, knowledgeable, and experienced experts to rectify that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320936)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

It's posts like this - insightful commentary - that I will still use and rely on throughout my professional career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492320)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: Chrome Thriller Brunch

You mean Romney and his ilk aren't necessarily evil? Someone alert the public union membership newsletters!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320983)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine Liquid Oxygen Parlour

Everyone in finance is evil bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184400)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: spruce electric senate telephone

uh, no. these scumbags also tell olive garden to serve sysco soup instead of home made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321016)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: up-to-no-good lavender locale

scumbags? if you actually read the report, they are obviously highly concerned about quality. they think outsourcing soup would improve quality while reducing costs. they aren't simply trying to cut costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321039)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: spruce electric senate telephone

if you read the slide on soups, there's nothing in there about improving quality. cost cutting is the only motive for serving sysco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321077)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lavender locale

To improve quality and consistency and reduce costs, it is appropriate to outsource some items to

a high quality producer who will be able to manufacture recipes and distribute the product (e.g. a perfect “Quality up, cost down” opportunity is with the

soups)

i don't see why you are focusing on the soups either. there is plenty of other stuff in there about improving quality that has nothing to do with outsourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321103)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: spruce electric senate telephone

soup is very important to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321114)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Arousing Chocolate Property

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321127)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: henna stag film fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321145)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Stirring national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321191)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:29 PM
Author: lake unhinged friendly grandma really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321192)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: outnumbered immigrant school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321377)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: flushed market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321379)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: black twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322184)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Adventurous parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322186)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:17 PM
Author: Silver sanctuary

This is a high quality thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26323202)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed carnelian garrison alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26326624)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: outnumbered immigrant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26329311)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: flushed market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#27575284)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: tan wonderful karate affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Lascivious range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28185012)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: abnormal weed whacker box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#30156655)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Dashing sinister ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#35867596)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Dashing sinister ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#37068044)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

homemade soup is like the cheapest, easiest thing to make in a restaurant. LOL at bagged, frozen soups being cheaper or higher quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321364)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lavender locale

we are talking about olive garden soup bro. it's not hard to believe a sysco soup would be better than that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321395)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

I don't know about OG or Italians soups specifically but you can teach a retarded person how to make a good soup by following a very simple recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321408)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: lake unhinged friendly grandma really tough guy

You clearly have not met the quality of people working in OG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321542)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: yapping bawdyhouse

(not thomas keller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321446)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac onyx theatre feces

hedge funds are still evil. this one is just good at PR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492364)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine Liquid Oxygen Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184407)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:41 AM
Author: Blue Gas Station Dopamine

olive garden is shit, pure shit. can the quality of the food actually be improved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321048)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: citrine crackhouse

Why is it bad they own their real estate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321071)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

Not a core competency, also they expanded so aggressively they own some shitty real estate, also selling it unlocks shareholder value and cash to invest in improving chain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321139)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: citrine crackhouse

But can't a landlord see that you're a deep pocketed chain and up your next lease by 50%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321156)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: marvelous idiot

In practice, no.

Commercial leases for something like that are typically pretty long (10+ years) and they often have renewal options that are pegged on some roughly objective and non-discretionary measure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321525)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: canary razzle boiling water trailer park

heres the real answer these idiots dont understand

its "bad" because they don't pay rent, which means their profits per store are higher, and then they point to those high profits as if they're an example of their execution genius. they compare those profits to competitors who lease their stores, and use that to mask the fact that they actually have restaurants that significantly underperform the competition by a fucking longshot.

its basically like your friend who lives rent-free in his moms basement telling girls he's a better catch than you because he's able to afford a 5 series lease with all his free cash flow while you're stuck paying a mortgage/rent like a god damn loser

also its just not tax/economically efficient to own the real estate, because REITs have big tax advantages that makes, all else equal, a parcel of real estate held in a RIET simply worth more than a parcel of real estate held by anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26329664)



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Date: December 23rd, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Awkward kitty cat international law enforcement agency

good poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#39311435)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: fear-inspiring appetizing hall rigor

This reminds me of how glad I am that I didn't get an MBA. I could not be bothered to give two shits about detecting or solving any of these problems. Just do work 75 hours a week for a year to work on increasing breadstick efficiency by 7% and improving food presentation quality by 4% at some worthless restaurant chain. Then go home and shoot self in head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321087)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point

As opposed to being the lawyer who checks their supply contracts for typos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321129)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: citrine crackhouse

" Majority of non-critical functions are still insourced

– AP / AR, customer service, IT service, low level

legal tasks"

Page 95 inhouse shitlaw ripped in lengthy screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321134)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring appetizing hall rigor

I don't do corporate work. I actually like my job mostly, which may make me a rare entity in this profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321178)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point

I find increasing breadstick efficiency to be far more interesting and meaningful than what lawyers do. But its good that you like your job: the world is a better place if people are engaged in their work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321308)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Cream exhilarant heaven

Agreed. Maximizing DAT BREADSTICK EFFICIENCY sounds like an elaborate puzzle and kind of fun in a weird way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321409)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: lake unhinged friendly grandma really tough guy

Yeah, kitchen/restaurant work is pretty fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321523)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: marvelous idiot

The day-to-day work is the same regardless of whether you're talking about efficiency improvements related to breadsticks, vaccines, cattle, office buildings, or orphans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321540)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring appetizing hall rigor

In my instance anyway, I like figuring out the best way to frame an argument, use precedents to my advantage, paint a convincing picture with words that convinces the judge to PWN the other side and that accomplishes something morally worthwhile and maybe even stands as a useful precedent for future cases.

If you're working on maximizing breadstick efficiency, the best case scenario is that middle class proles get fatter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321652)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

ROFL, p 162 the Olive Garden burger and Spanish Style Tapas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321116)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Puce indian lodge

Fu, Neverending pasta bowl was one of the highlights of my miserable college year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321528)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: deep filthpig crotch

Businessinsider deems it a "masterpiece"

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-hedge-fund-presentation-on-olive-garden-is-a-masterpiece-2014-9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321329)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Mint stubborn coffee pot mediation

http://i.imgur.com/EBkRI3L.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321359)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: deep filthpig crotch

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321369)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: flushed market

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321382)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: outnumbered immigrant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321394)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321496)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: marvelous idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321547)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Supple den fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321573)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Purple Low-t Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321579)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible windowlicker gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321665)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Mahogany vigorous newt

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321776)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: multi-colored copper orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322173)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Adventurous parlor

160230509841289042309806096390213939596223

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26323237)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: marvelous idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325117)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed carnelian garrison alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26326625)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: tan wonderful karate affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184405)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: opaque site roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184869)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: flushed market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28185015)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#37056303)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:15 PM
Author: marvelous idiot

http://i.imgur.com/OhK2fpe.jpg

Who prepares those presentations?

It's pure shit.

It's terribly written. It's terribly designed. It's almost like it was created to not be read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321461)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: deep filthpig crotch

(never been a consultant)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321483)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: marvelous idiot

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321561)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

yeah I wondered this too? Was this "presentation" done in powerpoint or were these slides printed and given to everyone in a binder? If the former, it must have taken 13 hours.

Also, how did this get leaked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321498)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Racy Ruby Tank

It didn't get leaked it got published and circulated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321507)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: deep filthpig crotch

By inundating the audience with facts & analysis, you can shut up the naysaying fuck that lives in every conference room. It's part intimidation and part showing you did your homework

Leave the single word on a dark screen for Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321516)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: marvelous idiot

So it's not actually intended to be informative? If they're going for the clumsy wall of text effect, they've succeeded.

It seems to me that what they've really done is done one thing poorly instead of doing two things well. Why not have a PowerPoint presentation that isn't shit and an accompanying clean report that you can actually read?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321581)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: deep filthpig crotch

Clients usually don't want homework though. And it's more hours to burn to create the report AND a nice, stylized summary presentation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321613)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Racy Ruby Tank

The Starboard guys are great and know what they are doing.

As for the people in this thread think that they are charging Darden a fee for any of this - you have the wrong idea, they own a significant amount of the shares in the company and only benefit when the share price goes up or earnings improve, which translates into a substantial dividend increase.

The actual huge deal for investors is that the company is going to do a REIT spinco for Darden's owned/leased real estate which will create substantial tax savings and increase investor yield.

The CEO who ran Darden before was an entrenched idiot who blew a ton of money and almost destroyed the franchise, glad he got ousted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321480)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: citrine crackhouse

(idiot that wants to get bullied by a landlord)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321520)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Racy Ruby Tank

Nah I'm just a hedge fund brah who recognizes game. Starboard has helped make me personally and our fund some money.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321531)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Violent Lay

Senior breadstick analyst at hedge fund: 600k a year, summers in Monaco.

Us: Saturday poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321529)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 7:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed carnelian garrison alpha

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325742)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Mustard office wrinkle

i am loling at the emphasis on the "italian roots" of a franchise that general mills started in florida in the 80's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321539)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

this is particularly brutal on upper management. they should all be fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321550)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: deep filthpig crotch

This dude that had a very bad day yesterday

http://www.darden.com/pdf/bio/bio_dgeorge.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321563)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: marvelous idiot

What does he make per year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321595)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Mustard office wrinkle

this looks like a man who is frequently referred to as "Big Dave"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321639)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

the togo bags and straw shit is inecusable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321624)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: marvelous idiot

Page 165 - The breadsticks are like hot dog buns.

"The lower quality refined flour breadsticks served today are filled with more air and have less flavor (similar to hot dog buns)."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321632)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

hedgefund guys actually recommend buying in the soup-bases not the finished product so I stand somewhat corrected. (going through the whole thing myself right now)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321635)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: spruce electric senate telephone

they're talking about msg laden shit bullions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321643)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

yeah of course it depends on the actual products being purchased but they are not talking about full-on bagged soups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321649)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: marvelous idiot

Nothing wrong with MSG.

Stop living in 1980.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325122)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

fairly large contradiction in the report in that they want to drastically reduce prep-related expenses while at the same time improving food quality. Good food requires a lot of prep. Buying in shit in plastic bags reduces prep but is expensive and not fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321644)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: deep filthpig crotch

I think it was a focus on an improvement to the breadsticks and pasta

Everything else can eat a dick. Most people can't tell the difference anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321669)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: lake unhinged friendly grandma really tough guy

Yeah, but a lot of prep doesn't work if your kitchen staff is at the fucking Olive Garden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321755)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

huh? there need to be people in the back doing shit constantly, especially if they are retards. Point is that increasing food quality is really not possible if you simultaneously want to half the amount of prep necessary. Reducing menu size does help with all of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325102)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

We're talking about Olive Garden bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322176)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:48 AM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

even in shitty corporate chain kitchen there is tons of prep to be done, even if it's just managing the inventory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325090)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Violet blathering people who are hurt base

they're right about menu-size. the fact that management couldn't figure this out shows its ineptitude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321658)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Mahogany vigorous newt

"The lower quality refined flour breadsticks served today are filled with more air and have less flavor (similar to hot

dog buns)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321778)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

Read the thread. There are two synth reads on this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322183)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Wine charismatic toilet seat point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26324991)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 6:53 AM
Author: Mentally impaired menage selfie

"Embrace the millennials but never leave the boomers behind" lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325725)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 7:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed carnelian garrison alpha

"Recreate Italian authenticity within Olive Garden"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325737)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: 180 hilarious stage candlestick maker

*Makes millions advising Italian restaurant to salt the water used to boil pasta*

Seriously, these guys will fucking make millions for telling the worlds largest italian chain step 1 on wikipedia of how to cook fucking pasta. LJL, fuck this world man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26330148)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

"Shockingly, Olive Garden no longer salts the water it uses to boil the pasta, merely to get a longer warranty on its pots.

 This appalling decision shows just how little regard management has for delivering a quality experience to guests."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492288)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Library Marketing Idea

PWN PWN PWN

these guys now control Olive Garden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Sepia Business Firm

I used to like the Olive Garden even though everyone made fun of it. It has actually gone downhill in the last few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492287)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Library Marketing Idea

well that's all turning around now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492293)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Sepia Business Firm

Will it once again be a fun place to get drunk on girly cocktails and gobble down cheese/carbs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492296)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Library Marketing Idea

it's going to be an authentic taste of tuscany that serves fresh food and lots of alcohol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492306)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Sepia Business Firm

Meh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492314)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Wild stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28185006)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:09 PM
Author: Gay cumskin chapel

I used to take dates to Olive Garden when I was underage because the wait staff DGAF about carding. They would actually offer me a taste starting when I was 17. I hope the hedge fund keeps this lax approach to alcohol laws for future high schoolers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492327)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:09 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Library Marketing Idea

when you were there, you were FAMILY. Italians offer their teenage kids wine all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492332)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Arousing Chocolate Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492371)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: metal diverse private investor church building

Update: Olive Garden sales through the roof

http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/23/investing/olive-garden-darden-restaurants-earnings/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184337)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine Liquid Oxygen Parlour

Hedge funds are evil bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184391)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Cerebral juggernaut

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

WHAT SAVIOURS OF WESTERN CIVILISATION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184461)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: ruddy odious field messiness

They actually created an Olive Garden food truck to launch the breadstick sandwiches. Shitlibs got mad as fuckkkk about it:

http://www.vice.com/read/olive-garden-has-a-food-truck-615

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184717)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: startling knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#29743925)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Mentally impaired menage selfie

Stock is up HUGE since this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#30156639)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 7:39 PM
Author: Domesticated Smoky Police Squad

thisx2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#33663738)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: marvelous idiot

Salt in the pot lifts the stock!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#33664497)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: submissive becky mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#33990112)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: cordovan public bath sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#34058848)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: marvelous idiot

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#34058881)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: marvelous idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#35867411)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: gold home internal respiration

stock still up huge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#37068050)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: snowy out-of-control reading party forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#39310516)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 4:45 PM
Author: glittery doctorate digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44314301)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: dull soul-stirring ticket booth hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44314312)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: glittery doctorate digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44314425)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: dull soul-stirring ticket booth hunting ground

Classic thread. Nice find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44314428)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: glittery doctorate digit ratio

Thanks, friend. I knew you would appreciate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44314493)



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Date: July 22nd, 2022 2:13 AM
Author: At-the-ready associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44892998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2022 2:16 AM
Author: Mewling house place of business

This was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44893003)



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Date: May 21st, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: flushed market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#47679520)



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Date: August 24th, 2023 12:05 PM
Author: red partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#46709704)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Genius Theologian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#49602622)