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TLS Ichiro Suzuki threw his bat once...then apologized afterward

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK LJL at Asians: "In addit...
sinister lodge
  11/11/14
180 actually
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most honolabre 180! *assumes karate stance*
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I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.
Spectacular Marketing Idea Abode
  11/11/14
He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out the...
sinister lodge
  11/11/14
well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he ma...
Spectacular Marketing Idea Abode
  11/11/14
Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats...
sinister lodge
  11/11/14
his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89
Spectacular Marketing Idea Abode
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He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more t...
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Transparent station
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? http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-r...
Transparent station
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You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who...
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  11/11/14
He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear ...
sinister lodge
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Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots...
Provocative National Macaca
  11/11/14
Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. J...
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ljl at this thread. Suzuki, master of his profession, is ...
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that bit about depravity really stings
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No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime...
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"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm ...
Overrated bespoke meetinghouse
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Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything
naked cerise point
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*bangs gong*
curious yarmulke
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embarrassing OP
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He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at...
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: sinister lodge

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK

LJL at Asians:

"In addition to that wonderful little morsel of honesty, Suzuki also explained that he has great respect for the tools of his trade and the artists who craft them. He admitted to throwing a bat once, but said he immediately regretted it and wrote a letter to the man who made it, apologizing for the lapse in judgment.

Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the face, instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2).#26696108)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: comical police squad crotch

180 actually

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Hateful field halford

most honolabre 180!

*assumes karate stance*

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Maniacal location



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:11 PM
Author: trip hall



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Spectacular Marketing Idea Abode

I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2).#26696126)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: sinister lodge

He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out there that will give him a chance. Would be a surprise if he gets it done next season though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2).#26696172)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Spectacular Marketing Idea Abode

well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he matches that, he will need 2 seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2).#26696178)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: sinister lodge

Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats last season. Not sure if that was due to injury or not being a bona fide starter anymore. It would probably be in his best interest to join a very offense-needy team instead of a contender if he wants a legitimate chance at 3,000 next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2).#26696214)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Spectacular Marketing Idea Abode

his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: stirring son of senegal center

He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more than one more year and he wont be getting the money he is used to getting.

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: peach beady-eyed church sound barrier

?

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Transparent station

nah

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Transparent station

?

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-reach-remarkable-4000-hit-milestone

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible Sapphire Personal Credit Line Wrinkle

You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who save their entire race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2).#26696171)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: sinister lodge

He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear that even that is not enough to counteract his AZNness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2).#26696188)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Provocative National Macaca

Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots like Bonds and ARod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2).#26696221)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: sinister lodge

Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. Jeter has done it, Chipper Jones has done it, etc. It's good to express anger and frustration sometimes to hit the reset button. Apologizing for it is unnecessary, let alone to the person who made the fucking bat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2).#26696259)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: lemon orchestra pit

ljl at this thread.

Suzuki, master of his profession, is wise enough to respect craft and workmanship. Has a lapse in judgment, disciplines himself, and accepts responsibility for his actions. Grows as a human being, accordingly surpasses many in wisdom and strength. Will die a hero to many, beloved by men of charity and good will.

U: go to sports bar in Alexandria, sloppily drink entire pitcher of beer, desperately attempt to fuck "women" on tinder, live a life unremarkable save for its depravity, which is of itself so bland and common that it is only worth passing mention.

ljl.

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Vivacious trailer park



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: frozen fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Talented learning disabled bawdyhouse hominid



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: Dull half-breed

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: vibrant shimmering theatre dingle berry

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: comical police squad crotch



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac coiffed principal's office pozpig

GAPED

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: carmine fighting partner

that bit about depravity really stings

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:46 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:03 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Charismatic bisexual state dysfunction

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: greedy base

Incisive

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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: bearded pontificating cruise ship

Still stings

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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:55 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible Sapphire Personal Credit Line Wrinkle

No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime.

http://eupnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ichiro.jpg

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Overrated bespoke meetinghouse

"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm with a wrench, instead."

WTF, does the 'Zuk poast here??

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: naked cerise point

Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything

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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: curious yarmulke

*bangs gong*

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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Onyx locale

embarrassing OP

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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Chrome at-the-ready market prole

He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at a high level with batting, slugging, and on-base percentages above .300 in 2016, while approaching 43 years of age. In 2016, Suzuki notched the 3,000th hit of his MLB career, against Chris Rusin of the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field, becoming only the 30th player ever to do so. In total, he finished with 4,367 hits in his professional career across Japan and the United States.

3089 total

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