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Do Chinese typewriters have like 1,000 keys?

Or do they still handwrite everything?
thriller hilarious native philosopher-king
  01/23/15
Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Lik...
ebony milk chapel
  01/23/15
The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the mo...
outnumbered sable station
  01/23/15
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Only to a certain extent
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lol at the monsoon part
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In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of...
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Cq
180 Swollen Property Reading Party
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chinese characters are based off of components called radica...
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What a SPS language and writing system
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cr nowags explain
180 Swollen Property Reading Party
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cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos
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Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?
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wait, there are different species of azns?
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korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable g...
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Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese syste...
clear bbw locale
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agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a hi...
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Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represe...
clear bbw locale
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boosts children's IQs though.
Passionate Ratface
  02/18/15
Yes
maniacal scarlet dilemma gaping
  01/23/15
Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.
maniacal scarlet dilemma gaping
  01/23/15
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc
House-broken Idiot
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what the fuck
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thriller hilarious native philosopher-king
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lol
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what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing
clear bbw locale
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lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this probl...
olive queen of the night
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you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your s...
swashbuckling rehab sweet tailpipe
  02/18/15
in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type ...
Passionate Ratface
  02/18/15
That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?
olive queen of the night
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concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in ...
Passionate Ratface
  02/18/15
OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written lang...
big magical meetinghouse
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?
claret foreskin
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tyvmft.
Wonderful bright den degenerate
  02/17/15
pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro
180 Swollen Property Reading Party
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1:35 LJL
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There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.
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chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort o...
shivering autistic site private investor
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think its russian or some shit
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It's Swedish
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outnumbered sable station
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lol. fuckin chinks
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outnumbered sable station
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why are they so fucking weird? jfc
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:03 AM
Author: thriller hilarious native philosopher-king

Or do they still handwrite everything?

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:05 AM
Author: ebony milk chapel

Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Like u press the *vertical squiggly line * button and u get a bunch of options for other lines and then you press one of those and shit it's sort of cool but kinda ttt

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:24 AM
Author: outnumbered sable station

The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the most common characters in Mandarin, and weighed an incredible 800 pounds.[2] It took over five hours to assemble the typewriter, with the keys alone filling an average-sized room. The typewriter was so large that many were used as makeshift shelters during the summer monsoon season.[3] Unwieldy and cumbersome, the model was phased out in favor of a simplified version that only had 3,200 keys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_typewriter

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: 180 Swollen Property Reading Party

Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: filthy kitchen



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Insanely creepy godawful toilet seat



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: mind-boggling coral forum persian



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: filthy kitchen

Only to a certain extent

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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:51 AM
Author: 180 Swollen Property Reading Party



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: 180 Swollen Property Reading Party



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: 180 Swollen Property Reading Party



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: outnumbered sable station



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:20 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:16 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:08 AM
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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:28 PM
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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Wonderful bright den degenerate



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Cracking Orange Tattoo Generalized Bond

Amazing work here.

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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: chrome doctorate church building

lol at the monsoon part

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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:10 AM
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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:14 PM
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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: lascivious flushed crotch kitty cat

In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of a city forging its destiny with iron and steam, stood Lin Yutang, a solitary figure dwarfed by his colossal creation. His hands, which once danced with the grace of a calligrapher, now bore the stains of industry. He had crafted not just a machine but a monolith—a typewriter with 6,500 keys that captured the breadth of Mandarin thought.

The room that housed this behemoth was a vaulted space above the teeming streets, where shadows played upon walls lined with characters as if to hold back the clamor from below. It was here that Meiying, whose father's laundry service perfumed the air with starch and soap, often watched Lin from afar. She saw in him a reflection of her own unvoiced dreams.

As twilight embraced the city and fog weaved its silver threads through alleyways, Meiying lingered after Lin's demonstration to potential investors—men who couldn't see past the machine's unwieldy form to its revolutionary heart. They departed with murmurs of "impractical" and "impossible," leaving Lin disheartened amidst his metal forest of ideographs.

Meiying approached him then, her voice a hushed tremor in the vast room. "It's magnificent," she said, her fingers grazing a key labeled "strength" (力). "But it is like asking one person to carry a mountain."

Lin looked at her—really looked—and in her gaze found clarity. "Perhaps smaller is better," he murmured, an idea unfurling like dawn light in his mind.

Their eyes locked in shared understanding; they were two dreamers against the world. In that moment, they came together among the iron and ink—a fusion of passion and intellect. Meiying climbed onto the typewriter as if it were an altar for their aspirations. Her touch on each key was deliberate—“harmony” (å’Œ), “passion” (情), “future” (未)—spelling out their silent dialogue.

Beneath them, the typewriter held fast—its weight a testament to their burden of dreams. Yet as they moved together in fervent rhythm, it was not the heaviness they felt but rather the buoyancy of possibility. Each press of a key was a whisper of what could be: more intimate machines that could bridge worlds without bearing down upon them like mountains.

In their embrace atop the leviathan device, Lin and Meiying wove a tapestry of new meanings—a story told not through words but through sighs and caresses. The typewriter became their canvas and conduit—a giant they would not carry but transform into something that could be carried forward into an age awaiting its script.

And when dawn cast its first golden rays upon San Francisco's awakening streets, Lin Yutang emerged from his workshop with sketches for something revolutionary—a smaller typewriter that could connect East and West without weighing down either shore. The investors would see; they would understand this time.

For within that night's entwined passion lay not just love but also invention—the seed of an idea made manifest by two hearts beating in unison against steel and expectation.

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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: outnumbered sable station



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: 180 Swollen Property Reading Party

Cq

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: mustard multi-colored prole crackhouse

chinese characters are based off of components called radicals. There are a fairly small number of radicals that can be used to index 99% of the characters you'd commonly use. Actually keyboarding today, you either type in pinyin (romanized version of the character pronunciation) and then you'll see a list of corresponding characters, or you type ina radical and you get a list of characters that go with it.

It's still slower than typing with character based languages. Even non-retard chinese admit that their writing system is SPS.

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:29 AM
Author: clear bbw locale

What a SPS language and writing system

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: 180 Swollen Property Reading Party

cr

nowags explain

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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: poppy razzle-dazzle weed whacker menage

cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: clear bbw locale

Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?

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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: Vigorous giraffe

wait, there are different species of azns?

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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling rehab sweet tailpipe

korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable grouped together as a character, but the individual parts are an initial, medial, and final sound - it'd be like writing "hello, major general" as "hel lo, ma jor ge ne ral"

japanese has a syllabary, not an alphabet

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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: clear bbw locale

Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese system



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling rehab sweet tailpipe

agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a historical linguistics and artistic POV - and to the extent japanese borrowed from chinese, the same thing goes for japanese - you can have two characters that represent the same verb but one has additional connotation - i'm thinking immediately of something like "kiku" (to listen), where the main kanji is just pretty literal but the second most common implies attention paid specifically to the listening, possibly for recreational purposes

so you can use either kanji if you're listening to a concert, but one usage is more literary even though they're exactly the same verb just written differently

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: clear bbw locale

Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represent seems like a pretty shitty system to me bro, no matter how pretty it might be

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Passionate Ratface

boosts children's IQs though.

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: maniacal scarlet dilemma gaping

Yes

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: maniacal scarlet dilemma gaping

Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: House-broken Idiot

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc

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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: poppy razzle-dazzle weed whacker menage

what the fuck

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: thriller hilarious native philosopher-king



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible bronze center newt

lol

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: clear bbw locale

what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: olive queen of the night

lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this problem.

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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling rehab sweet tailpipe

you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your shit to the correct stuff, but in the case of homophones, depending on your os, a key will cycle through the options

If I type literally the five keys n i h a o on my mac, it will recognize and convert that to the correct Chinese. But if I type something that is not like the most common Chinese phrase of all time, it might present me with a couple options ranked by likelihood based on what else i've typed, etc. and i can arrow down among the selections

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Passionate Ratface

in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type "hao" then you choose:

1. good

2. luxe

3. horn

4. vast

5. Hao (surname)

6. expend

... the list goes on

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: olive queen of the night

That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Passionate Ratface

concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in chinese.

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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: big magical meetinghouse

OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written language?

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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: claret foreskin

?

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Wonderful bright den degenerate

tyvmft.

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: 180 Swollen Property Reading Party

pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Twinkling french chef nursing home

1:35 LJL

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: clear bbw locale

HOLY SHIT

There are 2 more boxes of millions of little keys

WTF

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: thriller hilarious native philosopher-king

There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.

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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:54 AM
Author: Twinkling french chef nursing home



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 AM
Author: Twinkling french chef nursing home



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Date: February 18th, 2015 8:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz very tactful puppy stock car

For some reason I feel like this really captures the essence of chinks

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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: Bipolar mental disorder

Asian hipster girl carrying 3000 key typewriter to coffee shop.

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: shivering autistic site private investor



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: Passionate Ratface



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: thriller hilarious native philosopher-king

lol

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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: brass irradiated community account gas station



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: Odious Purple Clown Location



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: shivering autistic site private investor

chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort of accent?

i took a year of mandarin and think something about this sounds totally weird.

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: Passionate Ratface

think its russian or some shit

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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: wild charismatic ticket booth cuckold

It's Swedish

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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Adventurous infuriating pistol plaza



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Yellow set



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: outnumbered sable station



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Balding Citrine Business Firm

lol. fuckin chinks

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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:31 AM
Author: outnumbered sable station



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: poppy razzle-dazzle weed whacker menage

why are they so fucking weird? jfc

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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: outnumbered sable station



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Bisexual point macaca



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: thriller hilarious native philosopher-king



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: brass irradiated community account gas station



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:17 PM
Author: thriller hilarious native philosopher-king

I do not remember making this thread, but for some reason I am proud I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2).#27338290)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: 180 Swollen Property Reading Party

savor it brother, this is like a throwaway thread u start as youre about to pass out in a haze of dat sweet sweet ambien and then u wake up the next morning and it has 200+ poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2).#27338421)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: emerald tanning salon

Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments

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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: mischievous lodge marketing idea

What a dumb fucking TTT language

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: thriller hilarious native philosopher-king



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: galvanic locus depressive



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Twinkling french chef nursing home



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: 180 Swollen Property Reading Party

Uvt explain

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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: thriller hilarious native philosopher-king



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Twinkling french chef nursing home



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Adventurous infuriating pistol plaza



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: wild charismatic ticket booth cuckold

Here's how it works: some dude invented a "language" called pinyin, back in the 40s, that transliterated the Chinese phonemes into Romanized spelling. Each character is therefore assigned an English alphabet spelling.

So you type/text just as you do in English, type the alphabet "pinyin" first and choose the corresponded character. The tricky part is that some spellings (like shi, yi, dao, xing, etc) can correspond to several dozen characters. To solve this problem, most programs default to the most common character for each spelling, and if you want a more obscure one you have to scroll or tab down.

The programs also auto-fill/autocorrect certain spellings based on context or preceding characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2).#29037203)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: thriller hilarious native philosopher-king

I'm Brian Fellows!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2).#29037225)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: Ultramarine misanthropic church dingle berry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dO4YZ5i6fI

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Date: December 16th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: thriller hilarious native philosopher-king



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Date: December 16th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Offensive bull headed hall

http://pixu.co.in/files/funzug/imgs/technology/amazing_chinese_keyboard_03.jpg

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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: red tank candlestick maker



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: outnumbered sable station



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: Violet Son Of Senegal Potus

In France the "number keys" type the punctuation by default, you have to use Shift to get the numbers. And the letter arrangement is AZERTY instead of QWERTY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2).#29422170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: heady canary stage

most places outside the US hide the @ key too. fucking mudpeople just trying to be different imo

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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: Ultramarine misanthropic church dingle berry

can't everyone in the world just be like America! fucking shitcountries

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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:34 PM
Author: thriller hilarious native philosopher-king



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: outnumbered sable station



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: outnumbered sable station



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: Glittery theater stage mood

I like the dozen-odd half-correct Dunning-Kruger responses itt

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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: evan39



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