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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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Swollen greedy pit hairy legs
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dead razzle-dazzle crackhouse dysfunction
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180
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Curious Market
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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dead razzle-dazzle crackhouse dysfunction
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
Aphrodisiac shrine
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
Provocative University
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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Multi-colored nibblets
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dead razzle-dazzle crackhouse dysfunction
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swashbuckling dopamine filthpig
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swashbuckling dopamine filthpig
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still funny.
shivering meetinghouse
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Lascivious Degenerate Ticket Booth
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floppy goyim
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Confused theater mad-dog skullcap
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Still 180
Costumed cuckoldry
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Confused theater mad-dog skullcap
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Umber skinny woman
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dead razzle-dazzle crackhouse dysfunction
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
Provocative University
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
Confused theater mad-dog skullcap
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?
Provocative University
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: insanely creepy histrionic indian lodge really tough guy

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Swollen greedy pit hairy legs



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: dead razzle-dazzle crackhouse dysfunction



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Obsidian pontificating party of the first part plaza



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Umber skinny woman

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Curious Market



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Hyperventilating titillating turdskin



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored nibblets

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: dead razzle-dazzle crackhouse dysfunction



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Provocative University

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: mahogany nowag

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored nibblets



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: dead razzle-dazzle crackhouse dysfunction



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Alcoholic people who are hurt useless brakes



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: zombie-like shimmering national



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling dopamine filthpig



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling dopamine filthpig



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: shivering meetinghouse

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: stirring fat ankles mother



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Lascivious Degenerate Ticket Booth



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: sickened charcoal therapy background story



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: floppy goyim



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Confused theater mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Costumed cuckoldry

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Confused theater mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Umber skinny woman



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: dead razzle-dazzle crackhouse dysfunction



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Provocative University

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2).#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Confused theater mad-dog skullcap

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2).#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Provocative University

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Confused theater mad-dog skullcap

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: mauve hunting ground digit ratio



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: grizzly stock car



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: 180 violet old irish cottage

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Irradiated Primrose Headpube



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling dopamine filthpig



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ferguson



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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