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April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Overrated Big Dopamine

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Navy bat-shit-crazy senate round eye

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: buff hairraiser pozpig

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Author: beady-eyed feces



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Turquoise candlestick maker



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Author: floppy stock car temple



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Very tactful mental disorder police squad



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Iridescent Abode Party Of The First Part



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: buff hairraiser pozpig



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Author: Flatulent cerebral boltzmann



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Navy bat-shit-crazy senate round eye



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: startling brindle nibblets



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling bearded haunted graveyard



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
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Author: talented cruise ship weed whacker



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Author: Iridescent Abode Party Of The First Part



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: nighttime whorehouse



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Wonderful jet-lagged set half-breed



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Author: Iridescent Abode Party Of The First Part



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Titillating Locus Juggernaut

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Iridescent Abode Party Of The First Part



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: slimy racy school cafeteria

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Titillating Locus Juggernaut

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Shivering Principal's Office Codepig



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Bright really tough guy



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Stubborn bull headed depressive

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Curious black genital piercing

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Jet thriller stead

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: nighttime whorehouse

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Spruce Cocky Stag Film Preventive Strike

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Magenta odious shrine faggotry

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Sapphire Angry Therapy Hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Turdskin Famous Landscape Painting

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: erotic crusty institution quadroon



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: arrogant dark resort messiness

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: razzle lay

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: tantric private investor twinkling uncleanness

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: vibrant lodge prole

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: buff hairraiser pozpig

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: provocative slate roommate station



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: slimy racy school cafeteria

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible greedy philosopher-king



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Appetizing University



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: floppy stock car temple

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: dun fragrant foreskin locale



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted gaping cuck



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: zippy base corn cake



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Iridescent Abode Party Of The First Part



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Author: hateful chestnut dingle berry tanning salon



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: provocative slate roommate station

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: provocative slate roommate station

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Bonkers translucent business firm internal respiration



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Bearded Big-titted Marketing Idea

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: tantric private investor twinkling uncleanness

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: provocative slate roommate station



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Mahogany Elite Casino Alpha

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: purple marvelous deer antler

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: harsh brunch gaming laptop

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: purple marvelous deer antler

cr

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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: beta range



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Bateful Toilet Seat

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Mahogany Elite Casino Alpha



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Bright really tough guy



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: tantric private investor twinkling uncleanness

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Bateful Toilet Seat

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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Histrionic judgmental church



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Titillating Locus Juggernaut



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia Irradiated Travel Guidebook Mediation



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: multi-colored son of senegal



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Massive field



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Author: Galvanic Spot Pervert



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: hateful chestnut dingle berry tanning salon



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Silver Indian Lodge Milk

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Histrionic judgmental church

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Bright really tough guy

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Histrionic judgmental church

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Sapphire Angry Therapy Hall



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: red hot mother state



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Heady sweet tailpipe ticket booth

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Bateful Toilet Seat

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: buff hairraiser pozpig

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Bateful Toilet Seat

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Tan Geriatric Theatre Pisswyrm

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: hateful chestnut dingle berry tanning salon



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: contagious anal location filthpig

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Motley garrison personal credit line

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Bonkers translucent business firm internal respiration



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Flickering menage hominid

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: purple marvelous deer antler

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Flickering menage hominid

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: purple marvelous deer antler



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Appetizing University

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Exciting home karate



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant legal warrant

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: purple marvelous deer antler

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant legal warrant

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac generalized bond

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: purple marvelous deer antler

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: purple marvelous deer antler

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: purple marvelous deer antler

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: nighttime whorehouse



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: purple marvelous deer antler

Cr

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: dun fragrant foreskin locale



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: bronze adventurous background story



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: zippy base corn cake



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: claret impertinent circlehead trust fund

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Bonkers translucent business firm internal respiration

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: opaque mischievous regret main people

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: lascivious cheese-eating ratface market

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: opaque mischievous regret main people

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Cream boistinker giraffe

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Motley garrison personal credit line



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: purple marvelous deer antler

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: vigorous flushed address rigor

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Cream boistinker giraffe

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Electric Azure Trailer Park



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: hateful chestnut dingle berry tanning salon



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: provocative slate roommate station



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: erotic crusty institution quadroon



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: khaki underhanded office

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Confused Step-uncle's House Psychic

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Doobsian Honey-headed Old Irish Cottage Center



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: purple marvelous deer antler



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: alcoholic meetinghouse



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Sooty zombie-like rehab headpube



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Copper point gunner

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Mind-boggling bearded haunted graveyard



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Turdskin Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Sooty zombie-like rehab headpube



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: zippy base corn cake

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Stirring ruby patrolman house

CRIMINALLY underrated.

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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: alcoholic meetinghouse



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Navy bat-shit-crazy senate round eye



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: zippy base corn cake



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: zippy base corn cake



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling bearded haunted graveyard



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling bearded haunted graveyard



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Supple Mildly Autistic Newt Crackhouse

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling bearded haunted graveyard

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: zippy base corn cake



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: low-t jewess den

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible greedy philosopher-king



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: filthy vivacious property

Check you emails.

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling bearded haunted graveyard



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Lake Duck-like Bawdyhouse



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Arousing unholy gas station new version



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling bearded haunted graveyard



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Supple Mildly Autistic Newt Crackhouse



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible greedy philosopher-king



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Violent indigo cumskin

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: glittery chest-beating dragon hospital



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Mind-boggling bearded haunted graveyard



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling bearded haunted graveyard



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Supple Mildly Autistic Newt Crackhouse



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly chartreuse dilemma

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Cyan Organic Girlfriend Forum



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: High-end Site Wrinkle

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: claret impertinent circlehead trust fund

Lmao

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: pea-brained laughsome hunting ground parlor

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Spectacular infuriating stain

This is an amazing thread.

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Supple Mildly Autistic Newt Crackhouse



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling bearded haunted graveyard



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz hell scourge upon the earth

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Comical stage coldplay fan

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